Nightmare at Noon

It's best to watch this movie at noon. Not because it makes the shitty plot or horrible acting any better, but at least the movie title will then make some actual sense.

Nico Mastorakis, yes, that Nico Mastorakis, is at it again as he merges a zombie outbreak movie with a man vs. helicopter nonsensical caper. The zombie stuff is alright but there's a middle slog where they're either explaining how the outbreak started or establishing the villainous helicopter for the final showdown. Then there's the showdown and it's not really worth it unless you really like Bo Hopkins, which I do. He's a Chuck Conners that could have a love interest without making people puke.

The replicant from that movie with Han Solo in it poisons the water supply of a remote Nevada town, turning all who drink it into violent killing machines that bleed that awesome green slime your mom refused to buy you when you were a kid. A drifter, a Hollywood lawyer, and the sheriff's cute daughter join together to save the town by killing most of its residents with shotguns. 80s shlock at its finest.

Title comes from what the producer penciled in his day planner on the day Wings Hauser came in. (Wings Hauser is a mutant)

Not that great. Has a few good things like unnecessary explosions, crazy Charlie and green goo. And like TimeCapsule said, it's basicly GTA5 online.

This 80s sci-fi/action B-movie is a cheesy good time. After an evil albino "Colonel Sanders" poisons the water supply and cuts off all communication and chance of escaping, the town of "Canyonland" devolves into an online session of "Grad Theft Auto". Featuring all the random destruction and murder you would expect when playing "GTA" our heroes must band together to defeat the evil government agents. Come for the terrible one-liners and explosions stay for legitimate helicopter dog fight finale.

All points go towards the Rifftrax. THE RELOADENING!