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Ted 2

Ted 2

2015
Comedy
1h 55m
Ted and John are back for another adventure.

Directed by:

Seth MacFarlane

Screenwriter:

Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild

Starring:

Morgan Freeman, Giovanni Ribisi, Mark Wahlberg, Patrick Warburton, Liam Neeson, John Slattery, Michael Dorn, Sam J. Jones, Seth MacFarlane, Ron Canada, Amanda Seyfried, Jessica Barth

Franchise:

Ted

Genre:

Comedy

Country:

USA

Languages:

English, Ukrainian
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Ted 2

2015
Comedy
1h 55m
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billyshearsBillyShears
Rated 26 Jun 2015
70
53rd
never knew seeing Marky Mark drowning in cum would make me smile but here we are.
Rated 26 Jun 2015
superargoSuperargo
Rated 04 Jul 2015
44
25th
A huge mixed bag. Some genuinely funny stuff. Some extremely stupid stuff. Some smug, lazy, wholesale ripoffs of "Family Guy" bits. LOTS of dead air. And some thoroughly bizarre moments where Ted's plight is (straight-facedly, it seems) compared to that of Dred Scott. MacFarlane's sloppiest offering to date, but there's so many gags here that some of them are bound to hit. If you're a fan, go for it.
Rated 04 Jul 2015
matthew_parkinsonMatthew Parkinson
Rated 25 Jun 2015
40
31st
With an overlong running time filled with lacking characters and a thin, predictable plot, Ted 2 has to rely on its comedy to even come close to justifying its existence, and there just aren't enough laughs here. There are some fun moments - it's not a worthless movie - but they'd be too few and far between even if its running time was closer to 90 minutes, not 120. If you liked Ted, chances are you'll like Ted 2, but if you were disappointed by the first one, the sequel won't change your mind.
Rated 25 Jun 2015
luna6ixLuna6ix
Rated 11 Jul 2022
76
57th
While certainly not as side splittingly funny as the first iteration, "Ted 2" still has some laughs to offer. The appearance of Sam Jones was gold.
Rated 11 Jul 2022
dakota99Dakota99
Rated 04 Feb 2019
5
42nd
Watching both of them back to back, part of me thinks this is better. Unlike the first, this actually has an arch, reason to exist, and it's actually a pretty good topic. However, it plays on so many tropes from the first, and its kind of annoying. I feel like this would be so much better if it became its own entity, it still has that MacFarlane touch, and if you like it, you'll probably like this. I like this, but I'm still a little dissapointed because it could be better.
Rated 04 Feb 2019
leonardisLeonardis
Rated 26 Dec 2015
76
20th
I actually laughed more in this than I did in the first movie. It isn't nearly as fresh as the Ted, but it's just as fun and entertaining. If you liked the first movie, you may like this one too. I personally thought all of the references and cameos were great.
Rated 26 Dec 2015
dst7175dst7175
Rated 03 Aug 2015
70
63rd
I found myself laughing many times throughout the movie.
Rated 03 Aug 2015
kasperlKasperL
Rated 16 Jul 2015
40
19th
Has some good ideas, but the jokes are generally very weak. Except for that mean Gollum joke and Wahlberg's semi-save.
Rated 16 Jul 2015
lookjabbaLookJabba...
Rated 04 Jul 2015
4
22nd
Ted 2 is good fun, but it treads familiar ground and the tone of the bottom of the barrel humour is typical Seth MacFarlane. This sequel isn't as consistently funny as its predecessor and it struggles to justify its 2 hour run time. But there are just enough laughs to warrant a viewing. Mark Wahlberg is enjoyable again I suppose and he's effortless alongside the voicework of Seth MacFarlane. Ultimately if you enjoyed Ted, you'll enjoy Ted 2. But if you hated Ted, don't waste your time with this.
Rated 04 Jul 2015
obdurateObdurate
Rated 02 Jul 2015
75
54th
Not as good as the first but still has some huge laughs. Comic-Con section dragged with little pay-off, but the rest of it was gleefully offensive and humorous. Liam Neeson is the star there; his segment was fantastic.
Rated 02 Jul 2015
topaz024topaz024
Rated 30 Jun 2015
65
17th
About as many laughs as the first, but gets weirdly self-serious in parts (earnest courtroom speeches...really?) and wears out its welcome with a insane two-hour running time. Someday someone will make an absolutely killer 90-minute fan edit.
Rated 30 Jun 2015
dougiedDougieD
Rated 27 Jun 2015
