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Teeth

2008
Comedy
Suspense/Thriller
1h 34m
Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence. (imdb)
Directed by:
Mitchell Lichtenstein
Written by:
Mitchell Lichtenstein
Starring:
Josh Pais Josh Pais Lenny von Dohlen John Hensley John Hensley Jess Weixler Jess Weixler Hale Appleman Vivienne Benesch Leslie Dawn Forsyth Julia Garro Ashley Springer Nicole Swahn Adam Wagner
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Genres:
Comedy, Suspense/Thriller, Fantasy, Horror
Country:
USA
Language:
English
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Teeth

2008
Comedy
Suspense/Thriller
1h 34m
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johnnyzombieJohnnyZombie
Rated 11 Jul 2008
78
37th
ALL MEN ARE EVIL, 'CEPT FOR DADDY, AMIRITE GALS!!! Seriously, it was overly ridiculous that nearly every man (except the stepfather) were evil guys who just wanted to use her. The movie is quirky and original, but much too ambitious. Is it a female rape revenge fantasy? A satire on modern day chastity programs? A straight horror comedy? Much too many ideas floating around. And like said before, it really does get ridiculous how this plays out like some woman's paranoid fears about men.
Rated 11 Jul 2008
terrymacterrymac
Rated 23 Oct 2020
55
25th
"TEETH; or How Rapey Tobey Lost His Boaby". What a weird film. I'm not sure how I feel about it; it wasn't horrific enough to be a horror, wasn't funny enough to be a comedy, and it was probably a bit too daft to be taken very seriously. Watchable enough, though.
Rated 23 Oct 2020
tweedaleTweedale
Rated 11 Mar 2010
6
42nd
Ummmm...welll... haha... I suppose
Rated 11 Mar 2010
shmendrekShmendrek
Rated 15 Jul 2008
3
61st
It's a bit sloppy and campy, but come the fuck on. This movie has a vagina that bites the dicks off of rapists. That alone is worth at least 60 points. I got pumped every time a dick fell off.
Rated 15 Jul 2008
theficionadotheficionado
Rated 15 Mar 2008
50
48th
This castration fantasy doesn't manage to fully exploit its theme of female empowerment, but at least it isn't boring.
Rated 15 Mar 2008
wetwillieswetwillies
Rated 03 Apr 2010
30
1st
If I made a movie about a toothed vag, I'd make it an over-the-top comedy. But this ridiculous, extremely slow, feminist piece of crap is not all that funny, especially after the shock wears off. However, the OB-GYN is hilarious. I just don't think I'm one for the so-bad-it's-good type of movie. It never really works in my opinion.
Rated 03 Apr 2010
spookymaskSpookyMask
Rated 04 Jun 2009
55
24th
To quote everyone who was watching with me: "Ah. Ah? AH! AHHH! AHHHH! AH AH AH AHHHHH! AHHHHH!" Also known as "The Girl Who Gets Raped All The Time."
Rated 04 Jun 2009
letskillrobotsletskillrobots
Rated 15 Mar 2015
30
89th
Finally, a movie we can all relate with.
Rated 15 Mar 2015
bojanglesBojangles
Rated 09 Jun 2012
1
0th
My y chromosome ruined this movie.
Rated 09 Jun 2012
luna6ixLuna6ix
Rated 03 Jan 2009
70
34th
A toothed vagina is truly only a one-trick-pony and can only be relevant in very few cases, all of which are not scary, and few of which are funny, especially after seeing it happen more than once.
Rated 03 Jan 2009
rurusmasherRuruSmasher
Rated 21 Apr 2018
89
70th
Massively underrated gory horror about empowerment and vagina dentata. Yeah. Vagina with teeth. Yeah, sure, no one with a penis will love this very much, but I think it's superb in the way it shows how women's bodies can be preyed upon, and how those same bodies can learn how to defend themselves.
Rated 21 Apr 2018
picklemanPickle_Man
Rated 07 Jan 2018
70
35th
Interesting reversal wherein the horror comes from empathizing with the movie's monster.
Rated 07 Jan 2018
lubeylouLubeyLou
Rated 03 Feb 2009
30
11th
Rubbish film...but funny!
Rated 03 Feb 2009
thedicemanTheDiceman
Rated 03 Jun 2009
10
1st
Poor.
Rated 03 Jun 2009
amerigoamerigo
Rated 10 Sep 2008
79
61st
If the classic slasher flick is a chauvenist male fantasy pipe dream this is the misandrist counterpart. It manages to sneak in environmentalism in there as well.
