Stone Cold

Opens with a grocery store shootout and ends with a bunch of dumb racists storming a government building. This movie a stupid looking glass. Squib filled delight.

That fucking mullet! WOW! Watch this as a companion piece with Stallone's "Cobra" for a great time.

this delivered everything i expected it to and on top of that the ending was way more over-the-top violent than i thought they would pull off. i mean, they could even afford a helicopter?? didn't see that coming. it's all biker cheese and sleaze and goofy 90s R rated action. henrikson was a lot of fun in his crazy biker getup. i really cant express how well this met my genre fan expectations. it is another one of those that nongenrefans would do best to avoid at all costs

There's a moment towards the end of the film where Lance Henriksen encourages one of his biker henchman to play a game of chicken with our fearless, wooden hero, Joe Huff. The guy, unarmed, just charges his bike directly at this guy who's just standing there holding a shotgun the whole time. He gets about halfway before he gets shot off his bike, and the bike careens through a window and directly into a helicopter full of bad guys, causing a massive explosion. Beautiful. Rest of film is trash.

The closest we'll get to a Duke Nukem movie

Stone Cold is a stupid and ridiculous action movie riddled with clichés. This is both a positive and a negative, and it only stands out because of its high budget, Henriksen and over-the-top elements. This is also one of the few movies where the bad guy gets everything he wants, which makes the ending (unintentionally?) funny. Might've been decent if they had dialed it up a notch or two.

Bosworth sports the "sleeping skunk on your scalp" look like a true champ, while henriksen hams it up as bad ass biker boss. It's pretty much the culmination of silly, over the top 80s action schlock with rarely a dull moment.

This shreds.

Opens and closes with absolutely everything that I am asking from a Brian Bosworth action movie, but in between was too on the rails if such a thing is possible. I've been knee deep in Beyond the Law and Stone so I want my undercover biker scenes over the top of whatever they thought would be over the top. Shoutout to the Kino Blu-Ray for crisply enhancing Bosworth's unibrow.

Quite over the top in every way but the story is thoroughly rote and boring. All the antics along the way are fun. Aussie movie Stone is more interesting, that's for sure.

A buddy of mine had so much dune Toby his that he bought it on BLU-RAY and then brought it to my party so I could watch it. It’s some pretty entertaining bullcrap. The stunts and action are legitimately well done, and I enjoyed Holzbog (who got such an unfair ending) and Henriksen. Bisworth is pretty medicocre, as is most of the acting and plot. I must admit that I thought the climax was fun but disappointing, and it’s so obviously made by men. Very fun, I won’t remember it next year.

Suprisingly entertaining! Trashscore: x1,5

This 90s biker action schlock movie starring Brian Bosworth is among the most entertaining of its sort. It offers exactly what one expect from such a movie in large amounts.

A cheese fest of epic proportions.

It's big, loud and stupid with some decent acting mixed in with the mostly bad acting. Brian Bosworth looks like a poser in this and there is no way anyone would think he was a biker. He makes Lorenzo Lamas look like the real thing.

Hilarious schlock.

Henriksen is pretty good, I guess?

You can tell there was a lot of money, ambition and hopes to make a box-office hit poured into this actioneer that falls under mullets&explosions category. Sadly, it completely lacks the charm that perhaps cheaper and less formulaic version of this film would have. Watched it as a part of Friday Nite Trash Delight Double Feature with my buddies, and sure there was plenty of laughs, but it was mean kind of laughs.

Hilarious B movie definitely falls into so bad it's good.

Standard action-movie stuff, but done with a little flair, despite its overblown climax.

Formulaic action film. Cliches about bikers contrast with a great performance by Henriksen as the villain, and some exceptional shoot-outs. The Boz doesn't embarrass himself.

God damn this is stupid

Ahahaha!!! Awesome. I have to give this three stars just because its badness is epic. Absolutely, unbelievably ridiculous. I LOVE it. If you're in the mood for an over-the-top bad action movie, watch this. It will blow your mind.

If you blinked, you missed Hollywood trying to take Brian Bosworth's acting career seriously.

It's so stupid, especially the extraneous naked men and women (and lizard) in the beginning, the dumb plot in the middle, but then everything comes crashing together into an amazing finale of every action sequence of the period. Incoherent romance and useless Lance. Fav scenes: opening at grocery store; ending at the courthouse.

This film is absolutely insane. Incredible squibs, wild motorcycle chases, unexpected nudity and a diabolical villain. Grab some buddies and have a “blast” with Stone Cold!

2022'de #IzlediğimFilmler ; 97. Stone Cold (1991) @jason_brant sağolsun sayesinde harika "too-bad-so-good" filmleri tekrar ziyaret etme şansı buluyorum. Nefis bir 80-90 aksiyonu!

Mullets and explosions.

Not In The Mood To Appreciate The Badness