Pieces

Don't touch my erotic puzzles ...bitch.

I love this filthy little Spanish slasher flick. It's about a chainsaw killer chopping up coeds to create his dream woman out of their various parts. Plenty of skin, gore, and terrible acting. Also features a totally random kung fu attack and the immortal line "The greatest thing in the world is fucking on a water bed and smoking pot at the same time". A terrible movie, but a sentimental fave.

Is that a chainsaw or are you just happy to see me?

Chopping up hot college chicks with a chainsaw truly is The American Dream. Loved the eternally scowling groundskeeper and the final seconds. Man, what a way to end a movie!

It's exactly what you think it is.

Can't say I hated this Yes it has horrible dialogue and dubbing and the acting is bad at best But if you want to talk good old blood and gore This is where the movie shines The most brutal kill on the waterbed

Pieces is unintentionally hilarious. A ridiculously fun poorly made, cliche ridden mess with comically bad acting and strange story.

For fans of 80's horror B-movie trash, this Spanish exploitation slasher is infamous for its terrible dialogue, blunt gore, and its self-aware advertising, by marketing it as being "exactly what you think it is", which is also great for anybody not looking to spend time/money on a cheap, gory, so-bad-it's-good, low-rent horror movie. So you have to ask yourself, "exactly what do YOU think it is", cause I know I got what I paid for.

As solid an entry into the slasher canon as there ever was

Mediocre 80s horror with the ADR work of a 70s kung fu flick for good measure. What I learned from this movie: Penis.

Gleefully moronic and utterly tasteless cheapo slasher with so many random outbursts and ridiculous twists-that-aren't-really that it all adds up to a delirious anti-masterpiece. You need this movie in your life.

the mystery/suspense parts are worthless, but the amazingly WTF first and last couple of minutes are what make this a classic. oh and... BASTARDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

This is a horrible movie, technically speaking one of the worst I've seen, but it is just so much fun. Pieces fails at what it tries to do, but succeeds in the unintentional feat of being absolutely hilarious. Full of random hysterical moments to name just one there is a random kung fu scene by a character that is never seen or mentioned before or after. Pieces is the perfect example of how a bad horror film can be incredibly enjoyable. Live group viewing: https://youtu.be/Asb3RqRcoiM

Like the best of trashy cinema, this exists in its own illogical world.

The only thing I really remember from this by-the-numbers slasher is the most random kong-fu scene in movie history.

BASTARD!!!

What a terrible, terrible movie. So many bizarre and unexplained things, the fucking Bruce Lee cameo, the horrible dialogues; its shitty gory deaths are the only enjoyable thing

Just some good ol' slasher fun that's best enjoyed not thinking about all the irrationalities. Or like it famous tag line says: "It's exactly what you think it is!".

Giallo inspired low budget trash that somehow works.

Just pure hateful, silly trash.

BASSSSSSSSTARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Its crass, exploitative and has some very awkward acting from the cast, but this infamous slasher is not so bad its good; its a solidly made film which goes into some bizarre areas that sets it above other movies in its genre. Compare it to the director's later film Slugs (1988) and this looks like a masterpiece. The memorability of the moments in this, including one of the strangest non-seqeuter possible involving 'bad chow mein', are immensely entertaining.

If you're a fan of unadulterated sleaze, you can't go wrong with this unintentionally hilarious Spanish slasher. From the flashback opening (set in the '40s but featuring a push-button phone) to the ridiculous double-shock ending (in which randy hero Sera is castrated by the grisly human puzzle come to life -- whoops, sorry!), this is a guaranteed piss for all gross-out and Mr. and Mrs. George completists.

Pieces is really bad, but holy hell if it doesn't have a handful of the most unexpected moments in film history. Never saw 'em coming! Leslie Nielsen's twin and especially super-sized Bud Spencer are great, too.

Ridiculous almost to the point of parody.

Delivers the gore and nudity you’d hope for from an early 80s college slasher flick - however, the fact that literally every single line in the movie is (BADLY!) dubbed over despite most of the main cast being American and speaking English is literally one of the most distracting things I’ve ever seen in any movie ever. Did they just not have any sound equipment on set or something? What the fuck?

Extremely dumb slasher with sort of funny ADR. This is only enjoyable if you watch it with people. The less said about how it treats its female characters, the better.

O terror da serra elétrica estreava há 40 anos na Itália. Tenho estudado tanto que não me tem sobrado tempo para os filmes, inclusive nem deu mais para fazer mais os 30 dias de Godard, mas porque é sábado vi esse mezzo slasher, mezzo giallo espanhol para relaxar. Rá! Enfim, também é aniversário de Boogie Nights e deveria o ter revisto, não sou muito fã de slasher e esse aqui, apesar de europeu, tem mais esse pé americanizado do que a questão europeia dos giallos. Box Versátil Slashers Volume 3

Average

so incredibly stupid and inept, but i guess it does have some charm to it. it's still trash though.

2021'de #IzlediğimFilmler : 275.Pieces (1982) Korku sinemasının en sıra dışı kung fu dövüş sahnesi için bile izlenir. Kült klasik.

Fills an extremely specific type of trashy horror, but when that's what you're looking for, it certainly delivers. The 5-second cameo of a Chinese guy, the flood of inexplicable twists in the final minutes, the spectacularly awful dubbing where none of the lip syncing matches and the audio sounds like it's from a late night Buzzr game show rerun...mint.

Top badass moment? Bbaassttaarrdd!! This movie provides a salient reminder of just how obsessive people can get over jigsaw puzzles. The plot: a chainsaw (for which a fedora isn't appropriate PPE) is used to cut up random characters in various states of undress. (Annoyingly I couldn’t work out what make/model it was; probably need the Blu-ray for that.) Also watch out for the totally random kung-fu guy, plus poor examples of parenting and saw operation. 3 decapitations, 1 chainsaw and no cats.

A strange, silly oddity of 80's horror, it's just under 90 minutes of unapologetic, unadulterated schlock that, as its tagline implies, is exactly what you think it is. Lifeless characters, terrible acting, terrible production, plenty of gratuitous nudity & a plot that makes absolutely no sense and never tries to are all things that make up this disaster of a slasher. Some elements of so-bad-it's-good fun are there, but they're outweighed by the parts that are just plain bad.

I don't think I understood this film. Did he put the jigsaw pieces together when he killed or did he find the pieces when he killed? It wasn't made very clear. BASTARD! This is what I love about 80s slasher; it was so confusing and trashy but I loved it. And the Kung-fu professor scene?

Just a wonderful viewing experience. A film that contains so many head scratching moments that you can't help but to have a good time. The direction, at times, is pretty great, and then it is followed up by random kung-fu sequence. There are some really impressive gore elements, which, if nothing else, is worth catching this seminal slasher.

Classic slasher, not a classic cult one.

As hateful as it is goofy.

A bit of creativity at times, but it's a gorefest which I don't like and the production values are terrible, particularly the dubbing.

An otherwise bland movie that just happens to have some amazing kills to make it a memorable slasher.

56.000

Just good, trashy sleaze.

Has some jaw droppingly hilarious moments but it fails as a horror, gore, B-movie or even as a good bad movie, it's just boring.

41.375

Occasionally very funny, but a tad slow with very low production values.

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I always liked that Flick.

"Terrible movie. And a definite must-see. Plus the DVD is surprisingly rich and moist."