Mistress of the Apes

A complete failure, both as a movie and as a piece of exploitation. With schlockmeister Larry Buchanan at the helm, it goes without saying that the writing, acting, and even film stock and dubbing are terrible. The poster promises abundant nudity but the movie delivers very little. With a title like that, you're meant to wonder: Does she? She does, but the scene in question is far more ridiculous than titillating. There are much better female-Tarzan movies out there, don't waste your time here.

I've been looking for a certain kind of schlock. I will continue looking.

Crap