Taxi

How Jimmy Fallon gets work as an entertainer is beyond me. Also, how one of the members of The State and the guy responsible for The Fifth Element wrote this crap is also beyond me.

I am at a complete loss for snide remarks. They were swallowed by the vacuous hole that is Jimmy Fallon's acting ability. Ah, wait. One escaped.

probably my favorite movie of all time

Enjoyably light and silly action film is powered by Latifah and Fallon’s surprising comic chemistry and equally fluid direction of the action and dialogue scenes by Story. If it can’t quite maintain its momentum right to the end, it’s still a fun ride; while it couldn’t be accused of being a subversive text, it is interesting that all of the major roles run against the typical ethnic and gender stereotypes that you would expect, giving it an added dose of freshness.

Is like Spongebob Opposite Day, but awful

Why make a remake of the original, just to strip it of all the subtleties and turn into another hollywood pulp.

This remake of the amazing French car action movie of the same name doesn't do it's predecessor justice. Jimmy Fallon shows up to be his normal likable self in this leading role. Queen Latifah shows up to let everybody know why she can cross any boundary that Hollywood sets up for her. This might have been the very movie that moved her into the mainstream consciousness. There is nothing really revolutionary about this movie. The story is blah. The acting is pretty blah. The jokes were blah.

Annoying "Queen".

A movie so bad I forgot it existed.

J'ai bien aimé le concept de ce film. Je pourrais le regarder en boucle.

There is something wrong with this film, and I cannot quite put my finger on what it is. The two main characters exist in the film, but things seem to happen around them. Even though they do things that are important to the story, it is like they are ghosts. I suppose the issue is they are so enormously different to the other characters (who are all played straight) in what would otherwise be a normal film, that they seem unreal.

Oh god I've actually seen this movie. Some memories can only be repressed for so long.

"The film's labored attempts at titillating sexiness is reminiscent of a mediocre Maxim magazine celebrity-skin spread." - Nick Schager

1

#00s#, popcorn, story

Pointless and utterly horrible. Yes, it is 0 score type bad. Do yourself a favor and don't watch it.

Queen Latifah should never be allowed to drive!

Horrible remake!

One of the stupidest things I've ever tried to watch.

Stop putting Jimmy Fallon where other people can see him

Buckle up for safety.

Stupid. I don't really care for either Queen Latifah or Jimmy Fallon.

ugh.

I'll take the subway.....

fucking trash...

Jimmy Falon was the reason I saw this movie...and also the reason I disliked it.

Original and fun euro-action

funny

I love Queen Latifah...but this wasn't her best movie

Stupid, badly acted, looks ugly and did I mention it's stupid?

average

bad movie

Fun in a dumb way.

average action flick

ZERO ZERO A MILLION TIMES ZERO

Take two of the worst actors you can find, how can you not fail? Should never have been touched by American hands.

Really poor attempt at humor.

I saw this movie accidentally, expecting the french Luc Besson version. I was about to be very disappointed. Queen Latifah, please die allready.

The bad performance of the leading man and incompetence of the director make the movie can not be neither a comedy nor arrest the attention for action.

tried to compile all three taxis in to one this on sucks after seeing the others

First of all, I should say not to bother in the first place with seeing this film. Taxi has an awful premise, and it seems that the film makers though putting attractive women in lingerie would save it. Well, not this time. Utter crapulence!

Why does americans have to remake every goddamn succesful europian movie. Taxi in Luke Besson's production in france was one of the greatest europian relaxation comedies in the 90ties. This shit is worse than remake of Les Visitours... Hollywood go to hell!

French :-!

I guess Hollywood banks on the fact that there are many, many people that out there that will pay to see a terrible movie. Fortunately I wasn't one of those people. Insomnia. HBO. Enough said.

I didn't see this movie by choice; it was sort of forced upon me as member of a captive audience. Had I the opportunity to choose, however, I'd opt to have glass rods inserted into my tear ducts, while being sodomized with a hockey stick wrapped in razor wire. Although both options elicit the exact same physical sensations, at least the latter would have been by choice.

meh...it was on tv so i watched it and didn't change it

Manure. Steaming, fly ridden manure.

Movies that promote themselves as comedy are supposed to make you laugh right? Or at least attempt something resembling humor?

I really like the scene where Giselle Bundchen gropes, er, frisks Jennifer Esposito, I really don't like anything else.

Entirely forgettable.

Waste of film.

Three reasons this movie got a 30. 1. Gisele Bündchen feeling up Jennifer Esposito. 2. Jennifer Esposito getting felt up by Gisele Bündchen. 3. Jimmy Fallon's line while changing clothes outside the car that Queen Latifah is sitting in. "Didn't see my nads, did ya?" Other than that... All crap.