The Alchemist Cookbook

Today's SAT answer: the Alchemist Cook book is to "summoning a demon to help you turn lead into gold" movies, as the Money Pit is to "summoning a demon to help you build your dream house" movies. Watching a crippled guy on anxiety meds chug an entire bottle of Gatorade in his trailer in the woods is one the most frightening things I have ever seen. - Gene Shalit.

it's christmas, and so joel potrykus 'abuses science', cranks some pixies, crunches some bugles, plays waaay too much don't starve, and dives into the mind of another deranged, disenfranchised degenerate. the inspiration is EVIL DEAD rather than OFFICE SPACE, there are no white people to be found and the money-shot reference this time is SANSHO THE BAILIFF, but it's another potrykus punk classic through 'n through; if ydgi, retreat back to GREEN ROOM and be thankful you're one of the lucky ones.

Awful crap. Who makes shit like this?

bir bilinmezlik üzerinden giden düşük bütçeli filmlere zaafım olsa da kendini bilmeyen filmlere dayanamıyorum. ilgi çekici bir konu, inanılmaz bir sığlıkta yitip gidiyor. posterindeki özenin anlatımda olmadığı, iyi fikirlerin yapım içindeki darlıkta heba edildiği bir öğrenci projesi gibi adeta.