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Piranha

Piranha

2010
Suspense/Thriller, Action
1h 28m
A tremor under the surface of Lake Victoria unleashes scores of prehistoric piranhas, an event which rallies the local sheriff (Shue) who will risk everything to save her townsfolk.

Directed by:

Alexandre Aja

Screenwriter:

Josh Stolberg, Pete Goldfinger

Starring:

Richard Dreyfuss, Christopher Lloyd, Adam Scott, Ving Rhames, Dina Meyer, Jerry O'Connell, Elisabeth Shue, Kelly Brook, Eli Roth, Steven R. McQueen, Jessica Szohr, Riley Steele

Franchise:

Piranha

Genres:

Suspense/Thriller, Action, Horror

AKA:

Piranha 3D

Country:

USA

Language:

English
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Piranha

2010
Suspense/Thriller, Action
1h 28m
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paxtonPaxton
Rated 30 Jan 2020
70
65th
Somebody got 80's in my 2010's!
Rated 30 Jan 2020
timecapsuleTimeCapsule
Rated 22 Jan 2019
68
61st
Modern exploitation B-movie schlock that should satisfy its target audience with its gratuitous level of boobs, gore, and cheese. However general audiences, if presented when in the right mood, might have some fun with the movie's over-the-top fun too. Although firmly in the first group, I definitely enjoyed the film for what it was on first view, however on rewatch, the campy shock factor wears thin surprisingly fast as the movie frantically plods along before all the 3D blood and boobs.
Rated 22 Jan 2019
billyshearsBillyShears
Rated 20 Aug 2010
80
77th
Oh my. It was disgusting and chock full of boobs.
Rated 20 Aug 2010
markjpMArkjp
Rated 11 Oct 2010
55
35th
The first 30 minutes, or so, is a marvelous display of huge tits in various leisure activities. The next 60 minutes is a marvelous display of huge tits in various leisure activities; and a very graphic splatterfest involving high numbers of college kids getting torn to pieces. But really: More than anything else this is a foreshadowing of the huge impact 3D-technology will have...on porn.
Rated 11 Oct 2010
frederikaFrederikA
Rated 10 Oct 2010
55
41st
All that one could hope for from a blood-drenched, juvenile B-movie about fish 'n tits. There are more than a few truly memorable gory demises, but somewhere around the 50th gleefully gruelling slaughter of an innocent bimbo, the whole thing begins to feel more sadistic than fun... Still, it gets points for using 3D as a gimmick (3D vomit and 3D chewed off dick), thus being the 2nd Piranha movie to take a bite off of James Cameron's good mood.
Rated 10 Oct 2010
ytadelYtadel
Rated 22 Aug 2010
5
57th
It has a grand sense of B movie excess in the astoundingly bloody wet t-shirt competition slaughter, and it's an indisputable joy to see Richard Dreyfuss and Christopher Lloyd channel their characters from two of the greatest summer blockbusters of all time, Jaws and Back to the Future. But the movie surrounding these elements is generic killer animal fare and the 3D effects are mostly half-assed.
Rated 22 Aug 2010
difontaineDifontaine
Rated 21 Aug 2010
65
39th
At last, a modern B movie that knows what it is. They may use more money these days but this is the sort of shamefully disgustingly entertaining films. Some may object to the boobs on show (I certainly don't). Others to the gore (which is too 'real' on the cartoon - realistic scale but each to taste). Others may point to the plot (theres fish and they bite humans - rawr) or what Shue or Lloyd or Rhames are doing. Whatever, this is fun dammit.
Rated 21 Aug 2010
golfingdanlsGolfingdanls
Rated 20 Aug 2010
5
32nd
An over the top, self aware, extremely gory parody of Jaws played completely straight. So absurd with such amazing death scenes that its impossible not to laugh with the movie. Lloyd basically playing Doc Brown the piranha scientist is nothing short of incredible in a movie like this. Go have a few beers and then head to the theater in the right mindset for this.
Rated 20 Aug 2010
moraesfelipemoraesfelipe
Rated 30 Mar 2017
65
61st
