Santa's Slay

Turn this off the moment the opening credits begin, you'll leave thinking you watched a 5 star short film.

Fran Drescher being set on fire by Santa does not compensate for all the boring parts a.k.a. the rest of the movie.

What's not to enjoy about Jewish pro wrestler Bill Goldberg as evil Santa Claus? This movie is a hell of a lot of fun, especially the first scene with it's ridicolous cameos by Chris Kattan, James Caan, and the Nanny.

I can see why some hate this movie. It takes a certain attitude, I think, to appreciate movies like this. I thought it was pretty funny; it has an interesting backstory on the real Santa as the devil's son. The cast was mostly great, especially Goldberg as the ass kicking son of the devil. Cheesy in a good way, definitely worth a watch if you can appreciate the silliness.

Bill Goldberg as Santa was pretty damn funny.

For a low-budget horror/comedy... I have to say, this accomplished what it set out to. And it's fairly entertaining as a tongue-in-cheek B-movie, too.

Ultimately Santa's Slay is one joke carried on for over an hour. This means that the movie drags frequently. However there are still moments of hilarity here and there which prevent it from being flat out bad.

Santa comes early in this flix, with lots of li'l goodies for all the girls and boys. Well balanced with all the slayings spread evenly; creative too. Humor is moronic but just right; it's not like the Special Olympics.

It's incredibly stupid and knows it. Too over the top to be really good and gets old fast, but the idea and the shear audacity of it all makes the whole thing worth watching.

A unique premise with a lot of over the top and crazy murders. It has some really lame "emotional" scenes but is still entertaining in a dumb sort of way.

It's a "so bad it's so good" from the title, but the first scene made me expect a bit more. Some of the Santa Claus scenes could had been funnier. But remains a perfect christmas classic for people with a dick. Special mention for a young Emilie and for the stop-motion scene with the puppets.

It's not even memorably bad or funny bad. Which it really should be, because clearly that's what they were going for.

Probably one of the dumbest ideas ever put on screen. I don't even think it's trying to be good. I think the people involved in the production just wanted to have fun with the idea of a bloodthirsty Santa Claus gone rampant. It's intentionally so bad it's good. As such, I did have fun watching Santa in a murderous frenzy. In a way, the movie is pretty clever. It knows it's bad and tries to have fun with it. Unlike other flicks who just try to cash in on recycled ideas, unaware they suck.

See: The Gingerdead Man

Promising opening scene isn't followed up my much.

A whole room of relatively well-known actors gets slaughtered in the very first scene. That pretty much sums up what this movie is like: unexpectedly interesting. Doesn't mean it was a great movie though...

Too comedic too make a good christmas horror movie.

Silly & stupid, but better than expected. It's the kind of bad movie that relishes in being bad.

Terrible, but in a good way.

Emilie de Ravin is my girl.

The opening one-liner wasn't enough to make this good. Though it was rather close.

The beginning and end are fuckin' awesome, but it drags otherwise.

The first few opening scenes are hilarious, but there were too many moments where I was waiting for something funny to happen.

Funny.

The 1st 5 minutes are the best, but boy are they good.

"He's scary, yet educational." Ridiculous beyond ridicule, but the premise obviously rocks, and the intro sequence is awesome.

not so good

Theres not much to say about this one but I believe that this was one of the stupidest yet funniest movies i think i have ever seen.

Pretty much everything about this movie is horrible, but the idea is funny, and they do have some pretty funny black humor.

The premise was awesome, but somehow they managed to screw up a movie about a bloodthirsty Santa, who rides a flying war-ox. See the first 10 minutes of the movie. The intro is quite hilariously awesome.

Not even laughably bad. We rented this because the box cover is so hilarious but it just sucked ass. The only good scene is the first one.