50
15th
Not as consistently funny as the first film, and really overstays its welcome with an unnecessary two hour runtime. I only found myself laughing occasionally, partly because the incessant scatological and drug-based humour got tiring for me but also due to inconsistent writing. The story just isn't interesting enough to warrant a feature-length sequel.
Rated 27 Jun 2015
fredericg54frederic_g54
Rated 11 Mar 2024
6
35th
Sometimes, the movies you need the most in your life, is the one you least expect.
Rated 11 Mar 2024
luordluord
Rated 22 Oct 2022
48
24th
While some of the gags are as funny as those in the first movie, it commits two serious mistakes: Being longer and shifting the focus from John to Ted. So it loses the two things that perhaps made the first one work: a breezy pacing and most of Wahlberg's charisma and comedic timing that MacFarlane had supported so well.
Rated 22 Oct 2022
agasdusAgasdus
Rated 14 Jun 2019
44
13th
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Rated 14 Jun 2019
ofterdingenOfterdingen
Rated 10 Feb 2019
40
20th
More or less as toothless as Big Daddy.
Rated 10 Feb 2019
nobambanobamba
Rated 15 May 2018
40
30th
Dragged on a bit during the middle; still had some redeeming jokes. Hit or miss.
Rated 15 May 2018
kryptkrypt
Rated 01 Feb 2018
63
20th
I laughed despite myself
Rated 01 Feb 2018
voneverecvoneverec
Rated 24 Dec 2017
83
92nd
oylamayı unutmuşum :(
Rated 24 Dec 2017
mist600Mist600
Rated 03 Oct 2017
52
13th
Considering just how much this NOT my type of humor (I avoid Hangover, gross-out stuff like plague usually - Big Leb, B & SunD, Serenity, W-Wing, B-Adder, Alan P, Frasier, Dr SL, F&L in V, Dark Star = type I laugh at wit of & enjoy repeat views)......Got 2 admit enjoyed it & laughed far more often than I'd predicted. No way = classic film! but far from painful watch + AS locking eyes with Andy C fan made my day: Admire beautiful actress 4 mock OWN actual features not just ugly-fying make-up etc
Rated 03 Oct 2017
yiannosYiannos
Rated 25 Sep 2017
50
26th
(Viewed in 12/15): Sequels to comedies that were surprise hits rarely work out, so it was inevitable that Ted 2 fell short of expectations. It really isn't that much worse than its predecessor, trading on the same vulgar humour centered around an anthropomorphic teddy bear and his juvenile owner (Wahlberg). The drawback isn't necessarily that it's more of the same but that Ted's legal predicament is played too earnestly, which makes the film more schmaltzy and therefore slightly less funny.
Rated 25 Sep 2017
vandelay1Vandelay1
Rated 22 Aug 2017
67
71st
good move
Rated 22 Aug 2017
myfavchordsmyfavchords
Rated 13 Apr 2017
71
31st
This is not as funny as the first film in the series. There are a number of good laughs in this film. If you liked the first one I would recommend this one for you.
Rated 13 Apr 2017
martrynmartryn
Rated 29 Jan 2017
61
29th
The plot sputters around as an excuse to insert potty humor. At times that makes this movie absolutely hilarious, and at other times you sorta wish it'd speed toward the end. The vulgar teddy bear thing sorta played out it's hand in the first film.
Rated 29 Jan 2017
ryan_luedersRyan Lueders
Rated 18 Nov 2016
10
1st
I'd rather listen to a TED talk on a subject I'm totally disinterested in. This overly long comedy had a couple good laughs and cameos but then it falls off the path and goes off the rails. Mainly this movie has an identity disorder. It's a family drama about a bad marriage and trying to pay bills and have children. Then it becomes a courtroom drama about person-hood... yeah a civil rights case. Then a romance film... what it's sadly missing is COMEDY...
Rated 18 Nov 2016
glm01glm01
Rated 01 Nov 2016
58
19th
57.500
Rated 01 Nov 2016
ericamblerericambler
Rated 14 Jul 2016
39
8th
Whereas the first TED was actually a pleasant surprise, the sequel squanders an intriguing premise rich with satirical potential (Ted is forced to prove his personhood in order to marry and adopt children) by leaning hard on bits that wouldn't have made the cut of the previous film. TED 2 has too few novel ideas and is too afraid to fully explore the ones it has.
Rated 14 Jul 2016
hellboy76hellboy76
Rated 28 Jun 2016
57
22nd
A few funny gags and the idea that this has become a civil rights legal drama aside, this move has lost most of the slight amount of charm the first had.
