Monster Trucks

I'm not sure if there's an indecipherable amount of genius in the stupidity or a glaring amount of idiocy within the brilliance of this idea. If you say, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" out loud you can immediately recognize the patent absurdity of it while simultaneously acknowledging its sure fired success. This is no different. I'm sorry that a third of my reviews now feature key words, "father," "vicarious," and "__ year old," but this thing WORKED. Plan: Cowboys vs. Aliens. Awww shucks!

There's something about seeing Danny Glover in a wheelchair that just tickles me. He's just too old for this shit!

I am being generous since I take it as a kid movie, though must say I thought it would be worse. The ideas are dumb but still have original twists, the product placement is hilariously blatant, the CGI has its moments, the action scenes have stuff I've never seen before, some of the characters are entertaining in their ways... I think some kids could like it, especially if they like monsters and/or trucks

With a core idea so brilliantly absurd that I can scarcely believe that it's not based on some preexisting toy line, and a completely passable set of characters, ideas, and set pieces, "Monster Trucks" is inoffensively enjoyable, a film that has no greater aspirations than to be a divertingly fun way to pass 100 minutes for both parents and children alike, and honestly, it mostly pulls it off.

This is FUN, oh my gosh the creature is adorable! Thomas Lennon is wonderfully Thomas Lennon. What more do you need? Lookit the creature's adorableness, is so cute d'aww its a big baby!

ger; [Monster Trucks]; aus einem Bohrloch entkommen ölfressende, aber freundliche kreaturen und helfen einem jungen seinen monstertruck zum fahren zu bringen - doch eine Ölfirma jagt sie.;

Sure, it's dumb. But also great fun.

Trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks

I can handle stupid, I can handle bad, but once you add boring to the mix I checked out.

Surpassed my expectations by miles but only because I was expecting trash.

It was light-hearted fun. Don't expect a masterpiece, but it's not a turd either.

Worthwhile time passer to watch a movie with your sons.

Based on it's reputation I was expecting Monster Trucks (2016) to be a total trainwreck. But it's actually quite cool. Follows the classic family movie formula, like Spielberg would have done. Okay, perhaps not as polished or original, but it's one the entire family enjoyed. Who wouldn't want a ugly slimy monster in their car?!

It's a little weird how kids movies have way better cgi than the....other kids movies. ....dammit...let me rephrase that. It's kinda funny how nowadays all the really expensive movies for children have way better cgi creatures than all the ridiculously expensive movies for 13-year-olds. I'm not saying it's amazing, I'm just surprised it doesn't look shitty.

Decent special effects are not enough to even remotely redeem an otherwise worthless waste of time and money. Monster Trucks is an early frontrunner for worst movie of the year - given how long its release was delayed, it probably would have been smarter to save face and just shelve it. This is a poorly acted, thinly written movie with terrible characters, lackluster action, awful attempts at jokes, and a mishandled message. It cost $125 million to make.