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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
2014
Comedy, Sci-fi
1h 41m
Four mutant warriors fight to save their city from an evil kingpin. (imdb)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
2014
Comedy, Sci-fi
1h 41m
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Rated 13 Mar 2015
28
13th
Obviously this movie is aimed at kids, but I feel there's a deeper, sadder layer here: the turtles behave like sexual predators and almost OD on adrenaline. Will Arnett is the male audience stand-in, a pathetic guy who thinks he's the shit. Females are either evil or eye-candy. ..I think this movie is meant to also appeal to rich assholes that grew up in the 80's and only like things they already know. You know, the Michael Bays. Everyone rolls down a mountain of coke for chrissakes!
Rated 13 Mar 2015
Rated 10 Aug 2014
45
15th
I just watched four fun turtles jump out of the sewers only to land in piles of garbage.
Rated 10 Aug 2014
Rated 20 Mar 2015
30
13th
It didn't really offend me, but it did even less to impress me. If I saw this with, like, a child, and said child was, like, still alive, I'd be all: "Hey kid! Wanna watch James Cameron's 'The Terminator' instead?" I just don't know. The lesson here is two-fold: 1. Feed kids like you would yourself or apparently they die. 2. What kind of childhood are we giving future generations? Oh! Hey! Hey there! Don't worry, I'm not really allowed near children, and I'm a law abiding citizen.
Rated 20 Mar 2015
Rated 08 Aug 2014
5
3rd
I didn't know underground sewer payphones came up as "April O'Neil" on caller ID.
Rated 08 Aug 2014
Rated 25 Sep 2020
76
57th
Only seven years after the last attempt to reanimate one of my childhood cartoons, I wasn't too keen on the idea of the modern Bay-style blockbuster rendition of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles". When I get bored, though, I tend to watch stuff I don't think I'll like--who am I kidding? I do it when I'm not bored too. But to tell the truth, while it's no work of art, this movie is plenty entertaining, and in my book, that's a successful blockbuster. It never aimed for more, so why expect more?
Rated 25 Sep 2020
Rated 26 Oct 2014
34
14th
The opening prologue inspired a marathon hour and forty-five minute round of Fruit Ninja, which is probably why I didn't rate this lower.
Rated 26 Oct 2014
Rated 12 Sep 2014
55
29th
I might be too generous, but having expected MUCH worse, I left with a feeling of relief. It will never be as good as the '90 version, but it was leaps and bounds better than the sequels. I feel like Michael Bay just made me a horrible drawing and now he wants me to hang it up on the fridge. Look at him, he's so proud. Who am I to kill his dream? (Pads Michael Bay on the head.) Nice movie Michael. I'm so proud of you. Look I'll pin it up here right next to Battleship. Now run out and play.
Rated 12 Sep 2014
Rated 03 Sep 2014
50
29th
Could've been much worse. The kinetic action down a snowy hill was fun. I thought Arnett was good, but he - as anybody would - stands in the shadow of Elias Koteas' Casey Jones from the brilliant original.
Rated 03 Sep 2014
Rated 21 Aug 2014
45
9th
An interesting direction in the Transformers series where all the Autobots and Decepticons (except one) have been transformed into green ninjas vaguely representative of some of my childhood heroes.
Rated 21 Aug 2014
Rated 10 Aug 2014
68
9th
This is the one that everybody hated? I liked this better than the fourth film. I will admit though, there is a far share of flaws. Megan Fox isn't too good in this, but I always like Finchner, and I love Will Arnett in anything. Also, the writing is bad and everything is totally rushed. Low character development, but just a little, and you know what? The action scenes weren't the worst, you can do much worse, and I liked the scene on the mountain with the cars. Not good, but enjoyable.