Nice genre exercise that manages to create something truly fun by simply denying any trace of serious entertainment. While the Joe Dante film is an abstract piece of art, this one relies on its eye candy visual of vulgar pleasures: bodies eaten to their bones, a dude shooting a softcore porn film and hiring a local teen as their guide, Christopher Lloyd as the mad piranha expert, quotes like "it's a shark!" or "ok Speedo" and Ric Dreyfuss as the opening-about-to-be-killed fisherman.
Rated 30 Mar 2017
xacviantxacviant
Rated 22 Apr 2013
69
24th
PIRANHA 3D is, for better or worse, completely unpretentious. It delivers exactly what the title promises: lots of (terrible CGI) piranha, who devour people, in whole or in part, in an incredibly bloody fashion. In the last third of the film, the mayhem really gets going, and you can have a pretty good time. But up until that point it's a bit of a drag (the frat-boy tone doesn't help), and the characters are fairly dull in of themselves. Among the cast, Adam Scott and Ving Rhames come off best.
Rated 22 Apr 2013
mccorpseMcCorpse
Rated 26 Jan 2012
100
96th
i dont care what anyone says, this movie is exactly what it wants to be and pulls it off perfectly. If you watched it and didnt like it then why did you watch it in the first place? what were you expecting? personally id expect a movie about mutant fish to be a comedy and if it wasnt id expect it to be terrible. Mr. Aja wanted to make a gory comedy with loads of nudity in it so he through mutant fish into spring break, the perfect recipy and then through in some delishis one liners and your gold
Rated 26 Jan 2012
kramyessevKramYessev
Rated 06 Dec 2011
73
65th
In an era when it's nigh on impossible to make even a passable remake, Alexandre Aja has managed to rise above the schlock and created TWO great horror remakes. "Piranha" was by far the best film of 2010 in regards to sheer fun, entertainment and sleaze. Another notable aspect is that "Piranha" has the best use of 3D I've ever seen and what I consider to be the benchmark for the modern use of it. Definitely worth a watch for gore fans as the FX are simply phenomenal.
Rated 06 Dec 2011
walkaboutwalkabout
Rated 31 Mar 2011
60
38th
I gotta be honest with you. Watching those idiots getting eaten by piranhas was a lot of fun!
Rated 31 Mar 2011
easydiffeasydiff
Rated 01 Dec 2010
88
94th
Absolutely awesome. Maybe the best movie of 2010. Knows exactly what it is and what it's audience wants, and delivers.
Rated 01 Dec 2010
cagedwisdomcagedwisdom
Rated 02 Nov 2010
25
17th
I was really looking forward to this but it didn't do much for me. I realize this is exploitation, but... the cheese was layed on in the wrong places for me. I'm not a huge fan of the cheese baked into the crust. And that's my second pizza analogy in two reviews straight. Maybe I should go to the store... What film was I talking about again?
Rated 02 Nov 2010
cclzaCCLZA
Rated 30 Oct 2010
70
52nd
Not entirely successful in its light, tongue-in-cheek aproach, though there are several sequences that are both astonishing to look and a blast to enjoy.
Rated 30 Oct 2010
dean_franzDean Franz
Rated 27 Oct 2010
40
37th
It's what you could expect, really. Aja can't direct worth shit, so he's resigned himself to just throw goofy shit, blood and tits at the screen, which is pretty much the only approach that works for a film like this. It somehow felt too calculated and after a while it all just started to blend together and get a little... meh. But a film like this is immune to criticism anyways and if you're in the mood for something really trashy, of course you're gonna watch it. The 3-D adds nothing.
Rated 27 Oct 2010
begoniabolbegoniabol
Rated 14 Sep 2010
13
16th
Disgusting. I thought it was supposed to be a remake of the Piranha 1978. I was wrong. This movie was horrendous, so nauseating. The plot was bad (many facepalm moments........), the acting was awful, the amount of boobs almost suffocated me. There were a few funny things: seizure man, the stupid girls underwater scene (which was SO bad that it was funny), parasailing chick etc. And Adam Scott was hot
Rated 14 Sep 2010
omgfridgeomgfridge
Rated 27 Aug 2010
7
64th
darrenDarren
Rated 21 Jun 2020
77
69th
