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The Avengers
1998
Sci-fi, Suspense/Thriller
1h 29m
British Ministry agent John Steed, under direction from "Mother", investigates a diabolical plot by arch-villain Sir August de Wynter to rule the world with his weather control machine. Steed investigates the beautiful Doctor Mrs. Emma Peel, the only suspect, but simultaneously falls for her and joins forces with her to combat Sir August. (imdb)
The Avengers
1998
Sci-fi, Suspense/Thriller
1h 29m
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Rated 11 Apr 2015
5
1st
I just remembered that this movie exists, and I had to laugh uncontrollably. Then the laughter turned to tears and relentless sobbing. I'm writing this on my phone whilst lying under my bed. I ... I don't think I'm coming back out.
Rated 11 Apr 2015
Rated 21 Jun 2016
68
16th
You'd have a much better time staring at a picture of Uma Thurman in her leather catsuit for two hours than actually watching the movie.
Rated 21 Jun 2016
Rated 15 Aug 2010
12
10th
What-ho gents! Would you do me the pleasure of allowing me to spin you a yarn about The Avengers my fellow movie watchers? Here I am in HyperBritan where everything is HyperBritish, and by HyperBritish I mean AmericanBritish, the hyperrealistic vision of Britian that Americans hold about us, which this film is in! There's a little old lady who has a gun and is all quaint and british and polite and shit! ULTIMATE TOODLE PIP EXTREME. This film is absolute shit. Absolute, pure, shit.
Rated 15 Aug 2010
Rated 01 Aug 2009
3
3rd
One of those legendarily bad films that has to be seen to be believed. Awful.
Rated 01 Aug 2009
Rated 12 Jul 2007
30
2nd
I don't know how they talked Connery into this. I even like the cheesy TV show, and this thing was awful. Unwatchable.
Rated 12 Jul 2007
Rated 24 Feb 2007
4
1st
I've never seen the show but this movie was so unentertaining I had to stop watching. Maybe if you watched the show you'd enjoy the movie but as someone who didn't I can honestly say this is bad cinema.
Rated 24 Feb 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
0
0th
Confusing, dry, and seemingly utterly without a plot. Seemingly, the movie suffers from severe cutting-room floor disease -- if there is a plot, it's been hacked to death in editing! Thurman, Fiennes, and Connery should fire their agents for attaching their names to such a steaming pile of movie, and the editing staff should be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 27 Jul 2014
1
2nd
The Avengers has to be the worst film adaption of a tv series ever. I never watched the tv series as it was well before my time. But I do know that this horrible film adaption is completely disrespectful and unrecognisable of its much loved source material. I can only hope and assume that the likes of Fiennes, Thurman and Connery got offered more money than they could refuse. Otherwise I have absolutely no idea why they would associate themselves with this disastrously nonsensical mess.
Rated 27 Jul 2014
Rated 12 Jan 2014
68
37th
Did anyone bother to tell Uma Thurman she was playing Emma Peel not Steed?
Rated 12 Jan 2014
Rated 03 Jan 2010
0
0th
So boring and horribly acted I had to turn it off. Simply an atrocious script that never should have made it to the screen. How Connery and Thurman ended up in this I have absolutely no idea.
Rated 03 Jan 2010
Rated 19 Aug 2009
5
0th
The only movie that has ever put me to sleep.
Rated 19 Aug 2009
Rated 18 Apr 2008
33
0th
What a waste. Such otherwise fine actors in such an unbearable movie.
Rated 18 Apr 2008
Rated 16 Aug 2007
8
2nd
No. Just no.
Rated 16 Aug 2007
Rated 03 Aug 2007
30
2nd
I winced for poor Sean Connery. This movie was just, man.
Rated 03 Aug 2007
Rated 30 Jun 2007
1
5th
Some things cannot be sythetically generated and THE AVENGERS is one of them. ONLY Patric Macnee can play John Steed. Watch the teevee show . . . don't waste your time on this piece of (admittedly good-looking) crap.