Rated 10 Sep 2008
eric_janeric-jan
Rated 25 Sep 2011
65
30th
The writer must have been mentally insane when he wrote the script..! The acting wasn't bad though and it was entertaining to say the least. Disgusting but interesting! :)
Rated 25 Sep 2011
lady_moeLady Moe
Rated 22 May 2011
66
24th
Hoooo boy. Girls, show this to a boy you want to get rid of. Fiendishly fun.
Rated 22 May 2011
erikstronkserikstronks
Rated 17 Oct 2008
78
42nd
fout, camp, en leuk.
Rated 17 Oct 2008
jesseJesse
Rated 23 Oct 2008
75
45th
Kept my attention..
Rated 23 Oct 2008
icromaholicxicromaholicx
Rated 22 Jun 2008
60
28th
It never really works as either a comedy or a horror, but there's clearly potential.
Rated 22 Jun 2008
vreyVrey
Rated 16 May 2009
66
56th
Man, that's hot.
Rated 16 May 2009
spanksSpanks
Rated 21 Nov 2014
55
45th
A bunch of dudes get their dick BITTEN OFF by a vagina with shark teeth. Who would have thought castration could be so entertaining?
Rated 21 Nov 2014
cgriffinCGriffin
Rated 30 Nov 2008
80
48th
The concept of the movie is definitely something that was workable, and the idea of female empowerment is a good one. Unfortunately, the satire on purity pretty much dissolves toward the end of the movie and the plot seemed divided as to what the moral should be.
Rated 30 Nov 2008
heapshakeheapshake
Rated 27 Mar 2010
50
37th
Although it starts a bit slow and the tone is a bit uneven, it is a passable campy movie.
Rated 27 Mar 2010
kramyessevKramYessev
Rated 06 Dec 2011
73
65th
While "Antichrist" was the ultimate date movie for women, "Teeth" is the ultimate date movie for guys. The main problem with "Teeth" is that it was made 20-30 years too late, as the entire thing has an undeniably 80s sleazy exploitation (vaginasploitation?) feel to it. You'll more than likely laugh the whole through but most guys will cringe at the penis severings.
Rated 06 Dec 2011
thesmurTheSmur
Rated 25 Jun 2010
20
9th
fuck this movie, fuck it a lot
Rated 25 Jun 2010
danifoulleDaniFoulle
Rated 26 Dec 2015
80
75th
o nascimento de uma super-heroína feminista que não usa maiô
Rated 26 Dec 2015
teknicolorteknicolor
Rated 01 May 2008
21
11th
Not really funny or scary. It tried too hard to be both, but how can you be scared during such a light-hearted movie, or laugh when nothing's funny? In the end she's pretty much stuck being either afraid of her sexuality or using it to hurt others, so where's the realization in that? The only thing I liked was the power plant setup behind her house; nice touch.
Rated 01 May 2008
bok_dongBok dong
Rated 26 Jul 2009
45
59th
this is possibly one of the stupidest movies i have ever seen, probably because she has got teeth in her vagina.
Rated 26 Jul 2009
tvfilm_hubTV+Film-Hub
Rated 02 Feb 2010
0
3rd
This is the cinematic equivalent of a lobotomy. It's like it was intended by the writer to be the "epic movie" of religious films. Maybe "the religious movie," but then the director somehow thought it was genius, and worst part is the Sundance Film Festival agreed. -- Anyway, I had to give it the 1 point for the line: "Are you sure you don't want to tell us how this happened?" That was funny!
Rated 02 Feb 2010
glmglm
Rated 01 Mar 2011
67
38th
67.250
Rated 01 Mar 2011
ytadelYtadel
Rated 08 Feb 2008
4
44th
An amusingly trashy little horror-comedy, valuable more as comedy than as horror. It's not a great movie, but it passed the time. Nice tits on the lead, I enjoyed seeing those.
Rated 08 Feb 2008
emtiltemtilt
Rated 25 Nov 2008
58
37th
It's ok, but coulda been much better. It's too unfocused, and it has pacing/timing problems galore.
Rated 25 Nov 2008
booksyouburnbooksyouburn
Rated 23 Jun 2008
15
21st
Decent gore effects, but why does this have to play out like a horror version of a Lifetime movie? Almost every male character is made out to be the epitome of shallow and violent individuals (possibly excluding her father), and the film seems to state that all men will end up hurting women, no matter how nice we may seem.
Rated 23 Jun 2008
biedronskiBiedronski
Rated 11 Jul 2008
89
92nd
Probably the best dimension extreme film. the plot is rediculous, the movie is graphic, and the quality is just amazingly cheesy. a good movie to watch with your parents.