Rated 10 Aug 2014
Rated 10 Aug 2014
80
67th
I'm going to go against a lot of people here, but I don't see what's so terribly wrong about this movie. Yes, the writing is pretty messy (though the plot itself is only generic, not bad), with some plot holes that should have been fixed but don't ruin the movie. Is solid writing really the focus on a movie like this? It has GREAT over-the-top action, some emotion, good visuals, and it was quite funny, with only a few cheesy moments. It was a thrill ride with characters I love.
Rated 10 Aug 2014
Rated 07 Oct 2017
25
6th
Imagine this movie. This exact movie. But with Daniel Day Lewis as Shredder.
Rated 07 Oct 2017
Rated 21 Feb 2015
60
30th
The most unbelievable thing about a talking Turtle movie shouldn't be that Megan Fox is a reporter. But it is. The Turtles are fine, but she drags it down like a lead weight (along with "look how hot she is" jokes killing Arnett's character). Recast before a sequel and we might be okay.
Rated 21 Feb 2015
Rated 02 Jan 2015
40
17th
Let's get one thing straight; TMNT was never "good" in any of the incarnations we loved, we were just small dumb kids, who didn't know better. With this in mind, this beefed up version probably does just what it's supposed to, with the pre-teen audience. It was in all honestly a better movie than expected, where not even Liebesman's trademark limb direction, the horribly clunky script, or Bay's greasy fingerprint could kill off the appeal of the four reptile.
Rated 02 Jan 2015
Rated 07 Dec 2014
61
32nd
To my surprise, this was pretty decent. Megan Fox and the shredder-armor were bad, the writing just cut some corners. Or more precisely, all of them. Decent humor and action, what more did you expect?
Rated 07 Dec 2014
Rated 25 Oct 2014
45
17th
it used to be something i loved. when it was on tv, i almost got an instant fanboy boner. then a bunch of assholes tore it apart and put it back together, but all wrong. sure, at first you might think it looks better than ever, but you can't help but notice the damage that's left. underneath. it's like someone chiseled out everything that made it special or unique, and now it's just this bland thing for even blander people. so much for my description of megan fox's face. the movie sucks, too.
Rated 25 Oct 2014
Rated 17 Sep 2014
56
43rd
Perfectly enjoyable (and stupid).
Rated 17 Sep 2014
Rated 29 Aug 2014
23
9th
The Turtles are profoundly annoying, and with Megan Fox as the central human character, this starts to feel like Transformers 2 made with reptiles. It is redeemed slightly by Will Arnett (who is a highlight throughout) and Liebesman's ability to direct an action scene better than producer Michael Bay. Still, it's hard to ignore the vaguely disturbing CGI character designs, the illogical plot, and the shamelessly blatant product placement.
Rated 29 Aug 2014
Rated 17 Aug 2014
55
22nd
It's a movie
Rated 17 Aug 2014
Rated 13 Aug 2014
35
33rd
Even nostalgia couldn't save this movie for me. They should have subtitled the movie "The April O'Neil Story." Not a fan of the re-written origin story, or the lack of story for other characters. However, if I was 11 I would have loved the shit out of this movie, probably. Take your kids to see it.
Rated 13 Aug 2014
Rated 10 Aug 2014
70
42nd
Afraid I can't jump on the "fuck this movie" bandwagon. I'm no fan of Mr. Bay, and there are totally some moments where you shake & scratch your head, or out-and-out cringe. They really play up the "teenage" aspect, be prepared for that, and I didn't REALLY like Donatello's personality. I won't say that I loved all the creative choices made. That being said, this was such undeniable fun. It's sweet, sweet candy, but it's organic so it's still KINDA good for you. Don't believe the negative hype.
Rated 10 Aug 2014
Rated 09 Aug 2014
80
50th
This is summer fun at its best. If not for the nostalgia of having grown up with the Turtles perhaps I might have thought twice about seeing this film. However that being said I thoroughly enjoyed the action and the classic personalities given to the Turtles. Megan Fox even proved to be a good lead, I didn't find too many instances where things seemed overly forced or cheesy. A solid summer film that will no doubt spawn a sequel and why not? This one was fun on many levels.
