Re-Generator

During the fadeout after a dialog heavy scene consisting of 90% looking-straight-into-the-camera closeups, you can hear one of the actors sniff loudly. Its sex scene consists of two fully dressed people standing next to each other, sort of awkwardly bouncing. Watching this at 2x speed was at least somewhat amusing. I hope Paul Logan used the 300 dollars he earned for appearing in this to hire a better agent.

For centuries I've waited for a new Paul Logan movie to hit the surface, and damn, was I surprised to see a new one pop up. He has only like 5 minutes of screen time, but he shines like a 500 carat diamond. In this shitfest he plays a policeman or something and has memorable lines like: "Amazing" and "That's incredible". I will cherish that dialogue forever. Anyway, back to rating the movie: it sucks. Is way too boring and long. Without Paul Logan it would fail in every way.