Nightmare Weekend

Incomprehensible and incompetent don't even begin to describe this mess. It's like the fever dream of what a coked-out avant-garde European filmmaker thinks an American '80s slasher should be.

Even the wikipedia plot outline has no idea what the hell happened in this. Dale Midkiff getting outacted by a hand puppet.

STEM’s worst nightmare. The first half of the film is a brilliant, insane, gratuitous nonsense of homoerotic bikers, telepathic A.I. in the form of a clown hand-puppet, and a college co-ed having her sexual awakening watching another girl get knocked up on an arcade cabinet. Any proper synopsis or linear notes amounts to having a seizure. When it inevitably slows down for sweaty Florida body grinding set to Motel 6 elevator music, it of course suffers, because Florida.

I've seen a lot of bad movies, & I've seen a lot of so-bad-they're-amazing movies. This one is neither the worst of the worst nor the best of the worst. but it comes incredibly close to the former. The acting is horrendous by all involved, the pacing feels sluggish despite the 86 minute runtime, and- I cannot stress this enough, by the way- there is barely any semblance of plot. Things happen & characters exist, but the point behind any of it is scarcely mentioned. Don't bother with this one.