Rated 09 Aug 2014
Rated 08 Aug 2014
1
0th
There was literally. No joke. No exaggeration. A Pizza Hut commercial in the middle of the movie. It probably took up 30 seconds. Michael Bay was already in a class of bad that hardly anyone reaches, but he's really managed to push himself and make himself worse. It's kind of impressive. I don't particularly like the designs they went with for the TMNT, but the quality of the 3D was still really good.
Rated 08 Aug 2014
Rated 08 Aug 2014
40
31st
I laughed a lot. I liked the action. The turtles were funny. The plot was a mess. The ending was a letdown. Fans of the franchise will probably be mad at some of the changes. The action was fine. The two biggest names that people love to hate didn't ruin anything. All in all, it was a timekiller movie. If it's on cable some night and I'm not doing anything, I might just flick it on, even if just for background noise.
Rated 08 Aug 2014
Rated 08 Aug 2014
45
18th
Very hard for me to review this in a way that won't make me sound like a raging nerd. I will say I don't see how anyone who doesn't have any allegiance to the turtles could enjoy this at all. The plot and writing are very lazy and generic.
Rated 08 Aug 2014
Rated 01 Jul 2021
20
7th
What hath CGI wrought? I really could not get over how hideous these Turtles looked. There is no fun to be had in this film. As a side note, I dislike this trend of recent films that try to give a more realistic explanation of the implausible. Like, for turtles becoming sentient beings, we only really needed some ooze.
Rated 01 Jul 2021
Rated 02 Jan 2018
10
1st
The elevator scene is the high point amidst a film adaptation brimming with indifference. Michael Bay produced the latest in this franchise and predictably missed the point entirely. To say anymore would only encourage him.
Rated 02 Jan 2018
Rated 24 Oct 2015
55
13th
"Cowa fucking piece of dog shit!"
Rated 24 Oct 2015
Rated 23 Sep 2015
1
6th
The dialogue is vapid. The CGI looks cheap and poorly integrated, and everything not animated has a soft airbrushed bloom. The baffling camerawork leaves the action sequences spatially confusing. The voice over for Splinter and the Turtles is terribly miscast. There are so many logical oversights (one character's caller ID recognizes April O'Neal calling from a payphone inexplicably located in the sewers). It is shamelessly riddled with advertisements. I mean, this movie is really fucking bad.
Rated 23 Sep 2015
Rated 04 Mar 2015
0
4th
Oh, wow. A villain attempting to release toxic gas over the entire city. Never seen that one beFUCK THIS MOVIE OH MY GOD
Rated 04 Mar 2015
Rated 04 Mar 2015
5
1st
The movie is bafflingly stupid. I watched it with Rifftrax and they commented on mistakes I never noticed and I noticed mistakes they didn't comment on, so that means that this movie is doubly a mistake. If this "wasn't as bad as you expected" I'm pretty sure you fell into the old saying, if you can't beat them with logic, baffle them with bullshit, because the quality of this, Turtles fan or not, is inexcusable for the budget it had. Thank God for Rifftrax.
Rated 04 Mar 2015
Rated 23 Feb 2015
50
12th
At the end of this just try and remember any standout scenes. There's not a single piece of acting or action which makes this hot mess work. Everything looks like video game cut scene graphics and, the stuck in the 80's dialogue, is so brutally stupid that your mind just blocks everything out. There was a limited number of things they could do in revitalizing this franchise but making it an eye rolling camp fest was not it. Megan Fox has way too much screentime and too little acting ability.
Rated 23 Feb 2015
Rated 22 Feb 2015
2
7th
SHELL TIGHTENING...HEART FAILING...CHILDHOOD RUINED!!! This film is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen and look, they got tv's Monk to play Splinter(the only thing this mother fucker has OCD about is beating the shit out the turtles with his slimey disease infested tail)! I like my rats with Asian stereotypical voices thank you very much. Other than the gross textures of these THINGS, the most disturbing part was their continuous remarks about how much they want to bang April. WTF?