Aja shoots this masterfully. About as much fun as you could have with this kind of thing. War is hell
Rated 21 Jun 2020
ryan_luedersRyan Lueders
Rated 14 Dec 2012
85
73rd
A movie about a past pet of mine, the Piranha. I thought this movie was a lot better than I was expecting and now I'm seriously bummed that I didn't get to see it in 3D in the theaters. I loved seeing Richard Dreyfuss doing a bit part at the start of the film. I was also really happy to see Christopher Lloyd playing the crazy fish scientist. Adam Scott, Ving Rhames, Jerry O'Connell and Jessica Szohr rounded out the cast nicely with noticeable faces. Tons of fun and blood to be had with this film
Rated 14 Dec 2012
luna6ixLuna6ix
Rated 10 Sep 2012
64
21st
It's strange to see such a large collection of has-beens all thrown together in a movie directed at a bunch of kids who can hardly recognize these people. I'm simply glad that the writers figured out they couldn't make a decent horror movie out of piranhas, so they didn't even bother.
Rated 10 Sep 2012
mightysparksmightysparks
Rated 29 Jun 2012
80
95th
Ridiculously good fun. I was expecting a typical lame film with an overabundance of naked women to make up for the fact that it sucked. Whilst it did have a hell of a lot of naked women, it never bothered taking itself seriously and had a feckload of gore and laughs. That massacre scene was so great. Really was not expecting to enjoy it at all, so it was a really pleasant and fun surprise.
Rated 29 Jun 2012
yawkcorbyawkcorb
Rated 13 Mar 2012
85
52nd
Better than I expected, it's a pretty fun movie; and it has a much higher than average amount of female nudity, so it might not be the best movie to watch with your wife or girlfriend.
Rated 13 Mar 2012
sophiesophie
Rated 24 Dec 2011
60
38th
As this film never tries to be scary or deep, it works. Had quite a few laughs (saw the fake boobs scene coming, loved it).
Rated 24 Dec 2011
matthew_parkinsonMatthew Parkinson
Rated 31 Oct 2011
60
62nd
I had some fun with Piranha, and I would suggest watching it if it sounds like your kind of film. If you don't like gory, cheesy b-movies, this won't help persuade you, but if you do, then you'll probably have a good time. If the characters had more depth to them, I might have cared when they started getting ripped apart. As it stands, I enjoyed it more before the piranha were released on the crowd -- the dialogue was more enjoyable to listen to -- but after that, blood and guts fly everywhere.
Rated 31 Oct 2011
hadleyreisHadleyreis
Rated 03 Aug 2011
30
7th
That sinking boat just didn't sink.
Rated 03 Aug 2011
bamboozledbamboozled
Rated 02 May 2011
90
46th
A throwback B movie that precisely balances gore, horror tension, and humor. It takes itself just seriously enough to still create some truly scary moments while also injecting some real humor.
Rated 02 May 2011
bunkenBunken
Rated 24 Jan 2011
60
52nd
Thought I would hate this movie, but instead I kind liked it because it doesn't try to be anything that it is not! Here's your cocktail: hungry piranhas we all thought extinct, a spring break with a lot of naked skin, A lot of dumb american teenagers, one hero and last, but not the least the perfect line: "They took my penis!" Even though it was very tacky all the way through, I was entertained but it was more a "come on" laughter than it was a "it's funny" laughter...
Rated 24 Jan 2011
dst7175dst7175
Rated 18 Jan 2011
40
27th
The girl on girl under water was the highlight of the movie.
Rated 18 Jan 2011
barthalenBarthalen
Rated 14 Dec 2010
60
38th
Has all the ingredients of a terrible monster movie, and then some. The make-up effects were surprisingly well done, turning the movie from a goofy gorefest into something slightly more disturbing and sadistic. Some fun cameos and a whole bunch of jiggly bits.
Rated 14 Dec 2010
cambelcambel
Rated 24 Oct 2010
65
42nd
admit it, it was fun. :)
Rated 24 Oct 2010
kavuKavu
Rated 17 Oct 2010
90
94th
Probably the best b-horror flick I've ever seen. Tits, blood and gore are all abundant.
Rated 17 Oct 2010
mikedadudemikedadude
Rated 20 Sep 2010
65
38th
What a ridiculous film. Truly ridiculous. Nothing else to say.... Still entertaining though!
