Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile

Cheap, obvious jokes that literally anyone reading this could write without any effort. Lohan's downfall is actually quite interesting to watch. After riding the cock carousel for years, doing every drug imaginable and God knows what else, seeing her try to actually parody her own embarrassment of a life is just that --- embarrassing. If I ever had a daughter I would make her study Lohan as a prime example of how not to live life. What a failure.

Lindsay Lohan, we all know just how alone you really are.