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Meet the Spartans

Meet the Spartans

2008
Comedy, War
1h 27m
The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing by leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 - count 'em, 13! -- Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). (20th Century Fox)

Directed by:

Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg

Screenwriter:

Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg

Starring:

Method Man, Jim Piddock, Diedrich Bader, Carmen Electra, Phil Morris, Kevin Sorbo, Ken Davitian, Sean Maguire, Nicole Parker, Travis Van Winkle, Jareb Dauplaise

Genres:

Comedy, War

Country:

USA

Language:

English
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Meet the Spartans

2008
Comedy, War
1h 27m
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shmendrekShmendrek
Rated 03 Feb 2008
0
0th
This is, hands down, the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. I'm actually planning to go back and raise all of my other "0" ratings so that Meet the Spartans is alone at the bottom, where it belongs.
Rated 03 Feb 2008
roujinroujin
Rated 29 Jan 2008
0
0th
lol dis movie is funy. like wen evar dey made refrence 2 american idle or sumthing liek dat it made me laugh stuff and lol. i rly liked all the stuf wit carmen electra. she hawt! But 4 realz, I actually tried to watch this and couldn't even get past the first five minutes. It is painful. PAINFUL!
Rated 29 Jan 2008
doctor7doctor7
Rated 14 Jun 2008
3
0th
Sweet mother of mercy there is no way this can be conceived as good. I really want to know who the target audience because I swear you need to have supremely low intelligence to find this movie humorous. I didn't laugh once. I smirked one time in 60 minutes. Oh yes, the movie is about 60 minutes long and it feels like a life time. I can't believe that a 300 parody was so bad because 300, despite being awesome, is so ripe to be made fun of.
Rated 14 Jun 2008
luna6ixLuna6ix
Rated 12 Jan 2011
17
0th
I can't believe I watched the whole thing, all in hope that maybe, just maybe, one of the jokes would be good. The biggest shame about this movie is that it's so unfathomably bad, that younger generations will never believe us when we tell them how bad it is. On top of that, all the humor is so rooted in current events that all of the unfunny jokes in this movie will be completely lost on anybody too young to remember the 2000's.
Rated 12 Jan 2011
tearsofashtearsofash
Rated 30 May 2008
3
0th
Very unfuny. While it's prequel "Epic Movie" was very very dumb, this was just like a water hose of stupid just hosing you down with unfunny pop culture rferences in all the wrong places. Ugh. Don't watch this. Even if you think, "Oh I just need to see how bad it is." Not this time, I'm warning you. Though there are some funny parts AFTER the movie.
Rated 30 May 2008
backwardsuitbackwardsuit
Rated 24 Apr 2018
20
1st
I was hesitant to put up this rating since I watched the thing on an airplane and switched it off after 30 mins. Just in case anyone is wondering though, the thing is not preferable to experiencing a hysterical child scream and vomit next to you for 6 hours.
Rated 24 Apr 2018
nathandarkoNathanDarko
Rated 08 Sep 2008
5
2nd
Holy Crap...
Rated 08 Sep 2008
amazedemonamazedemon
Rated 18 Aug 2014
9
0th
When the post credit footage is as long as the movie itself, you know something is wrong. There is absolutely nothing redeemable about this atrocity, including your time. Be warned!
Rated 18 Aug 2014
muzak66muzak66
Rated 04 Mar 2010
10
3rd
10pts for Carmen Electra.
Rated 04 Mar 2010
tripwyreTripwyre
Rated 25 Jan 2009
3
0th