Rated 20 Sep 2010
lucluc
Rated 12 Sep 2010
72
80th
Quite amusing, bloody, horror movie with many naked girls. The best piranha movie that I have seen. The fish looked really scareful
Rated 12 Sep 2010
fredericg54frederic_g54
Rated 10 Sep 2010
8
78th
More of this please. A great way to end a fairly disappointing summer with: a carefree, unadorned homage to the cheesy, ridiculous B movies of the 70's and 80's, delivering an excess of blood, gore, HPoA and gratuitous fun. This better get a nod for best makeup. If you hate this film, I leave you with following words: rope, stool and ceiling fan.
Rated 10 Sep 2010
tripwyreTripwyre
Rated 08 Sep 2010
71
61st
The 3D is mildly nauseating in parts (and 3D *never* bothers me), but that can't hamper the unbridled joy of watching this cheese-fest. The story is something of a bore, but it's not the focus of the movie: 3D porn-star tits and blood are. A lot of the gore here is gruesomely detailed, which contrasts the penis-eating cartoon sensibilities of the rest of the film. But the movie knows exactly what it is and does its job well. Dreyfuss and Lloyd reprising their iconic roles (Jaws & BTTF)? Amazing.
Rated 08 Sep 2010
skiewulfyskiewulfy
Rated 29 Aug 2010
55
70th
Everything that a B movie can hope to be, Pirahna 3D runs the gamut of gore and sleaze without ever so much as a hint of taking itself seriously. Being so low brow, makes it easy to miss how technically well done and efficiently paced the overall film is, especially as compared to a lot of recent teen horror. Also the film stands out for being actually filmed for 3d, rather than a sloppy post cut conversion; giving a good reason to see it in theaters rather than waiting for a rental.
Rated 29 Aug 2010
coheedCoheed
Rated 25 Aug 2010
50
23rd
On reappraisal, I was harsh on a film which deserves praise for its technical quality; one has to sit through, say, Dinoshark to realise that this has a high bar of quality. Sadly it still doesn't work for me, suffering from a disjointed structure and, despite its 3D penis, aspects which felt compromised than exploitative. The central massacre sequence also feels far too sadistic in tone from what came before, unlike a film like Peter Jackson's Brain Dead where its carnivalesque splatstick.
Rated 25 Aug 2010
johnnyzombieJohnnyZombie
Rated 24 Aug 2010
85
56th
A lot of stupid B-movie fun.
Rated 24 Aug 2010
panzerwolfpanzerwolf
Rated 29 May 2024
55
25th
This is such a stupid and yet such a funny (and fun) movie to watch. It just goes all nuts with the B-horror genre and goes all in with the gore and the boobs. Fun little roles by Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, and Eli Roth. Watching a movie made for 3D these days is kind of awkward - especially not watching them in 3D - but I think in this case it just added to the zany and hilarious feel. It's not a good movie, but it's exactly what it promises to be.
Rated 29 May 2024
walkearthwalkearth
Rated 10 Feb 2024
25
8th
Fun and passes the time. Some over the top and original gore scenes in the latter half. I didn't see it at the cinema, therefore I didn't experience any of the 3D effects - those look pretty dumb on a flat 2D screen. Excessive amounts of flesh shown in the film. No acting, no suspense - just a standard B-movie shark... pardon me, piranha flick, with all the standard tropes that come with this tiresome formulaic Hollywood drivel. A very detailed and morbid party scene, drastic change of pace.
Rated 10 Feb 2024
glumpy99glumpy_99
Rated 27 Dec 2022
88
80th
Like his HILLS remake, Aja is working through a heightened register of go-for-broke tacky tastelessness which will not be everyone’s cup of tea, but if you can understand why his deploying of the Flower Duet during the swimming sequence is so hysterically funny, you'll have the key to appreciating the film proper. A terrific example of sleazy, sadistic trash, done so well that it completely redeems and justifies its grotesque excesses. Nice cameo from Dreyfuss is just the icing on the cake.
Rated 27 Dec 2022
daxvDaxV
Rated 23 Oct 2022
25
15th
