Picasso Trigger

Let's talk about embarrassment. First off, I bought this movie in an Andy Sidaris box set at a Half-Price Books, where the clerk had to open six individual cases and place the discs inside, each cover containing an evermore revealing scantily clad lady. Secondly, I passed an opportunity to finally see The Lives of Others in order to watch this ridiculous skin flick. Worst of all, while watching it I actually said out loud to Harold Diamond, "You're better than this." Shameful.

There are tits and explosions. Okay Andy do what's the plot. There are tits and explosions! Andy Sidaris I will meet you again in another yabbo soaked paradise flick.

Completely stupid and ridiculous but oh so entertaining. I'm generally not a big fan of Andy Sidaris films but this one was fun.

Amateurish in every respect. It's jam-packed with some of the cheesiest acting and action you've ever seen. Pretty much every 80's action movie stereotype is packed into this film. Some of the women are hot and it's so bad that you can laugh at it, so that sets it above being completely abysmal.