As of my writing this, it's been nearly 6 months since we were last subjected to the unimiginative drivel of Friedberg and Seltzer. Could it be?!? Are we finally free of their wicked clutches?!? Perhaps there is a god after all... I know no one has a gun to my head forcing me to watch this crap, but their suicide-enducing ad campaigns are inescapable. Honestly I haven't even seen this film, just a YouTube "highlight" video. If those are your highlights, you're fucked.
Rated 25 Jan 2009
glumpy99glumpy_99
Rated 13 Oct 2020
16
1st
Disclaimer - I thought this was the movie with Crispin Glover as Willy Wonka, so I eagerly awaited at least one inspired scene in the morass, alas... Tired and repetitive spoof film hammers home an alarmingly limited number of gags (the infinite pit and "You Got Served" drag on for what seems like forever). A tough one to score - its not abrasively unlikable and functions as a background drone, but it is shoddily made and borders on incompetent film-making at times. Make of that what you will.
Rated 13 Oct 2020
luordluord
Rated 07 Aug 2017
0
0th
No redeemable qualities in this mockery of a "movie".
Rated 07 Aug 2017
buffratingsbuffratings
Rated 01 Aug 2017
14
1st
Meet the Spartans is a tiring, unfunny experience.
Rated 01 Aug 2017
realmacgyverRealMacgyver
Rated 12 Dec 2016
10
0th
fuck sake
Rated 12 Dec 2016
hiromiyamotohiromiyamoto
Rated 20 Sep 2016
0
1st
Holy pointless collection of internet memes, Batman!
Rated 20 Sep 2016
recklessmessrecklessmess
Rated 29 Sep 2015
6
4th
Because homophobic jokes are always funny when you're older than 6.
Rated 29 Sep 2015
myfavchordsmyfavchords
Rated 21 Dec 2011
8
0th
This is a horrible unfunny movie. This movie is filled with pop culture references that go nowhere. Avoid this one.
Rated 21 Dec 2011
midlandmidland
Rated 06 Oct 2011
8
1st
Appaling. To think that this is what the original Scary Movie has led to
Rated 06 Oct 2011
schizotoastschizotoast
Rated 09 Sep 2011
2
0th
Cannot even comprehend the fact that I watched this.
Rated 09 Sep 2011
el_tomoEl Tomo
Rated 09 Mar 2011
0
0th
I walked out on this movie, and its the only movie I have ever walked out on.
Rated 09 Mar 2011
vespera23vespera23
Rated 05 Feb 2011
10
1st
Kevin Sorbo sacrificed what was left of his career to let me laugh 2 or 3 times throughout the film.
Rated 05 Feb 2011
jakefaceJakeFace
Rated 29 Dec 2010
0
1st
imagine scary movie, but instead of parodying countless horror flick cliches it parodies countless movies about the battle of thermopylae from 2007 cliches. wait, what?
Rated 29 Dec 2010
tomskaTomSka
Rated 28 Sep 2010
3
1st
The single worst film I've ever seen. Ranked No.1 on my "Films I wish I could un-see" list.
Rated 28 Sep 2010
ewp805ewp805
Rated 27 Mar 2010
2
0th
Shit. Thank goodness it is so short.
Rated 27 Mar 2010
frankswildfrankswild
Rated 28 Nov 2009
0
0th
I don't usually have the experience of hating a movie so much that I turn it off in anger.
Rated 28 Nov 2009
okkervilOkkervil
Rated 01 Aug 2009
1
1st
Fuck me this is awful! You know when Sean fucking Maguire is you lead actor that something is seriously fucking wrong. Should have stuck to EastEnders Sean lad.
Rated 01 Aug 2009
saucyjacksaucyjack
Rated 11 Jul 2009
10
0th
Quite possibly the worst film I have ever seen. Simply unreleasable and unwatchable.
Rated 11 Jul 2009
wicheWiche
Rated 23 Feb 2009
12
1st
Made me laugh 3 or 4 times. And Carmen Electra is hot. So far the positive things about this movie. There are a lot of things which annoyed me in this movie but if I have to name one: all those references to commercials. I really hated this.
Rated 23 Feb 2009
jebJeb
Rated 26 Jul 2008
0
2nd
Better than Epic Movie, but still....
Rated 26 Jul 2008
kavuKavu
Rated 11 May 2008
0
0th
