One Million Years B.C.

A working class dude from the wrong side of town gets kicked out by his old man, moves to the coast and falls in with a hippie arts commune. He can teach them how to live, but can they teach him how to love? That's really what this movie is, but with dinosaurs and boobs. Awesome.

Who doesn't like Raquel Welch in a furry bikini? And i like the animation!

Its watchable. The original was more interesting as it was somewhat innovative. This has harryhausen behind it which is the highlight, but it also has flash Gordonlike giant iguana shots...

Complete tits in both ways. "jay-licker-roh" indeed. Racquel Welsh does look fit in the bikini though. One to watch if you have the flu and can't follow complex plots.

Catfight. That is all.

A relatively good movie over all but it seemed too long and I wasn't the biggest fan of the soundtrack. I feel that the movie would've been better had they either cut out all the dinosaur/giant animal scenes or made them the focal point because as is it just seemed like a mishmash.

okay movie

Although it definitely feels too long, this still impressed me. I didn't know it's a remake, so, to me, it seemed almost experimental for its time. Even though we're following primitives who barely speak & whose only goal is to survive there's actual character arcs & a meaningful plot that ends w/ 2 tribes plausibly coming together. Whenever I started to get bored, a new problem would arrive. Hammer goes all out too w/ classic Harryhausen efx, explosions & even some stones & sticks to the score

A terrible movie, but so Deeply Cheesy that it's impossible to take your eyes off of. Good Scenery in the person of Racqel, and a coupla good stop-motion mawnstahs. Fascinating, Jim . . .

The boobs are worth 5 points each - the rest deserves zero.

The Harryhausen creatures have a certain charm but the rest was pretty awful.

Passes the time.

ok

10 extra points for Ray Harryhausen's animation.

Feature-length adaptation of the "Dawn of Man" prologue from 2001: A Space Odyssey, except the apes are scraggly cavemen and the obelisk is (a suspiciously well-groomed) Raquel Welch. If we're to give the benefit of the doubt in regards to historical accuracy here, the women of ancient times clearly went through great pains to hide the soap and combs they were using from any and all men. I think the Caveman vs Rex battle has to be the slickest of Harryhausen's I've seen. What a fella!