The 4th Tenor

When Rodney Dangerfield died, they anointed his body in fragrant oils and wrapped it in celluloid from the one existing copy of the 4th Tenor. They then placed the body on a viking longboat of freshly carved cedar and launched it onto the crystal-clear waters of that pool in Back to School. With a single flaming arrow, a comedy legend made his final journey to the heavens, and thus a piece-of-shit movie was vanquished from time-space.