One of the worst movies ever made. The badness is simply beyond description.
Rated 11 May 2008
mohkoMohko
Rated 23 Mar 2008
0
0th
It's amazing how many stupid, unfunny and idiotic jokes they managed to cram in. Movie runs for only 60 minutes but even that is too much.
Rated 23 Mar 2008
askailAskail
Rated 14 Mar 2008
10
0th
I can't forgive the american film industry for producing an abomination of the worst degree like this.
Rated 14 Mar 2008
tj_monsterTJ monster
Rated 26 May 2024
40
8th
Funny film. One of the better parodies
Rated 26 May 2024
war_machineWar Machine
Rated 22 May 2024
80
78th
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Rated 22 May 2024
doughbarondoughbaron
Rated 16 Mar 2021
20
2nd
Exercise caution when letting your 12-year-old pick a movie to see.
Rated 16 Mar 2021
cmf1011cmf1011
Rated 24 Jan 2021
85
37th
Very funny parody
Rated 24 Jan 2021
pfightmasterPfightmaster
Rated 09 Apr 2018
0
0th
Just no.
Rated 09 Apr 2018
mwestcottmwestcott
Rated 08 Jan 2018
21
5th
No one is going to say this movie is good. At least from a critic standpoint. However there are a few clever laughs to be had here and there.
Rated 08 Jan 2018
movie_houseMovie House
Rated 02 Nov 2017
10
4th
Waste of time and space.
Rated 02 Nov 2017
dreamyguydreamyGuy
Rated 26 Aug 2017
68
7th
Movie for passing your time.... It is funny at times... It is a parody movie! Don't think it will be even remotely matching the original!
Rated 26 Aug 2017
ceyhunk26ceyhunk26
Rated 05 Oct 2015
4
1st
Plot 0/20 Fiction 0/20 Casting/Acting 0/20 Worldbuilding 3/20 Entertainment 1/20
Rated 05 Oct 2015
qwershadyqwershady
Rated 31 Jan 2014
30
7th
iki kere güldüm
Rated 31 Jan 2014
glm01glm01
Rated 26 Aug 2013
28
0th
28.000
Rated 26 Aug 2013
hofschneiderHofschneider
Rated 19 Mar 2013
61
15th
Actually, the first 30 minutes are quite funny.
Rated 19 Mar 2013
joeywashoutJoey_Washout
Rated 09 Jan 2013
0
0th
I once had a roommate who loved Friedberg and Seltzer movies. He bought them all. He watched them constantly. It took every ounce of my self control to keep from murdering him in his sleep.
Rated 09 Jan 2013
mich8bspmich8bsp
Rated 04 Jan 2013
0
0th
Number of times I laughed
Rated 04 Jan 2013
thesaberfoolTheSaberfool
Rated 20 Nov 2012
0
0th
No.
Rated 20 Nov 2012
foxyrussianFoxyRussian
Rated 02 Oct 2012
4
2nd
Well....you turned on a camera. That has to be worth some points. And it's not the worst movie I've seen. So I guess these 4 points are just to put it ahead of other crap....I guess...
Rated 02 Oct 2012
brandonsbrandons
Rated 10 Jul 2012
16
1st
A tired, unfunny, offensive waste of time, Meet the Spartans scrapes the bottom of the cinematic barrel.
Rated 10 Jul 2012
glmglm
Rated 28 Jun 2012
28
1st
28.000
Rated 28 Jun 2012
kramyessevKramYessev
Rated 23 Jan 2012
13
2nd
Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rated 23 Jan 2012
jptremorsJPTremors
Rated 04 Dec 2011
2
2nd
One unfunny skit or gag after another. This movie doesn't even make it to bad, its horrendous.
Rated 04 Dec 2011
gnalkhereGnalkhere
Rated 28 Nov 2011
5
0th
There is only ONE good joke in this entire film, and every time I hate myself for laughing about it when it crosses my mind; it's when Xerxes brings out his army and multiplies with a blue screen. That's the only funny joke in this entire movie. The rest is bog.
Rated 28 Nov 2011
cmfCMF
Rated 27 Nov 2011
0
1st
It is unfortunate that I cannot give negative ratings on this site.
Rated 27 Nov 2011
greatscott85GreatScott85
Rated 29 Apr 2011
0
0th
Just flat-out gave up about 25 minutes in. I almost never do that.
Rated 29 Apr 2011
deskyetDeskyet
Rated 09 Mar 2011
18
1st
Ena ali dve posrečeni finti. Ostalo je ološ
Rated 09 Mar 2011
slantmagSlantMag
Rated 15 Jan 2011
20
41st