Rated 11 Jul 2008
tinythedoggtinythedogg
Rated 17 Nov 2009
30
13th
I found this movie to be a huge disappointment. I thought that this wold be a pretty good horror/comedy, even something tongue in cheek, but this was more dramatic and slow that I found this movie rather boring. Jess Weixler is likable enough even though no one else is, but I thought her acting was alright at best and overdone at worst. But once again a movie with some great potential, that does nothing with it. It was just a hard movie to get into.
Rated 17 Nov 2009
tipartipar
Rated 09 Sep 2018
40
18th
So bland and wasted plot, if funnier I could have seen the whole thing but not the case.
Rated 09 Sep 2018
medikolaynmedikolayn
Rated 11 Oct 2018
60
31st
haha
Rated 11 Oct 2018
pianosamaPianoSama
Rated 06 Sep 2019
70
82nd
An oddball horror-comedy that features a very solid performance from Weixler as well as fine work from the rest of the cast, who all know exactly what they're doing. Packed with plenty of awkward, silly dialogue & scenes that may or may not be funny on purpose, there are some iffy moments here & there and a few things that don't quite work. Overall, though, it's a very enjoyable, genuinely funny ride that's both disturbing & hilarious, and is well worth a look.
Rated 06 Sep 2019
timon88Timon88
Rated 21 Jan 2020
45
39th
With a cunthair less restraint, this could have been a camp classic. As it is, it's mostly just limp...with some extremely funny moments.
Rated 21 Jan 2020
rihreyrihrey
Rated 17 Jul 2024
42
41st
I'm kinda disappointed, it started so strong and ended up becoming a mere dick-cutting compilation, which was still fun but just not very interesting. It's a cool movie overall, just super shallow.
Rated 17 Jul 2024
bitch_alertBitch Alert
Rated 29 Aug 2008
20
6th
A funny premise, but the movie itself is an oddbird that can't decide whether to be funny or scary. So it chooses to be neither, just boring.
Rated 29 Aug 2008
methad1methad1
Rated 28 Feb 2013
55
24th
Better than I expected. Something a little... different, I guess.
Rated 28 Feb 2013
chinsterchinster
Rated 08 Dec 2008
80
46th
Entertaining. Gruesome in a couple seens, but not bad. It was bordering on cheezy (still is I think), but that is not always a bad thing.
Rated 08 Dec 2008
jessforrestjessforrest
Rated 20 Nov 2013
20
8th
I had no idea this film was so recent when I watched it; the themes, costumes and settings feel so dated!! The highlight of the film for me was a joke about penis size, which shows how much I enjoyed it.
Rated 20 Nov 2013
mercMerc
Rated 12 Apr 2011
70
45th
Success is a smile.
Rated 12 Apr 2011
okkervilOkkervil
Rated 17 Dec 2010
60
52nd
Silly and rough around the edges, but entertainingly nasty and every so often darkly comic. Take that rape-cock!
Rated 17 Dec 2010
lauratronlauratron
Rated 25 Jan 2009
70
38th
Erm...I actually thought it was really good....
Rated 25 Jan 2009
skenkereSkenkere
Rated 04 May 2008
60
39th
Its simultaneously funny/horrifying, but theres not enough in here to really be a very good movie. Its not unentertaining though, and I wouldn't call it bad, just not very good.
Rated 04 May 2008
shahnessshahness
Rated 14 Feb 2008
38
8th
The vagina dentata (the sharp toothed snatch, an old misogynist myth referenced in the production design for many of horror's grossest monsters) is finally, literally put on screen. I'm not sure if the director and co wanted to feminize the horror monster and masculinize the victim in some sort of progressive flip on horror gender politics... but the sad fact is, in this R rated flick, they can show a mutilated penis but not a spread eagle vagina with teeth. Sad.
Rated 14 Feb 2008
moribunnyMoribunny
Rated 25 Feb 2009
40
27th
I loved the idea of a vagina dentata themed movie so much, that I went and watched this even though I knew just what to expect. Sure enough, it is predictable rubbish. I hope some day a serious filmmaker will do something realer and more imaginative with the premise (i.e. not cheesy man-hating teen-girl bait like this)
Rated 25 Feb 2009
redactedredacted
Rated 31 Jan 2012
32
9th
puts the audience in a strange place where they begin to engage in a pick-the-rapist game with the script. according to Teeth the best way to sexually assault someone is to be convincingly genuine.
Rated 31 Jan 2012
abunchofcatsABUNCHOFCATS
Rated 30 Sep 2009
77
44th
Mostly funny with no real scares, unless you have a penis, like me. All the characters were a little too hammy to really believe or get me into the movie but it's fun nonetheless.
Rated 30 Sep 2009
driscarpindriscarpin
Rated 24 Oct 2015
90
87th
Manja a catarse do fim de Inglorious Basterds para os judeus? Esse filme é o equivalente para as mulheres. A-D-O-R-E-I.