Rated 22 Feb 2015
Rated 02 Jan 2015
70
36th
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is just more standard fair for a summer Bruckheimer film. It tries to break free of the original story in places. I don't need the story to stick to canon, but this new origin story is dumb. How could they teach themselves to be ninja masters just by reading books? They should have done something more cliché like Google how to be ninjas, or something equally as stupid.
Megan Fox prices again that talent has no pay to play in her getting work.
Rated 02 Jan 2015
Rated 01 Jan 2015
0
6th
$125 million dollar budget and they couldn't even hire a good camera man to frame the fucking scene properly. This shit is so lazy and generic on a technical level (lighting, camera work, blocking actors etc) it feels almost intentional ('well the plot is ridiculous so why should we even give a fuck?'). Why does Hollywood even bother trying to adapt potentially fun pulpy material they so clearly despise in the first place? What a sad, joyless corporate shitfest. Fuck you, Bay.
Rated 01 Jan 2015
Rated 27 Dec 2014
4
44th
My hardcore childhood fandom of the Turtles is likely causing me to treat it gently, but, while I'd never call it good, I wouldn't say I hated it either (outside of the clunky new Turtle design, anyway). It was reasonably faithful to the source material, made use of Donatello's techiness in a way other films didn't, and the snowboard action scene was alright. Still, everything else (especially the loud, flashy, Michael Bay-ish interpretations of Shredder and Splinter) made me miss the 1990 film.
Rated 27 Dec 2014
Rated 22 Dec 2014
4
35th
The TMNT were my jam as a kid but I can't imagine how anyone who has no nostalgia for these characters could find even an ounce of enjoyment in this. The fact that Whoopi Goldberg still has a film career proves that once you're in Hollywood nothing can tear you out. She needs to go back to stuttering on the View but she really makes Megan Fox look great in comparison.
Rated 22 Dec 2014
Rated 11 Dec 2014
65
37th
This movie gets a lot of hate - I think I may be in the minority that really enjoyed it. I think it has a better sense of humor than the vast majority of superhero movies and the action is engaging. could it have been better in some ways? Absolutely, but there is still plenty to enjoy. The best incarnation of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I feel I am likely to see.
Rated 11 Dec 2014
Rated 03 Dec 2014
47
30th
For someone who still remembers watching the original TMNT movie (from 1990, I was three when it came out :) ) this movie is surpisingly entertaining. It still must be great to watch this if you are a child. But, I am not a kid anymore, so I rank it 47/100.
Rated 03 Dec 2014
Rated 30 Nov 2014
58
17th
totallt forgettable and stupid except some action scenes (snow chase is pretty good)
Rated 30 Nov 2014
Rated 13 Nov 2014
1
0th
ok wow. First of all this is the worst pacing known to man. Now the positives: Shredder was awesome, It looked like the comic book, Rafael was wicked (my personal fave), and dat Megan Fox. Negatives: dialogue, pacing, shot composition, dialogue, direction, acting, dialogue. So.... one point for Megan Fox.
Rated 13 Nov 2014
Rated 09 Nov 2014
3
6th
*** SPOILERS ***
I almost turned it off after April found out it were her turtles just by hearing 2 of their names... and perhaps I should have...
Rated 09 Nov 2014
Rated 08 Nov 2014
60
38th
Good fun. Don't see what the problem is...
Rated 08 Nov 2014
Rated 05 Nov 2014
24
9th
Couldn't finish it. Advertisements make no attempt at being suddle and actually subtract from the film rather then make attempt to blend in. Every good concept from the original story is replaced with some half brain replacement. You have years of great voiceactors to work with and decide to choose mediocre ones. The throwbacks are probably the worst most forced thing about the bit i've watched. Seems like the April O'Neil movie, starring Megan Fox the characters polar opposite.
