SS Girls

Sometimes random movie roulette does me dirty.

A man, who is severely socially inept, tries to educate women to have sex with anything and everyone. When he's with 2 women, he can hardly handle it and makes strange faces and tries to eat a rope, eventually shooing them away. His face still haunts me.

A group of German women volunteer for prostitute boot camp, where they become "expert love machines" and spies. They are then installed in a brothel for high ranking Nazi officials in order to root out any potential traitors to the Third Reich. Very campy exploitation flick with constant nudity, decadent party scenes, kinky sex and lots of fetish imagery. There's even some tanks and war action, and the guy running the brothel is hilariously over the top.

Nudity and wild parties are the only good points of this movie. The thin plot tries to tell a story, but fails entirely to be convincing. Watch for the nudity, the absurdity, but don't expect it to make any sense. There is very little point to any of the inane dialog and nothing to ground it in reality. Most of the Nazis characters didn't even look like Germans. This is basically soft porn with boobs, butts and bushes galore along with a stupid story and lousy music & sound. Idiotic ending.

It's a hell of a source for posters, gifs and short clips, but the stuff in between is just a pretty messy bore.

Didn't watch all of it, because it became too boring. However there is enough weirdness going on to keep you entertained for a while. Trashscore x 3

I had to FF through the obviously staged softcore porn, debauchery & acts of torture (much of the film) & the last 35 minutes takes forever as the brothel & its leaders much too slowly self-destruct, but I've got to admit there's alot of competence on display. It seems to realize it's wildly over-the-top & leans into that. The villains are deliriously evil & the early training montage is intentionally(?) hilarious. & despite the absurdity, the director still delivers many well thought out shots.

Naziploitation movies are mostly watched and enjoyed for one thing - their exploitative appeals. Meaning over the top sexualised violence, breasts, historical inaccuracy, political incorrectness and so on. That's what's makes them entertaining and you to forget about the low production values. Erotic Naziploitation as this film features none of the above. Leaving all but erotic sex scenes and not much entertaining... I think you get the point on this Salon Kitty rip-off.

For an exploitation film there wasn't much of it and it was too tame. At least the nudity quota was off the scale.

"Private House of the SS" falls under the film category of Naziploitation. It has an inadequate plot, and the music is irritating. The film contains nudity in most scenes and tries to be provocative, but it fails to shock and could be considered distasteful. I found it tedious and hard to watch.