Rated 30 Jun 2007
Rated 01 Mar 2007
50
23rd
I must be the only one in the universe who slightly enjoyed this film. I'm sorry.
Rated 01 Mar 2007
Rated 01 Mar 2007
30
9th
Poor.
Rated 01 Mar 2007
Rated 31 Jan 2007
30
4th
With Ralph Fiennes, Uma Thurman and Sean Connery, a movie has to be good, right? Wrong. No matter how many good actors you pack into The Avengers, it's still absolutely unwatchable, beyond drooling over the eye candy. But posters of Ralph and Uma don't give you headaches trying to follow plots.
Rated 31 Jan 2007
Rated 13 Jun 2024
82
7th
After resisting this one for years due to awful reviews, I gave it a chance. Not comparing to the series, I enjoyed it. 90 minutes of a cross between a James Bond and Austin Powers movie.
Rated 13 Jun 2024
Rated 05 Mar 2022
44
8th
A dull abortive mess; feels chopped down and confused in its plotting as well as its intent. Connery suffers the worst here with his amusing, full-blown campy villain disappearing for big chunks of time – a pity as he is the highlight of the film; Thurman and Fiennes attempt some witty byplay but they both seem supremely uncomfortable in each other’s company so their scenes bog things down interminably. With a gaggle of terrific actors in support, it’s almost astonishing how lifeless this feels.
Rated 05 Mar 2022
Rated 16 Jun 2021
52
12th
At first one can see the attempt to mimic the old tv show with all the properness and aged esthetic. It's almost dream-like how these people are just making flippant puns and double-entendres about everything, with the light so strange. But the moment the actual plot happens, it turns to over the top silliness, dumb non-threatening dangers, and bad James Bond pastiche. Also I thought the guy's name was Steve lol
Rated 16 Jun 2021
Rated 26 May 2021
20
2nd
This was a comedy....right? Had to be. No other explanation.
Rated 26 May 2021
Rated 19 Mar 2018
5
3rd
A TV spinoff that lacks enough energy to spin, The Avengers is an ineptly written, woefully miscast disaster.
Rated 19 Mar 2018
Rated 22 Aug 2016
12
2nd
The only reason you should ever watch this is for Sean Connery in a bear suit. Honestly, just youtube that clip. It's fucking awful otherwise.
Rated 22 Aug 2016
Rated 12 Jun 2016
10
12th
Unfortunate remake of what was a classic.
Rated 12 Jun 2016
Rated 11 Jun 2016
74
36th
No expert on the show, I've seen enough to think adapting it into a modern film seems like a bad idea from the start. Although period fashions make for some distinctive visuals, the tone of the show was never an outright loving spoof like Austin Powers, but a more amused "This is all so ridiculous" vibe which modern genre audiences generally hate. The repartee would need 2 be quite witty to rise above this but it doesn't & the 2 leads never seem to be having fun like the originals did.
Rated 11 Jun 2016
Rated 11 Aug 2015
98
79th
I suspect the movie is a victim of ruthless test screenings, with the studio becoming ever more nervous and demanding more cuts to anything that might distract audiences. How else can anyone explain the complete non-presence of someone on screen as the usually highly-charismatic Sean Connery as the villain Sir August de Wynter. Again I have to assume he originally had a much larger role and it was edited down to nothing. So much for the baddies.
Rated 11 Aug 2015
Rated 27 Jul 2015
20
1st
Uma Thurman, wrong choice for this
Rated 27 Jul 2015
Rated 19 Oct 2014
25
17th
More Britishisms than you can shake your cup of tea at. Also, completely nonsensical. Not offensively bad, but there's no reason to watch this, despite the all-star cast.
Rated 19 Oct 2014
Rated 15 Sep 2014
14
2nd
An oddball movie that doesn't quite find its feet before it ends.