Rated 05 Nov 2014
Rated 01 Nov 2014
60
8th
Filmde sadece Megan Fox var artı olarak ama onunda oyunculuğunun ne düzeyde olduğu belli. CW'nun boş aksiyon dizileri kıvamında. Yani ne aksiyonu aksiyon ne de senaryosu düzgün.
Rated 01 Nov 2014
Rated 29 Oct 2014
20
8th
I'd rather cut of my penis than watch this again...
Rated 29 Oct 2014
Rated 27 Oct 2014
30
6th
I hate Jonathan Liebesman. Hate him, hate him, hate him.
Rated 27 Oct 2014
Rated 26 Oct 2014
37
28th
Terrible as a movie, but the endless snow ride and the rough muscular outlook of Turtles I liked a lot! Yeah, I know. They ought to be teenagers but still I liked the way they looked!
Rated 26 Oct 2014
Rated 15 Oct 2014
54
6th
Not a pleasant watch at all. Sub-Transformers insanity with few redeeming moments.
Rated 15 Oct 2014
Rated 28 Sep 2014
60
62nd
Perhaps the greatest flaw of this pic is that, well, that's about all you get. There are serious save-the-day heroics on display, to be sure. But if you're looking for characters to actually care about or story twists to marvel at or morals that extend beyond self-sacrifice and bravery, well, maybe a movie named Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles isn't really your thing. Or my thing. Or anybody's thing. (pluggedin.com)
Rated 28 Sep 2014
Rated 13 Sep 2014
30
6th
Only the snow-chase sequence and some comic dialogues saves this retelling of the Ninja Turtles from total disaster.
Rated 13 Sep 2014
Rated 13 Sep 2014
33
17th
Without Vanilla Ice, this was just another crappy movie.
Rated 13 Sep 2014
Rated 09 Sep 2014
40
14th
Better than I expected it to be, but still a below-average action flick. I honestly liked bits and pieces, but too much of it is loud, stupid or nonsensical.
Rated 09 Sep 2014
Rated 08 Sep 2014
54
5th
Really not as bad as all the elements working against it would lead one to expect. While it has its moments of idiocy, it actually gets the dynamic between the turtles pretty right. The attempts to convince us that William Fichtner was not originally meant to be Shredder are hilarious.
Rated 08 Sep 2014
Rated 03 Sep 2014
2
0th
Ó céus, por que não fui rever Guardiões da Galáxia que estava passando no mesmo horário?
Rated 03 Sep 2014
Rated 26 Aug 2014
45
24th
I really didn't hate this film, as it was better than I thought it would be, but still bad. Megan Fox and her amount of screen time were appalling and though he did not direct, Bay had his name written all over it. Liebsman tried to pull off Zack Snyder like direction but that did not work either. The shining points were actually the Turtles which stayed pretty true to the other media. Not as bad as this could have been. But still bad.
Rated 26 Aug 2014
Rated 25 Aug 2014
63
35th
Great action scenes, but very thin story. I recommend the 1990 live action movie or the 2003 animation series.
Rated 25 Aug 2014
Rated 22 Aug 2014
3
31st
The fantastic production design pushed this over the edge for me, the turtles maligned designs come to shine on the big screen, where you notice the small details and the animation work; the less said about the plot and characterizations the better.
Rated 22 Aug 2014
Rated 21 Aug 2014
25
4th
There's not a breath of care or life in this quick case for a buck.
Rated 21 Aug 2014
Rated 17 Aug 2014
50
38th
Honestly not terrible. You can tell, and thank god, that Michael Bay did not direct this movie. It's not great, but enjoyable for what it is, and I noticed that the 12 or whatever year old in the row behind me was having the actual time of his life so it's doing something right. I liked how straightforward it was. Wastes no time in telling its story which is good when the story is this feeble. Megan Fox, as always, is awful.