"Is its purported idiocy put to a worthwhile use, or is this just another stale retreat of MADtv?" - Rob Humanick
Rated 15 Jan 2011
kebramonekeb_ramone
Rated 10 Jan 2011
10
1st
Filme horrível, piadas sem graça, roteiro inexistente, péssimos atores, produção horrenda.
Rated 10 Jan 2011
tsvetetsvete
Rated 07 Jan 2011
88
50th
1
Rated 07 Jan 2011
gorejunkygorejunky
Rated 19 Aug 2010
30
4th
I only rated it this high because there were a (very) few good jokes but not enough to rate higher. Some of the gags go on way too long and just were too stupid. Skip this.
Rated 19 Aug 2010
djrossdjross
Rated 17 Aug 2010
15
0th
Score based on partial viewing.
Rated 17 Aug 2010
mr_filmMr. Film
Rated 25 Jul 2010
0
0th
Terribly awful.
Rated 25 Jul 2010
confengconfeng
Rated 07 Jul 2010
6
2nd
Is that a "movie"? I'd say long duration home-made video.
Rated 07 Jul 2010
velvet_croweVelvet Crowe
Rated 03 Jun 2010
1
0th
Oh hey guys, lets shoot out a bunch of popular jokes from the internet that have stopped being funny years ago to try to get the audience's funny bone. That'll make our movie a classic!
Rated 03 Jun 2010
mwgerbmwgerb
Rated 26 Mar 2010
4
0th
There are two things I liked about this: it's short, and everyone dies.
Rated 26 Mar 2010
katelynkatelyn
Rated 18 Mar 2010
10
1st
I guess there were a few funny bits, but there were VERY FEW. Would not recommend to anyone, ever.
Rated 18 Mar 2010
aneyaney
Rated 16 Mar 2010
3
0th
My score is based on watching about 5 minutes of this crapfest. The guys who made this need to stop making ''movies''.... NOW!
Rated 16 Mar 2010
kritikiwiKritikiwi
Rated 14 Mar 2010
0
3rd
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Rated 14 Mar 2010
juicybitchJuicyBitch
Rated 08 Mar 2010
0
2nd
WTF?!
Rated 08 Mar 2010
wolfwoodeWolfwoode
Rated 24 Feb 2010
0
0th
Utter failure. A movie that summarizes America's ills.
Rated 24 Feb 2010
fudgiebfudgieb
Rated 23 Feb 2010
3
1st
Other than Britney Spears getting kicked into the pit whilst shaving her head, there was very little funny about this movie.
Rated 23 Feb 2010
filman7filman7
Rated 21 Feb 2010
4
1st
One of the biggest pieces of crap to ever come out of Hollywood.
Rated 21 Feb 2010
touristTourist
Rated 29 Dec 2009
0
0th
Tries to break out a laugh and fails miserably
Rated 29 Dec 2009
iconoclastIconoclast
Rated 17 Dec 2009
0
0th
Caught some of this on a bored day of channel surfing. Somehow stumbled onto something even worse than lifetime movies in this.
Rated 17 Dec 2009
spokowapSpokoWap
Rated 25 Sep 2009
30
6th
Nie taki koszmarek co Epic Movie, ale rowniez ponizej oczekiwan. Kilka razy nawet w pewnym stopniu smieszy (parodia GTA), lecz humor jest zdecydowanie zbyt niskich lotow, a calosc trwa...niespelna 60 minut. Moze to i dobrze ;)
Rated 25 Sep 2009
thedicemanTheDiceman
Rated 15 Sep 2009
1
0th
I was tied down and forced to watch this.
Rated 15 Sep 2009
sahandssahand.s
Rated 14 Sep 2009
25
9th
That's What i Call Funny but Empty .
Rated 14 Sep 2009
foxforcefivefoxforcefive
Rated 29 Aug 2009
35
0th
after watching epic movie and disaster movie, i'm not sure why i bothered. but...failure.
Rated 29 Aug 2009
mlpgaffneymlpgaffney
Rated 20 Aug 2009
0
0th
Admittedly I haven't seen this movie, but knowing the turds who "wrote" and "directed" it (those were in quotes because there is no way a person with a working brain could ever put pen to paper and come up with this shite - nor could anyone in good conscience opt to direct and record this tripe to film) and, knowing their track record for "humor," I would rather have the homeless dude down by the highway take a diarrhea dump on my face than waste 90 more minutes of my life watching this shit.
Rated 20 Aug 2009
sdiamasdiama
Rated 14 Aug 2009
0
0th