Rated 28 Jun 2016
muzak66muzak66
Rated 19 Jun 2016
72
46th
Some funny parts but kinda the same old stuff.
Rated 19 Jun 2016
spaceflohspacefloh
Rated 04 Apr 2016
50
35th
eng; [ted 2]; der lebende teddybär muss um seine menschenrechte kämpfen, welche die regierung ihm erst weg genommen hat.;
Rated 04 Apr 2016
dawolfeyDaWolfey
Rated 18 Mar 2016
19
25th
As it is with any film that lacks confidence in its story, where the boxes of Good Writing are not all ticked, we endure a bad guy and kidnapping subplot we never needed and celebrity cameos that add nothing other than a brief distraction. Mark Walhbergs character is reduced to a brainless simpleton sidekick. This film isn't as bad as A Million Ways To Die In The West (few could be), but once again Seth McFarlane proves that his shtick does not translate into the world outside of animation.
Rated 18 Mar 2016
jeffdanielsjeffdaniels
Rated 17 Feb 2016
29
3rd
A truly turgid sequel, Ted 2 sees the main character returning with more profane (& rarely funny) pop culture references, a supremely uninspired side romance, and an appalling premise. The US court system, you see, no longer considers Ted a person, thanks largely to his drinking and unemployment. In the end, only Mark Wahlburg's affection redeems Ted in their eyes. Shallow, tone-deaf, and - worst of all - not funny, this movie reads like a plea to stop giving Seth Macfarlane money. Heed it.
Rated 17 Feb 2016
scorpusScorpus
Rated 13 Feb 2016
56
15th
A really average comedy and a completely unnecessary sequel
Rated 13 Feb 2016
damildamil
Rated 25 Jan 2016
55
34th
I wasn't very disappointed with this movie, but I think that's just because my expectations were fairly low. I do find the characters likable, and it really wasn't that bad of a film, but we've just been inundated with MacFarlane's style for so long now, that it no longer amuses me like it once did. There were a few good jokes, but nothing too out of the ordinary. I think the character of Ted still looks great. Still, it's too long, and not different enough from the first one, either
Rated 25 Jan 2016
ytadelYtadel
Rated 19 Jan 2016
5
57th
I may be banned from Criticker on sight for saying this, but, god help me, I laughed. A number of times. I even went so juvenile as to laugh at Mark Wahlberg getting covered in donor cum. Hell, I'm still giggling now at the Liam Neeson Trix scene. It's samey in many other ways, and I honestly could have really lived happily without another Giovannia Ribisi chase finale, but this is a step up from A Million Ways to Die in the West.
Rated 19 Jan 2016
sirstuckeySirStuckey
Rated 18 Jan 2016
60
36th
It's got some laughs. It's fine. The actual Ted getting person-hood plot is pretty inventive but the rest is predictable fluff or repetitive themes from the first. I never need to see it again but it wasn't a waste of time.
Rated 18 Jan 2016
okkervilOkkervil
Rated 16 Jan 2016
30
21st
I can remember remarking that I didn't dislike the first one but never wanted to see it again, so I've really no excuse! Tonally it's the same as the first and has MacFarlane's standard successful joke ratio of about one in eight I guess. It's what you'd expect it to be.
Rated 16 Jan 2016
boxcarsBoxcars
Rated 02 Jan 2016
6
32nd
It's incredibly dumb, even cruder than the first one, and totally (if consciously) tone-deaf, but hey, the gags in 'Ted 2' hit the mark more often than not, even if the plot and characters aren't much to brag about (especially if you've watched a Seth MacFarlane product before.)
Rated 02 Jan 2016
kgbelliveaukgbelliveau
Rated 30 Dec 2015
60
11th
The concept and schtick of a teddy bear that could talk and function like a human was funny the first time around dispute the self indulgent humour from one of my least favorite writers Seth MacFarlane. This time around it was just plain dumb, missing the mark on many jokes that were designed to make social commentary about freedom and rights. It just plain failed, that is the easiest and simplest way to put it.
Rated 30 Dec 2015
johnd11JohnD11
Rated 28 Dec 2015
60
18th
excellent opening, but too much philosophy killed this movie
Rated 28 Dec 2015
mattorama12mattorama12
Rated 06 Dec 2015
62
39th
I watched the "unrated" version, which I think was a mistake because it probably just meant a few more jokes that were cut because they weren't funny enough. This did feel overlong and a lot of jokes didn't work. Enough laughs so that I'm glad I saw it, though.