Rated 17 Aug 2014
Rated 14 Aug 2014
57
44th
Stupid back story with April freeing them. And the fact April hogged most of the screen time in a turtle movie.(Megan fox is always great to look at though) Would have like a backstory about shredder. But I did like the way the turtles looked and pretty decent action scenes.
Rated 14 Aug 2014
Rated 10 Aug 2014
50
15th
The latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot has some intriguing moments - a stylized opening credits prologue and some fun action sequences for instance. The turtles suffer from subpar visual effects, but their personalities are spot on and they are exactly what you would expect for talking teenage turtles. Megan Fox is even a decent April O'Neil. What keeps the movie from being anything better than mindless entertainment is a script that is too heavy on exposition and conveniences.
Rated 10 Aug 2014
Rated 08 Aug 2014
4
1st
Slimy and ugly and grimy and dirty and cheap-looking and stupid and incompetently directed and lazy and careless and cynical and stupid. Have I said stupid? It's stupid. Fichtner's performance is one for the Bad Acting Hall of Fame, Splinter looks off-puttingly disgusting (I almost got rabies just looking at him), and hoo boy does that script just not give a shit at all. Flush it.
Rated 08 Aug 2014
Rated 08 Aug 2014
72
26th
Some of the action scenes were decent, and they added a lot of back story but about everything else fails.
Rated 08 Aug 2014
Rated 13 May 2024
28
12th
Shredder being reduced to an auraless Transformer was a bummer, but otherwise it was bad in wholly expectedly ways.
Rated 13 May 2024
Rated 05 Oct 2023
30
7th
when do they wear the sweatshirts?
Rated 05 Oct 2023
Rated 27 Aug 2021
50
37th
Starts rather strong and actually works pretty well until about halfway through when the spectacle starts to kick in. The problem is that the direction, pacing, special effects, and action choreography are all misconceived, and they keep getting in the way of what is otherwise a decent story (as far as mass market popcorn schlock goes).
Rated 27 Aug 2021
Rated 18 Nov 2020
62
24th
After getting over the fact that the Turtles are huge and don't look exactly as the Turtles of my youth, it was a fun and entertaining CGI blockbuster, that's so packed constantly it entertains sufficiently while it lasts. Best part was the opening sequence and flashback to the Turtles upbringing. Worst was the most cliched blockbuster score ever.
Rated 18 Nov 2020
Rated 24 Jul 2020
58
31st
Not as bad as some make out, but it's not very good either. It's just 'ok'. Nothing really works well in this reboot, and nothing for me made it unwatchable. A lot of the production design choices don't hit the mark for sure, and the story is a bit bland and forgettable, but it's live action Turtles and unless your childhood memories are precious then there should be enough here to mildly entertain most TMNT fans.
Rated 24 Jul 2020
Rated 23 Jan 2019
43
12th
Yikes. The turtles are kind of terrifying, and anything with Fox probably loses some points. Shredder was cool though.
Rated 23 Jan 2019
Rated 30 Jan 2018
50
29th
I was an avid Turtles fan as a kid so there's a lot I find appealing here. But I am really getting tired of how contrived all of the relationships are becoming in these blockbusters - turns out all the main characters are related or knew each other their whole lives! And one of them killed the other's father! Finally, every decision about Shredder is a wrong one and that sinks this movie below even my lenient Ninja Turtle standards.
Rated 30 Jan 2018
Rated 07 Nov 2017
49
14th
Not terrible. Sorry if you disagree, but I've seen worse. Not a recommendation though.
Rated 07 Nov 2017
Rated 16 Sep 2017
0
1st
One of those movies that could damage your child memories in a very evil way. Don't watch it.
Rated 16 Sep 2017
Rated 30 Jan 2017
4
27th
Definitely don't hate it like the majority do, but this isn't anything spectacular. The Turtles feel uninspired and quite boring, there was one scene that actually made me laugh. The movie lacked good comedic relief (what would you expect with Micheal Bay's influence) and the darker tone and visuals just didn't make it feel like an actual turtles movie. However the action is filmed quite well and the CGI was quite good in one scene. This still holds potential with the excellent turtles cast.
