Ring of Terror

The cat was good.

Bland, bland, bland. Takes a plot that would have been stretched as a half-hour episode of Night Gallery and pads it out to not quite feature length.

Rather amusingly terrible. Never mind the ineptitude on every artistic level; rarely has any horror film been made with so little actual horror in it. I mean, like... where's the beef?

The script can be summarized as: "fat people lol let's make them stuff their faces with food and stuff lol"

I don't often accuse movies of having "no plot" but there are just layers and layers of nothing going on here. Might be somewhat appealing if you're easily amused by forty-somethings portraying college students.

MST3K. This movie literally has no plot.

Terrifyingly boring lolol

Amazingly point-free film. Only recommended for those who are big fans of cafeterias and autopsies. Maybe if they'd whittled it down to 20 minutes (and spruced it up a helluva lot) it could've made a passable One Step Beyond.

Mst3k score: 8/10

Not inept, just uninteresting and often gratingly jerkish. And a bunch of 40 year olds trying to pass as teenagers.