The are some movies you know from the first minutes that are gonna be good or bad. This one is one of them. You can understand from the first 2 minutes that is going to be bad... really bad... really-really bad! A movie with no reason of existence. A movie that is out of the charts bad. I was so disgust from the "humor" (not) I stopped watching it, after less than 10 minutes. I sympathize the people manage to watch the entire piece of...
Rated 14 Aug 2009
racerx124racer_x124
Rated 10 Aug 2009
10
1st
Would have been a 0 if method man wasn't in it.
Rated 10 Aug 2009
beardmilkBeardMilk
Rated 05 Jul 2009
8
0th
What was the point of making this?
Rated 05 Jul 2009
brandt64brandt64
Rated 16 Jun 2009
0
0th
It's essentially "Epic Movie" with a lobotomy. I've never been more ashamed to be a part of this society.
Rated 16 Jun 2009
luthar15luthar15
Rated 11 Jun 2009
0
11th
pigletPiglet
Rated 08 Jun 2009
1
0th
Haven't seen it, but these movies don't deserve to see the light of day.
Rated 08 Jun 2009
xaddictxaddict
Rated 06 Jun 2009
30
0th
it's a bit... a tiny bit funny at some times, but also horrible... horrible as in... stop the ripping off of other films and stupid humor and try creating something real.
Rated 06 Jun 2009
atgizaAtGiza
Rated 26 Apr 2009
0
0th
I've never watched a movie I have hated so much.
Rated 26 Apr 2009
cptlCptL
Rated 17 Apr 2009
0
1st
It took every bit of me to not stop watching this movie after the first 10 minutes
Rated 17 Apr 2009
sandwichlordSandwichlord
Rated 15 Apr 2009
0
0th
So bad. Just......bad..........
Rated 15 Apr 2009
struizzlestruizzle
Rated 08 Apr 2009
10
1st
how the hell do people pay money to see this. laughed once or twice in the first 10 mins thats about it.
Rated 08 Apr 2009
paul_hPaul H
Rated 28 Mar 2009
4
0th
Unspeakably bad. It's not even that funny, it just involved stupid humor and has no real humor. If you want a funny movie, watch This is Spinal Tap. Not this wreak.
Rated 28 Mar 2009
biedronskiBiedronski
Rated 06 Feb 2009
10
2nd
Damn, I'm just amazed that these movies are still being made. I feel that the only budget they're getting is from the many product placements in the movie. It was seriously like watching a long commercial. Xerxes was chewing some dentyne ice and freezing the screen with his breath, not very subtle. Then there are the typical celebrity appearances that have been used in every other bad parody movie. Some of the bad jokes lasted way too long, like the dance off. Electra was hot, and thats all. Bad
Rated 06 Feb 2009
shittyshitty
Rated 03 Feb 2009
60
20th
Way too many gay overtones for anyone over 14
Rated 03 Feb 2009
favrewanabfavrewanab
Rated 18 Jan 2009
60
14th
One parody movie that I actually kinda liked. Sort of.
Rated 18 Jan 2009
sweinbergs.weinberg
Rated 17 Jan 2009
10
0th
"Clocking in around 69 minutes total, Meet the Spartans is not a movie. All involved should feel slightly ashamed."
Rated 17 Jan 2009
castrophCastroph
Rated 12 Dec 2008
0
1st
How are these people still making movies?!
Rated 12 Dec 2008
gillyGilly
Rated 11 Dec 2008
100
95th
I loved it :D
Rated 11 Dec 2008
evnEv@n
Rated 10 Dec 2008
0
0th
The second worst movie of all time, the worst movie ever released to theaters. Grade: F
Rated 10 Dec 2008
theindiantheindian
Rated 08 Dec 2008
0
12th
Terrible. This doesn't deserve to be considered a film.
Rated 08 Dec 2008
ohadOhad
Rated 30 Nov 2008
11
8th
Just one more point above the original one, there are movies which don't need parodies, especially not tasteless grotesques like this one. it had some highlights, but the overall was like feeling I wasted my time twice: first for 300, then for this. Diedrich Bader is awesome is the silver lining.
Rated 30 Nov 2008

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