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why can't I give this "movie" a -934750873489573489579? This made all my brain cells die instantly. Not only doesn't it have a plot, the acting sucks big time as well and the "stars" of the movie... well... God why did I watch this? I wanna die. :(

Oh Wow, 50Year Old Scared Boobs Are Funny, HAHAHA

Lo, and Satan looketh upon National Lampoon's works, and he smiled. And the stench of burning flesh raised up, and the stench of death filled the air. And Paris Hilton starred in comedies, and surreally enough wasn't even the film's worst performance, and the sky roiled red and blood rained down, and the eyes of the 666 chosen children rolled over white, and the film contained a three-minute scene of backed-up sinks spewing diarrhea, and the children chanted in tongues, the words of Satan.

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I wasn't bored...

Paris is disgustingly fabulous, in a way. I feel guilty for finding her fabulous, though.

I laughed... twice. And they were not out loud laughs eitther, they were little chuckles and I can't remember why. I really disappointed with this female Revenge of the Nerds kind of movie. And Kerri Kinney is always so much funnier than this as she came across more loud and annoying than funny. And Paris' bad acting and flip flop character at the end was just brutal. Really, really a bad movie.

What the fuck is this bullshit. I would've given it a lower number if I could. I had no idea what I was watching... Why did I watch this anyway.....