Splintered

Watching this, I was reminded of the traditional British nursery rhyme, "Rapey rapey, said the fox to the lady" (possibly Welsh...I'd have to check Wikipedia). Not the queen and her patented English, nor a quick peek of pasty goth teats could save this viscous vat of vomiture from being filed away in my 'throw it in the pig-sty, Deadwood style' box.

Premise: bad, acting: eh, script: bad, direction: eh. So while it's got a couple mediocre marks hoping to bring it up from the stupefying territory, that's kind of like trying to keep a cannonball floating by tying an empty can to it. Also the crazy feral man guy basically just shakes his head around with a foaming mouth every time he attacks someone, kind of gross, but not really dangerous.

Didn't make it to 25 mins before ditching, some flicking back and forth during ad breaks confirmed I was right to abandon. Terrible dialogue, stock teen group, stock dissonant strings etc. etc. Awful.