The Bride

Sting playing an asshole what a stretch. Hate Sting more than the Police. Sleazy PG-13 rating at play, there’s so much asshole on screen (Sting) no one noticed the very naked ladies and gore.

This is better than it has any reason to be.

So happy to see this again. Excellent monster movie remake. Well done and stands alone quite well. Great job by the main cast, Sting, Jennifer Beals, Clancy Brown and David Rappaport.

David Rappaport needed his own movie.

Brought nothing new to the table. Dull cliches and worn-out tropes, no voice of its own.

Valiant effort which creates a plausible scenario with a fresh ending, but is still a few implausibilities away from making it just right. Though while the opening sequence is superb, the rest of the film's production design is rather flat and never quite reaches that same crescendo. Still, I recommend it as novel alternative to Shelley's tale.

Certainly more melodrama than horror, but well photographed and doesn't get a fair shake from horror fans. Beals is captivating.

What might have happened if, in the original _Bride of Frankenstein_, the rejected Monster *hadn't* given in to his rage and blown up the lab but instead had gone off to "find himself" and granted his intended mate time to do likewise? Though it runs on about a reel too long, this addresses these issues in a genuinely entertaining and imaginative way. Watch it with someone you love.

Pretty cheese, but Jennifer Beals is probably the hottest Bride of Frankenstein ever.

Profoundly misguided attempt at "quality horror". "Charles Frankenstein"? Bwhahaha. I'm not sure whether that or "Gabriel van Helsing" in _Van Helsing_ is worse