Nukie

"NUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" *repeat ad nauseum*

There is no God. There is only Nukie.

The most awful movie I've ever seen. The most terrible movie ever made. Painful to watch. You have to see it to see how bad a movie can be.

At first, this South African E.T. ripoff is just boring, with a pair of really shoddy-looking aliens crashing on Earth, one captured by American scientists while the other (Nukie) explores Africa aimlessly in search of his companion. Then, after Nukie befriends a couple of African children, the whole thing collapses into minimally-budgeted semi-coherency, with just a dash of racism. After what feels like forever (thanks to some useless subplots), all ends happily. Especially for the viewer.

Of all the ET-like rip-offs, this is the worst. It tries to give us some sort of "Be good to all your fellow man whether black or white also don't fuck up the environment either, cheers" message but what it actually is an irritating low budget monstrosity that is collectively worse than the Nukie puppet has been constructed.

Clearly ripped off Akira with how many times the two main characters scream each other's names. RLM did a service for humanity by destroying as many VHS of this disaster as they could.