Rated 06 Dec 2015
peaceanarchyPeaceAnarchy
Rated 05 Dec 2015
73
36th
The attempt at wider commentary about personhood and civil rights is interesting, but falls in this no man's land of being given way too much importance to be considered merely a plot device but not nearly enough development to be meaningful. It distracts from the comedy with only middling payoff. Aside from that and the copious amount of pot references, it's pretty funny even if its approach is scattershot and full off misses.
Rated 05 Dec 2015
roonay3kroonay3k
Rated 30 Nov 2015
68
54th
It is what you would expect. Some jokes are really bad but some jokes are hilarious. Just like in Family guy. It made me laugh alot so I enjoyed it.
Rated 30 Nov 2015
amazedemonamazedemon
Rated 19 Nov 2015
60
21st
Ted 2 doubles down on cameos...and that's pretty much it. The funniest moments were in the trailer, or lifted from another movie. The jokes and the plot felt recycled, and the flick just felt phoned-in. Seyfried was a decent addition, but even she doesn't rise above the mediocrity, wasted opportunity, and tedium that is Ted 2.
Rated 19 Nov 2015
eminsreminsr
Rated 18 Nov 2015
71
62nd
?lki daha iyiydi.
Rated 18 Nov 2015
chmulcr0nchmul_cr0n
Rated 18 Nov 2015
75
79th
Dear Jurassic World, THAT'S how you use the original theme... :) Also Fuck Scott Fitzgerald. I lol'd.
Rated 18 Nov 2015
telemecusTelemecus
Rated 12 Nov 2015
68
83rd
Jokes went a bit too far to begin with - but otherwise classic
Rated 12 Nov 2015
jaiguyJaiGuy
Rated 03 Nov 2015
75
39th
As many laughs produced as the first.I don't much remember what happened in the original, and I expect the same in a few weeks after having watched this. I think Wahlberg loves doing slapstick with the Boston accent. He is always good in comedies. MacFarlane is always straddling the line between funny and annoying, gosh bless him.
Rated 03 Nov 2015
hajikarimihajikarimi
Rated 01 Nov 2015
87
29th
1374: funny!
Rated 01 Nov 2015
jerkyJerky
Rated 25 Oct 2015
60
72nd
Some good laughs to be had, even if it's basically "Family Guy" in real life. Patrick Warburton and Michael Dorn as The Tick and Worf at Comic Con steal the whole movie though. That stuff was pure nerd awesomeness!
Rated 25 Oct 2015
lennyneroLennyNero
Rated 17 Oct 2015
35
19th
Where are the jokes? Way too long and way too many serious moments.
Rated 17 Oct 2015
foxyrussianFoxyRussian
Rated 14 Oct 2015
80
41st
Disjointed and with a really bad, unfunny first act. I was ready to hate this film, but the rest of the film made up for it and sometimes was even better than the first movie. I enjoyed the cameos and the finale at comic con was hilarious. Decent stoner comedy
Rated 14 Oct 2015
philamentalphilamental
Rated 09 Oct 2015
48
17th
Hugely disappointing. Really enjoyed the first but this just isn't a funny film apart from a few gags/scenes that do work well in fairness.
Rated 09 Oct 2015
selenatorvueselenatorvue
Rated 13 Sep 2015
66
49th
a slight improvement on the first - more of a likability factor which may be down to its light-hearted but ridiculous plot. MacFarlane and Wahlberg are a great team but whether Wahlberg actually wants to be there is sometimes questionable. Seyfried does a solid job and Kunis is missed. Ted 2 is definitely not short on laughs but is full of unneeded and irrelevant moments. Did the thunder buddies need to return? Well they did and I'm glad. MacFarlane's best work to date (take that as you will).
Rated 13 Sep 2015
lexlex
Rated 13 Sep 2015
55
12th
Jokes were really hit and miss, mostly miss, but the hits admittedly hit hard. The overall plot was just really stupid though.
Rated 13 Sep 2015
redbardragonRedBarDragon
Rated 06 Sep 2015
70
38th
Sometimes fun, but overall unispired comedy that tries too hard and falls flat on most occasions.
Rated 06 Sep 2015
daisy_fairydaisy-fairy
Rated 05 Sep 2015
5
4th
Watched it for 20 minutes, boring as fuck.
Rated 05 Sep 2015
guitarmeeuwguitarmeeuw
Rated 31 Aug 2015
59
30th
A film filled with the crude humor that is also present in series such as family guy. Predictable plot, not so great acting, and not so great characters. The main stuffing of the film for me were the sketches. Some of these were really funny, and also included satire, while some of the sketches were really not funny and bad. A well rounded experience which one can expect when watching a franchised movie. I think this will be a one time watch for me.