This was pretty awful on many fronts, dated in all the worst ways. Very obnoxious, some things made me laugh but I soon grew tired of all the ridiculous crap in this movie. Jerry O' Connell was terrible. I get what they were going for it just didn't work for me brother. I'd rather watch the original.
Rated 23 Oct 2022
sam_quentinsam quentin
Rated 03 Oct 2022
73
39th
Delivers everything you were expecting with plenty of gore, nudity and carnage. The horror elements were genuinely creepy and some moments were really tense. This had some darkly funny moments as well as a talented cast. I have to agree with another reviewer that said that at some point, this one is almost sadistic.
Rated 03 Oct 2022
slaterman2slaterman2
Rated 19 Jul 2021
67
32nd
It wears it's sleaziness on its sleeve, but it's handled with a good dosage of humor and self-awareness. It's a good B-movie. It has a few good laughs and a few gruesome kills. It's just self-aware enough for it to be charming. It's not essential viewing, and definitely not for everyone, but it is entertaining.
Rated 19 Jul 2021
mcproustMCProust
Rated 20 May 2021
71
28th
Never have so many CGI objects been thrown at so many by so few. 'Piranha' is the probable apex of 3D cinema as a form, something between a roller-coaster ride and a porno squeezed into the rough shape of 'Jaws'. That got was made at all is probably not a great sign for our culture, but I have to say I enjoyed it a lot.
Rated 20 May 2021
pianosamaPianoSama
Rated 15 Sep 2020
65
45th
While you have to give this credit for being so shameless in everything it does, that doesn't mean it's good. While I'm usually a big fan of Aja's work, this isn't his finest effort. Despite a solid cast helmed by Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott & Ving Rhames, plus a neat new spin on the original plot, this is a messy clunker that cares more about bad humor & boobies than telling a good story. It's not horrible & still looks great next to The Spawning, but it just isn't as fun as it should be.
Rated 15 Sep 2020
driscarpindriscarpin
Rated 21 Aug 2020
61
34th
Piranha 3D estreava há 10 anos nos EUA. O gore é nojento e divertido, mas me incomoda demais o subtexto moralista em boa parte do cinema de horror, aqui isso fica a cargo dos hedonistas se fodendo. 2D Version CLOWNSEC.
Rated 21 Aug 2020
seethruskinSeethruskin
Rated 07 Jun 2020
4
51st
Tons of fun because Aja knows what he's doing as a director. Like a lot of people have said that beach party sequence is amazing. Paul Scheer has an ability to make anything he says funny for some reason.
Rated 07 Jun 2020
matthagenmatthagen
Rated 22 Mar 2020
49
39th
Seen: 2.
Rated 22 Mar 2020
michaelman99MichaelMan99
Rated 25 Jan 2020
46
14th
Eh, it's good for it is, I guess. I've seen much worse.
Rated 25 Jan 2020
gatoquentegatoquente
Rated 05 May 2019
86
26th
My SCORING: 99-96=Great; 95-90=Very good; 89-85=Good; 84-80=So-so; 79-70=Boring; Below 70=Forget it.
Rated 05 May 2019
bhajansunlobhajansunlo
Rated 13 Feb 2019
55
29th
b movie without the endearing sleaziness
Rated 13 Feb 2019
mwestcottmwestcott
Rated 27 Nov 2018
73
47th
Piranha is glorious, over the top, violent, awesome and a rare remake that not only matches the original, it outshines it.
Rated 27 Nov 2018
evilmangoesEvilMangoes
Rated 13 Jul 2018
1
1st
F
Rated 13 Jul 2018
nyctalopeNyctalope
Rated 04 Apr 2018
58
13th
Exactly what I thought it would be. Cheesy special effects, over-the-top characters, and a CGI penis.
Rated 04 Apr 2018
dakota99Dakota99
Rated 22 Nov 2017
5
42nd
While certainly not a good movie, Piranha checks off all the boxes it sets out to do. From a combination of dumb and crude dialogue, to a plot virtually non existent, very bad CGI, to well...boobs and ass. Piranha is an entertaining one time watch, however it isn't a good movie, but with a synopsis like this, it clearly doesn't set out to be and because of that, makes it better than it has any right to be. Over the top and moderately fun, Piranha 3D is exactly Cable/Netflix level of quality.
Rated 22 Nov 2017
tipar822tipar822
Rated 05 May 2017
50
46th
Just one word: funny.
Rated 05 May 2017
chronooschronoos
Rated 17 Aug 2016
35
14th
funny