Rated 30 Jan 2017
Rated 29 Jan 2017
35
5th
Pretty bad and boring on pretty much every level. More or less so than I expected? I don't even know anymore.
Rated 29 Jan 2017
Rated 12 Nov 2016
34
15th
D+
Rated 12 Nov 2016
Rated 15 Oct 2016
15
11th
I didn't get all the way through this, I couldn't. It's preposterously flimsy and poorly put together. But 10 year old's will be all over it.
Rated 15 Oct 2016
Rated 09 Jul 2016
38
14th
Felt like a Michael Bay movie. So many unnecessary aerial shots
Rated 09 Jul 2016
Rated 29 Jun 2016
79
74th
I didn't expect to like it this much. Maybe it's because I was in a very good mood, maybe it was caused by some childhood memories, whatever, I was entertained and amused. And now I want to watch something else with Noel Fisher.
Rated 29 Jun 2016
Rated 06 Jun 2016
70
40th
I'm against the majority on this one. My expectations were low for this but in the end I was pleasantly surprised. It's no masterpiece and not even the best TMNT movie but I had a lot of fun with this reboot. It was exactly what I wanted in a Turtles film: cheesy humor and fun action sequences. The Turtles had lots of personality and I dug Shredder's bad ass armor. It used pieces from different incarnations of TMNT lore which I liked. It's innocent fun. 3.5 STARS
Rated 06 Jun 2016
Rated 12 Mar 2016
69
27th
It's not just the over compensating CGI or the ADD action. When you're dumbing down a concept like teenage, mutant, ninja, turtles, you know Hollywood has lost any and all faith in its audiences' intelligence. Plus the way Mike creeped all over April was just plain douchey. [Rifftrax relied too much on "boy is this bad huh kids?" and not so much on riffing the goings on. But when they did riff it was spot on hilarious. Hell they should have been hired to punch up the one liners for the Turtles!]
Rated 12 Mar 2016
Rated 05 Mar 2016
47
12th
So Michelangelo was sorta funny, but the film otherwise fell short. Like all Michael Bay films, it was hard to follow the action sequences because of his camera work. Megan Fox was annoying as hell. And I certainly didn't enjoy the retooling of the Turtle mythos. Will Arnett seemed incredibly out-of-place. It entertained more than the recent Transformer films, but it wasn't good by any metric.
Rated 05 Mar 2016
Rated 30 Jan 2016
45
20th
4+ worth experiencing :: worth it just for the scene where she's talking to her boss
Rated 30 Jan 2016
Rated 22 Nov 2015
55
33rd
I'll be the one to disagree with the rest. I liked the design of the turtles, splinter and shredder. Yeah, it was silly, incoherent, cliched and the jokes were mostly lame. In other words, a pretty spot-on remake of the turtles series you grew up with. While not a perfect movie, it's real entertainment value has been seing it rile up 30-something baby-men who feel their childhood destroyed by the latest redesign of characters who had already been through many iterations before the one they knew
Rated 22 Nov 2015
Rated 16 Sep 2015
30
25th
A weird one. Very little is competent, and for the most part, very little is incompetent. The writing is a little too cutesy for my tastes (most of Michelangelo's lines and pop culture references and Rafael's dialogue at the end), though, and we don't get enough character moments with the Turtles to fully buy into their relationships. I also think it was a bad idea to make them so big, which made everyone but Shredder (who also was a giant) lack menace.
Rated 16 Sep 2015
Rated 04 Sep 2015
60
16th
Surprisingly not unwatchable. The spirit of the turtles is still there for the most part and the story, I hate to say, had potential. But, yeah, in the end, it's a bad movie. The writing is stupid, the visuals are ugly, the performances from everyone not voicing a turtle or Splinter are phoned-in, and it's clearly made for commercial reasons, not out of a genuine love of the Ninja Turtles.
