The Adventures of Pinocchio

The Rob Schneider Project - day 5. Some interesting results from today's experiment. We were once again surprised at the relatively limited frustration we felt at seeing Schneider's face, this time because of the pure horror the rest of the film offered us. We lost our first team member too: professor Wilkins was carted off, clawing at his face and screaming "THE PUPPET! THOSE EYES!! THE DONKEYS! MAKE IT STOP!". Feeling a bit nauseous myself. Schneider-annoyance factor: 4

This is nightmare fuel. There's a weird sexual energy to a film about little boys. If you would have told me this was filmed in 1981, I would have believed you.

UGH

My first rewatch since I was a baby seeing this in cinemas. I knew I'd seen it by the visual of a teardrop on a wooden face. I was on the money with that one

LovehisFX+robschneiderlool+hessuchalittleshitlol+Pepecricketlol+VtakesforplayssoJfree-star+shesthebabefromcasperright?nahjumanji+Jexlovewasnice/wishmoreofit-shemarriedhisbrolol+Vdonkey+whale-liessave+real+tricksduotogobecomedonkeyslolmaybefox/cat+gooddeedsfixedallkids

Küçükken VCD'de defalarca izlediğim ilk filmlerden biri. Beni küçük bir çocukken nasıl hissettiriyorsa hala öyle hissettiriyor ama 21 yaşında biri olarak şimdiki izlediğim filmlerden daha aşağıda bir yerlerde. Seni çok seviyorum Pinokyo. ❤

Cocuklugumda VHS'den surekli izledigimi ve her seferinde guzel vakit gecirdigimi hatirliyorum.

More disturbing than anything else.

Schneider quest, film 5: This 'film' is one of the scariest horros I've ever seen

*fartz*

Interesting take on the classic story!

bad movie

The cartoon put this to shame, the effort Stevie B on this one was minimal

Stupid and boring. The set design looks like they just sort of threw stuff around and filmed it