Rated 17 Aug 2016
agentsnipeAgentSnipe
Rated 17 Aug 2016
77
49th
It is what it is. The cheesiness is clearly intentional as the film plays with and exaggerates the creature horror flicks of the '70s.
Rated 17 Aug 2016
jarmannJarmann
Rated 15 Oct 2015
65
31st
Nope, 80s horror movies were not as sexy or full of cliches as this. Its too much.
Rated 15 Oct 2015
daveimbodenDaveImboden
Rated 23 Dec 2014
3
25th
i saw this in 3D and it was worth every penny
Rated 23 Dec 2014
realmacgyverRealMacgyver
Rated 11 Aug 2014
60
30th
Big budget Syfy original. Too long in the build up, and too much soft core boobs for me (will appeal to 14 year olds). The Jaws homages were nice, the fact that the people say Piranha instead of PIRANYA like the scientist in the original is a major plus, and spoiler alert there's a nice twist on the usual B movie ending to set up a sequal
Rated 11 Aug 2014
jschlanskyJSchlansky
Rated 28 Jun 2014
70
57th
A very fun ride
Rated 28 Jun 2014
pre1984Pre1984
Rated 03 Jul 2013
21
3rd
I would rather let the Piranhas eat my face off than watch this again. One a plus note Kelly Brook looks FIT.
Rated 03 Jul 2013
stickr84stickr84
Rated 03 Jul 2013
8
0th
Best part of the film was seeing the cocky choad have his man bits chomped on, absolutely dire!
Rated 03 Jul 2013
myfavchordsmyfavchords
Rated 27 Jun 2013
25
2nd
The special effects are beyond bad in this movie, they look really fake and unimpressive. There are many unintentionally funny moments. There are some talented people in the cast but they are wasted in this ridicules movie.
Rated 27 Jun 2013
nick-hamdenNick Hamden
Rated 03 Jun 2013
60
47th
http://gorgview.com/piranha
Rated 03 Jun 2013
arkitectolivArKiTectOliv
Rated 30 May 2013
70
49th
Il se regarde parce qu'il y a de jolies filles. Mais le scénario est tiré par les cheveux.
Rated 30 May 2013
the_pirateThe Pirate
Rated 21 Mar 2013
30
4th
10 points for the suspense of the movie. 20 points for the Jersey Shore culture being eaten by piranhas.
Rated 21 Mar 2013
goldblumingGoldbluming
Rated 08 Mar 2013
84
74th
It's 2022 and this is quite enjoyable
Rated 08 Mar 2013
suture_selfSuture Self
Rated 17 Feb 2013
2
13th
There's a sequence about 2/3rds of the way through that's on par with Saving Private Ryan's Omaha Beach scene.
Rated 17 Feb 2013
alex_wsAlex WS
Rated 19 Jan 2013
54
30th
Wanted to love this, but it was so forgettable.
Rated 19 Jan 2013
adoubleadouble
Rated 31 Oct 2012
70
44th
Better than it has any right to be, mainly because it actually succeeds in having fun with the concept. Ving Rhames is a highlight as usual, and there's just tons of fun cameos in this.
Rated 31 Oct 2012
gokcanzgokcanz
Rated 26 Oct 2012
38
10th
Did I see a pornstar? Expect what expected. Worst ending ever. * Casting, Acting : 4 * Script : 2 * Directing, Aura : 4 * Ease of Viewing : 6 * Naked Eye : 3
Rated 26 Oct 2012
bookhouseboybookhouseboy
Rated 02 Aug 2012
25
19th
Never scary and seldom funny, and the non-BBB eyecandy (Jessica.S and Elisabeth.S) are a lot more watchable than the naked ones; also decent support from C.Lloyd and A.Scott, but overall the enjoyable scenes are too thin-spread. *Preview*: #12#, exp-2*, popcorn, hype, story, (cast), R2.
Rated 02 Aug 2012
ag0stomesmerAg0stoMesmer
Rated 31 Jul 2012
1
20th
Tedious attempt at a fun B movie. Only Lloyd seemed to be having any fun at all. A straight up remake with this cast and technical nous could've been cool but skip this.
Rated 31 Jul 2012
treyatwoodTreyAtwood
Rated 17 May 2012
62
28th
Gore and good looking unintelligent shallow people. This is nice.
Rated 17 May 2012
nofearnofear
Rated 15 May 2012
80
77th
Cracking film. Was a bit dubious before hand knowing it was a low budget affair. Surprisingly fun through out, doesn't take its self too seriously and wins. Jaws references throughout and the make up department must have been on overtime. Can't wait to see the sequal. I suspect this will drag on for a few years yet.
Rated 15 May 2012
ytmnytmn
Rated 14 May 2012
74
45th