Rated 31 Aug 2015
punqPUNQ
Rated 27 Aug 2015
50
77th
Ted 2 (2015) works as a satisfying substitute for us waiting in vain for a live-action Family Guy!
Rated 27 Aug 2015
bentienbentien
Rated 12 Aug 2015
52
32nd
Not as fresh as the original but still with some laughs along the way. And better than MacFarlane's previous film, 'A Million Ways to Die in the West'.
Rated 12 Aug 2015
td888td888
Rated 29 Jul 2015
40
28th
The Comic-Con events brought a smile on my face. The rest is just mediocre shit.
Rated 29 Jul 2015
bagarbjorneBagarbjorne
Rated 21 Jul 2015
59
36th
Some bits are as good as the first, but not all of it holds up though. Still laugh out loud funny when it gets it right
Rated 21 Jul 2015
doughbarondoughbaron
Rated 17 Jul 2015
40
9th
I saw the first one, so what excuse do I have?
Rated 17 Jul 2015
muutanetmuutanet
Rated 15 Jul 2015
14
11th
Ted 2's ultimate question was the one and same which was in Äkta människor (Real Humans), season 2: can you call artificial beings as humans. Otherwise it was rerun of jokes of earlier Ted movie. Or Seth MacFarlane.
Rated 15 Jul 2015
pluggedinPluggedIN
Rated 15 Jul 2015
10
4th
Ted 2 is a two-hour exercise in frustration, because you can see that behind all the foulness, MacFarlane can actually be disarmingly funny. (A cameo by Liam Neeson, wherein he asks Ted whether he's allowed to buy a box of Trix cereal, given that it's for kids and all, is a hoot.) Suffice it to say that unlike a Damon Wayans Haunted House movie, there's more to MacFarlane's shtick than just schlock. (pluggedin.com)
Rated 15 Jul 2015
thedicemanTheDiceman
Rated 14 Jul 2015
40
19th
Passes the time.
Rated 14 Jul 2015
jordanligejordanlige
Rated 12 Jul 2015
100
51st
really funny
Rated 12 Jul 2015
mspraguemsprague
Rated 11 Jul 2015
55
18th
Too long but worth it for the Liam Neeson bit.
Rated 11 Jul 2015
capodelnullacapodelnulla
Rated 11 Jul 2015
25
4th
amanda seyfried için izlenilecek dayanılamaz filmler kategorisine kafadan giren kötü bir devam filmi.
Rated 11 Jul 2015
wedderswedders
Rated 11 Jul 2015
70
28th
For me, actually better than the first. Still feels too long, but there are actually some good jokes and better pacing of the plot. The end is a confusing nonsense though. Worth a go if you're bored.
Rated 11 Jul 2015
vorpalkittenVorpalKitten
Rated 11 Jul 2015
65
25th
Really dumb mostly, though the Liam Neeson cameo was hilarious. Just watch that bit on youtube instead of the whole movie.
Rated 11 Jul 2015
juntakinte99juntakinte99
Rated 10 Jul 2015
50
9th
Ted 2 is dragged down via the distracting and stale amount of Seth MacFarlane tropes. A mantled loser & his supernatural best friend get into hijinks. Star Trek references galore (including performances from 5 actors & plot points from 3 famous episodes). Weird racial obsessions. Easy pop culture references. And it is scored with jazz vocals & famous film cues. The moral is lazy & the film drags while being unfunny. The Liam Neeson cameo is inspired, but that's not enough for a recommendation.
Rated 10 Jul 2015
redactedredacted
Rated 10 Jul 2015
63
34th
Plot revolves around Ted trying to legally define whether he is a human or property. In turn, there's a bunch of slavery jokes. Also, Patrick Warburton is dressed like the Tick at some point.
Rated 10 Jul 2015
therealj_roTheRealJ-Ro
Rated 01 Jul 2015
75
56th
Remember folks, there are two very distinct Seth MacFarlane's. There's the GOOD Seth MacFarlane that we see in the first "Ted", and then there's the Seth MacFarlane whose comedy overstays its welcome. "Ted 2" (quite literally) tapdances that line, but I still consider it to be a solid comedy worth seeing. There were enough laughs to keep it going for me, though one portion does drag the momentum just a bit. All told, if you dug the first one, you're likely to dig this one as well. Moar Seyfried.
Rated 01 Jul 2015
stewballStewball
Rated 30 Jun 2015
70
54th
Better than "Ted", with some of the best humor I've seen in a long time. And I think the courtroom scenes work as a semi-serious interlude with Ted as a proxy for an eventual future issue, AI. You can't laugh for 2 hours anyway. But the last 15 minutes just looses focus completely.
Rated 30 Jun 2015

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