Rated 04 Sep 2015
Rated 12 Jul 2015
36
54th
All the way through, this film is embarrassed.
It doesn't like that it's about 4 mutant turtles (and a mutant rat), it doesn't like that they are teenagers and it doesn't like Michaelangelo and his cool dudedness. It especially doesn't like having to make the occasional reference to past iterations of the franchise, nor is it really happy with the entire premise and it repeatedly apologises for it.
Perhaps they shouldn't have even bothered? Oh right, yeah - money.
Rated 12 Jul 2015
Rated 01 Jul 2015
44
18th
I had some decent laughs, but I have to admit that the film just looked crappy. My God Splinter, what have they done to you? And really? They really tried giving the Turtles some emtional depth with this 'I act tough because I'm emotional and insecure'-bullshit?
Rated 01 Jul 2015
Rated 01 Jul 2015
60
72nd
After an initial horrifying ten minutes or so when it looks like Megan Fox is being replied upon to carry an entire movie, our titular heroes appear and the film steps up a reassuring notch. '80s fans of the four can enjoy seeing these iconic - albeit now history-altered - characters again, and there's a liberal helping of genuinely amusing one-liners. The action scenes are a bit too Transformers-esque for my liking, the climax strangely anti-climactic, but for what it is Turtles does its job.
Rated 01 Jul 2015
Rated 19 May 2015
90
87th
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, when you put it like that it sounds insane... I found this movie to be quite enjoyable. I had a lot of trepidation about this film when I heard Michael Bay was involved, because I was pretty sure that he was trying to kill off every beloved childhood franchise that was dear to me... luckily, he didn't have as much input for this film and Jonathan Liebesman and his writers did a very good job!...
Rated 19 May 2015
Rated 17 May 2015
50
7th
It's a movie with ninjas that are mutant turtles. It could be worse. The plot is a very predictable "foil the smart villain who turns dumb for no reason" story, but I guess it's not awful. The dialogue is bad enough that you feel like it's beneath even Megan Fox. I chuckled a few times, sometimes with, sometimes at the movie. I don't care about TMNT so nothing here bothered me it's just a bland by the numbers movie.
Rated 17 May 2015
Rated 14 Apr 2015
30
4th
Sacks will drain every ounce of the turtles' blood, *even if it kills them.*
Rated 14 Apr 2015
Rated 22 Mar 2015
72
58th
Elden geldiğince çizgi filme bağlı kalarak çekilmiş film.
Kaplumbağaların hareketleri, Shredder'in hareketleri isim isim filme konmuş. Animasyonlar ve görsel efektler çok iyi. Megan Fox, April rolünde başarılı zaten bu rol için biçilmiş kaftan. Eğlenceli ve esprili sahneleri var, iyi bir konusu ve senaryosu var. Bir çizgi film uyarlaması ancak bu kadar olur, düşündüğümden çok iyi buldum.
Rated 22 Mar 2015
Rated 09 Mar 2015
5
1st
1) Lengthy exposition is not the same as nor a substitute for explanation. 2) If you're gonna make huge changes to the backstory, something in the new version should make more sense or be somehow better than the original. 3) Not every comics book movie should be given The Dark Knight treatment.
Rated 09 Mar 2015
Rated 17 Feb 2015
1
2nd
This movie's budget was $125,000,000, which is $20,627 per second. It would take somebody who works 50 hours a week for minimum wage more than four years to pay for the closeup of Raphael saying "Cowabunga".
Rated 17 Feb 2015
Rated 13 Feb 2015
40
58th
I was more impressed with Whoopi's hair then the CGI sequences in this movie. The '14 version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is alright braindead action, though I didn't feel as much love for my childhood heroes in this incarnation. I saw Michael Bay was one of the producers, and I'm guessing a lot of his team worked on this, for it felt like they basically turned the TMNT into Transformers with Shredder's costume and the lack of likable personalities, for the sake of turning them badass.
Rated 13 Feb 2015
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