Low Blow

Ok trash romp. Watch a chinaman's interpretation of "death wish fights lousy kung fu with dirty harry". Packs tons of 80s flavor, especially in the soundtrack, but it wasn't anything special back then, and you should google a contemporary image of leo fong to see how it aged.

Leo Fong hits something with his car in every single scene they’re together. The guy who did the musical score for this knew he had only one shot so he went absolutely insane, everything is wailing guitars and synth. I can’t decide if it’s cool to be Cameron Mitchell or not.

I think RedLetterMedia summed up this movie quite well: it's a celebration of laziness at every level. This is especially true of Cameron Mitchell, who spends the entire film either laying down or sitting.

The only thing surprising about this movie is how it can be this boring with so much action.

Trash multiplicator: 2

There's a few sparks but none manage to ignite. Mitchell's ham can't even save this. Akosua is good but never allowed to flourish. Skip it.