Private Property

It's not a question of "is this going to be bad?", it's a question of "how bad is this going to get?" Sounds like it was mixed with everything jacked up to 11, except the voice tracks. Our "landscape architect" is a bad actor whose only compelling quality is that he's there and he does, in fact, have a beard. How is that going to seduce Ashley Benson? It has ambition, and if this had done ANYTHING actually interesting in it's first hour, it may have earned some intrigue from its final act. Alas.