Entertaining film to watch, what's with the longish gratuitous T&A and the over-the-top no holds barred gore and mutilation. CGI piranhas looked so damn fake. There were a few scenes so ridiculously cheesy I was cringing and grinning at the same time. Otherwise, everything is pretty much standard fare (i.e. crap) and none of the characters made any impression on me.
Rated 14 May 2012
llettiereLLettiere
Rated 05 Mar 2012
10
3rd
The kind of crap that should never be made. And i've had it with 3D! God Damn
Rated 05 Mar 2012
cameron326cameron326
Rated 08 Feb 2012
65
37th
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!
Rated 08 Feb 2012
spanksSpanks
Rated 08 Jan 2012
30
19th
Nothing but senseless, stupid exploitation. It really isn't that funny and the gore is well done yet overtly ridiculous. But there are some sweet, sweet sugar tits and that I cannot fault.
Rated 08 Jan 2012
travisbickleTravisbickle
Rated 05 Jan 2012
95
82nd
Hilarious as well as irreverent,gruesome as well as cheeky! Great adult popcorn movie!
Rated 05 Jan 2012
chmulcr0nchmul_cr0n
Rated 25 Dec 2011
75
79th
lame characters and plot, but man...the unnecessary brutality of this movie always brings me to tears. literally. i rarely laugh that hard.
Rated 25 Dec 2011
yogYoG
Rated 16 Dec 2011
64
18th
Nice gore, boring story
Rated 16 Dec 2011
jordanligejordanlige
Rated 07 Dec 2011
100
51st
very good movie 10 out of 10
Rated 07 Dec 2011
jthuskyjthusky
Rated 27 Nov 2011
46
19th
Self-aware and over-the-top, but delves too deep and is too visceral. Feels more like watching a war movie than a horror movie; it's draining and hard to watch.
Rated 27 Nov 2011
slantmagSlantMag
Rated 20 Oct 2011
30
78th
"Piranha 3D proves a worthy heir to its brazen exploitation-cinema forefathers." - Nick Schager
Rated 20 Oct 2011
redactedredacted
Rated 10 Oct 2011
35
11th
Ving Rhames's unnecessary self sacrifice says it all.
Rated 10 Oct 2011
moribunnyMoribunny
Rated 25 Sep 2011
20
10th
Has one standout feature: Kelly Brook and Riley Steele cavort underwater entirely nude, in what is easily one of the most erotic (softcore) scenes I've ever seen. Eye-candy isn't limited to t&a, as there is also a ludicrous degree of gore. But like most summer blockbusters, Piranha 3d, a remake of a Jaws ripoff, is too lame for words.
Rated 25 Sep 2011
tvfilm_hubTV+Film-Hub
Rated 18 Sep 2011
3
18th
Most ridiculously over the top film I have seen in... possibly my life!
Rated 18 Sep 2011
wayofthegunwayofthegun
Rated 12 Sep 2011
20
1st
Maybe I had the wrong expectations going into this movie, but it is just ridiculous. Terrible writing, one-dimensional characters, corny special effects. It's too loud and too uninteresting.
Rated 12 Sep 2011
afx237viafx237vi
Rated 10 Aug 2011
15
3rd
A bit like Jaws, only without any of the character development or dramatic tension. OK... not like Jaws. A bit like Girls Gone Wild, only with flesh-eating fish and Doc from Back to the Future. That's more like it. It's really stupid and extremely gory, but I was surprised by how bad the CGI was, considering it makes up a large portion of the film. The underwater scenes in particular look really cheap and crappy. It says a lot that the two best actors in this film are both about 10 years old.
Rated 10 Aug 2011
kingcautiKingCauti
Rated 04 Aug 2011
48
32nd
Over the top and hilarious.
Rated 04 Aug 2011
glmissexyglm_is_sexy
Rated 15 Jul 2011
53
9th
52.500
Rated 15 Jul 2011
guy-piranhaguy piranha
Rated 08 Jun 2011
55
31st
they took my penis!
Rated 08 Jun 2011
filmfreak88filmfreak88
Rated 26 May 2011
40
15th
The most satisfaction I got from this film was from watching those dumb-asses get eaten by piranhas. The rest is a mess. It did attempt to unabashedly channel some B-movie sensibilities but the terrible major characters and the "not crazy enough" plot prevents it from becoming a guilty pleasure.
Rated 26 May 2011
chemical404chemical404
Rated 23 Apr 2011
31
13th
You can say film art have gona a long way, when you watch a remake of a ripoff. Doesn't share much with Joe Dante's Piranha except, well, piranhas. I wasn't really prepared for this MUCH gore. I'm sorry, but dick scene IS TOO MUCH. Mindless fun without as much fun as there could have been.
Rated 23 Apr 2011

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