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Simon Sez

Simon Sez

1999
Action
1h 25m
A tattooed Interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon. (imdb)

Simon Sez

1999
Action
1h 25m
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Rated 28 Aug 2010
0
0th
Hands down one of the worst movies ever Dane Cook WHAT Dennis Rodman are you KIDDING me... just AWFUL!!!!!
Rated 21 Dec 2008
0
2nd
Well, this comes to show how increasingly and rapidly stupid Hollywood is becoming, feeding our eyes crap like this.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
4
1st
Wait, let me guess. Dennis Rodman saw the blockbuster that was Kazaam and just knew he could outdraw Shaq at the box office? Or did he think he'd be to the late 90's what Kareem AbdulJabbar was to the late 70's? Well, either way, he was wrong.
Rated 12 Apr 2021
28
15th
Although certainly nowhere near the fun mess that was "Double Team"(1997), I found all the terrible comedy in this quasi-not-sequel far more boring than infuriating. While probably the byproduct of lowering my expectations for the movie to subterranean levels, I didn't really hate the movie like I thought I would. However also, while I personally don't really hate Dane Cook, this is easily his schtick at its absolute worse. Still, there's a compelling train wreck like quality to the whole thing.
Rated 08 Aug 2010
14
14th
Nick must die. Dennis Rodman is an ugly motherfucker. The plot of the film I thought was a bit confusing and the comedy elements made me want to stab people (Nick). Micro is the fat one - that's good comedy right there.
Rated 03 Sep 2009
3
0th
The acting talents of Dennis Rodman paired up with the comedic talents of Dane Cook. It's as if they purposely tried to come up with the worst buddy cop casting possible.
Rated 29 Dec 2014
0
0th
It's official: This is one of the worst movies of the 1990s!
Rated 04 Jan 2008
4
1st
argh..
Rated 18 Oct 2007
0
0th
This gets my vote for the worst movie ever made. Even if you disagree, you have to admit it's in the conversation.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
0th
I saw the last 20 minutes of this and that was enough to know how stupid it is.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
13
1st
No, Dennis. Just no. Watch for the fat monk's obvious stunt double in his "cute" fight scene.

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