Rated 15 Sep 2014
Rated 23 Nov 2013
40
31st
I'm confused by The Avengers. It's a silly, over-the-top spy movie about a man and a woman trying to stop another man from controlling the weather and therefore the world. It's full of terrible plotting, poor acting, a flippant and light tone, and is impossible to take seriously. But how much of this was intentional? Did the filmmakers aim to make this movie, or did it grow out of a lack of talent, time, or other reasons? It wasn't good but it was certainly watchable.
Rated 23 Nov 2013
Rated 13 Dec 2012
30
2nd
The casting director was amazing. I have no idea how she convinced a crew of well respected and talented actors to appear in this film. The director is amazing in the opposite way, since he somehow managed to wring out the worst performances in everyone's career. The editing is... unique, leading one to wonder how characters got from place to place or why their car is suddenly heavily damaged.
Rated 13 Dec 2012
Rated 06 Aug 2012
36
10th
I found this film bland, boring, badly written, horribly edited, peppered with plot holes, anticlimactic, and bouncing from one failed idea to the next, but still not QUITE as bad as its reputation.
Rated 06 Aug 2012
Rated 20 Jun 2012
65
22nd
Don't remember much about this, except that I didn't hate it, so how good/bad could it have been? :)
Rated 20 Jun 2012
Rated 22 Jan 2012
13
2nd
I'd probably hate this more if I'd watched the original series, but this deserves it's now legendary status. When even Eddie Izzard can't supply any entertainment, your film is doomed for failure.
Rated 22 Jan 2012
Rated 16 Nov 2011
70
56th
funny one. Uma Thurman hotness.
Rated 16 Nov 2011
Rated 26 Aug 2010
14
3rd
#90s#, story, Uma T
Rated 26 Aug 2010
Rated 12 Oct 2009
100
51st
really good 10 out of 10
Rated 12 Oct 2009
Rated 07 Apr 2009
40
11th
Funnier than I thought it would be, but nowhere near as funny as it thinks it is, which probably led to most of the aforementioned humor.
Rated 07 Apr 2009
Rated 31 Mar 2009
30
1st
I was exhausted, and fell asleep for parts of this, but what I saw was bad.
Rated 31 Mar 2009
Rated 26 Sep 2008
50
34th
the TV show from the 60's was campy and bizarre. this should've been much more than it was.
Rated 26 Sep 2008
Rated 18 Sep 2008
70
30th
Fun and fair to watch , a funny fantasy action by Uma and Ralph as gawky spies fight with Sean. Nothing amzing. Just plain fun
Rated 18 Sep 2008
Rated 06 Aug 2008
16
1st
Ralph Fiennes was the only reason I continued to look at the screen and sort of pay attention throughout this. While reminding the other people in the room throughout the whole movie "I'm not enjoying this." and hearing the defense "Well, it's style." And then as it got WORSE, all defenses ceased. But I still have the memory of "But it's style" while ROBOT BEES ATTACKED A CAR.
Rated 06 Aug 2008
Rated 28 Mar 2008
28
9th
This movie could have been good, but the story was crap.
Rated 28 Mar 2008
Rated 06 Feb 2008
14
11th
I really, really expected an enterntaiment. Even Uma in tights did not raise points much.
Rated 06 Feb 2008
Rated 05 Jan 2008
56
26th
If you were thinking this had anthing in common with the 60's series it would be limited to Steed's umbrella.. And the acting is about as wooden. Poor script weak characterisation and no plot to speak of.
Rated 05 Jan 2008
Rated 04 Jan 2008
23
4th
I would give the television series a 45.
Rated 04 Jan 2008
Rated 19 Aug 2007
5
1st
Terrible. Fans of the show should stay very far away.
Rated 19 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
11th
Oh, it wasn't that bad. Uma Thurman was in a nice outfit and they all had funny British-esque accents. That scores them 23 points at least.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
2nd
A little sword play, & lots of great looking sets. Poorly written dialogue, no plot interest. Dull.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
0
9th
boring
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
53
16th
For everything decent about this movie, there is twice as much mediocre or plain bad.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
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