Rated 24 Oct 2015
jerkyJerky
Rated 16 Oct 2013
40
23rd
I expected to watch an over the top campy/gorefest, but instead all I got was Nazi Feminism: The Movie!
Rated 16 Oct 2013
victorfreezevictorfreeze
Rated 07 Oct 2009
19
7th
Holy Crap
Rated 07 Oct 2009
bookhouseboybookhouseboy
Rated 27 Jan 2013
17
8th
Eyes, Jess.W's eyes! Those and the rest of her and her performance are highlights in a film that's a bit all over the place; mostly ends up as a slow and toothless black comedy that wasted its potential. *Preview*: #13#, exp-3*, popcorn, story, (reviews), Jess.W/7, R2.
Rated 27 Jan 2013
oretyo_rety
Rated 07 Aug 2012
25
3rd
Silly sexploitation I only endured watching on FF.
Rated 07 Aug 2012
timmotimmo
Rated 14 Jun 2008
90
66th
Oddly charming.
Rated 14 Jun 2008
lilalex666lilalex666
Rated 28 May 2015
6
45th
So hard to watch. Quite weird, and many of the male attackers are super unbelievable. But it gets points for being hilariously ridiculous as an idea for a movie. And bonus points for the most severed penises in one movie.
Rated 28 May 2015
mohkoMohko
Rated 27 Dec 2008
40
27th
Doesn't know how to balance between horror, comedy and drama.
Rated 27 Dec 2008
slantmagSlantMag
Rated 28 Nov 2010
20
41st
"Though good for a few laughs, the one-note Teeth is just another trite rape-revenge fantasy." - Ed Gonzalez
Rated 28 Nov 2010
axleblazeaxleblaze
Rated 12 Jun 2012
58
16th
Not nearly as clever as it needs to be. I appreciate what this movie is trying to do but it's executed so badly. There are a few good moments but overall it's just not so great.
Rated 12 Jun 2012
alya5030alya5030
Rated 16 Apr 2009
87
76th
Very feministic and VERY funny. Quite unique too.
Rated 16 Apr 2009
jamesdepaolojamesdepaolo
Rated 06 Jun 2010
80
67th
I found myself cringing alot in this movie..it was very gory and very fun...
Rated 06 Jun 2010
roujinroujin
Rated 06 May 2008
30
9th
IT'S TRUE!!! VAGINA DENTATA!!!! Seriously, that single line ruins this film and pushes it into straight camp territory. Not good camp, either.
Rated 06 May 2008
sakuragirlsakuragirl
Rated 18 Apr 2009
30
6th
bull crap!!
Rated 18 Apr 2009
doganaydoganay
Rated 13 May 2008
20
4th
Not funny, not scary but bull sh*t
Rated 13 May 2008
spikycactusSpikyCactus
Rated 15 Jan 2012
80
78th
Top Badass moment? I guess it has to be Dawn dealing with her "unique selling point". She goes from prissy good girl to proto bad-bitch-from-hell in 90 minutes. A new type of superhero for the 21st Century! 0 cats and 0 decapitations. (It does however, feature examples of something altogether far, far worse than simply having your head cut off.)
Rated 15 Jan 2012
oughtought
Rated 23 Feb 2009
60
27th
Daft, very daft, but impressively played straight in the most, and passed the time in a mock horror way.
Rated 23 Feb 2009
lawrencelawrence
Rated 09 Jun 2009
92
37th
Well acted, but the underlying statement could have been focused on more.
Rated 09 Jun 2009
murravenerMurravener
Rated 30 Sep 2008
78
53rd
I honestly have no idea what to say about this one. It was cheesy, had a ridiculous plot, and its theme really didnt go anywhere, except to say don't rape people or a toothed vagina will bite your johnson off. But dammit was it entertaining.
Rated 30 Sep 2008
calhardingcalharding
Rated 23 Nov 2009
61
30th
It's funny and horrifying, and a not-too-subtle allegory for how Christian abstainers are raised to view their own sexuality: disgusting, evil and dangerous. That being said, aside from the generally good acting, Teeth is not terribly scary, not terribly exciting, and its ability to make you yawn at seeing yet another severed penis long before the film's predictable climax makes it a bit of a one-trick pony.
Rated 23 Nov 2009
muutanetmuutanet
Rated 24 Jun 2008
53
42nd
This movie's got a good message and idea, but the leading character does not fulfil the acting skills that she ought to. Most of the movie is charmingly entertaining; the director/author could exploit the theme much deeper and better though. Now pure inocent girl turns to vamp with the flick of the switch. Too quick end for the good (but light) story.
Rated 24 Jun 2008

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