Laser Mission

Best soundtrack in the world, which often stops abdruptly during certain scenes. That is awesome. Brandon Lee has this annoying smirk on his face, which makes him look like a jerk all the time. This movie has not one single laser

Despite the boring action, horrible characters, Brandon Lee's stupid smirking face, there being literally zero lasers featured, and just generally being pretty much terrible top to bottom, this movie did however bless me with the amazing song "Mercenary Man". The brilliant 80's action-ballad theme was liberally applied throughout the movie to help the audience swallow the rest of the garbage more easily. If nothing else, I found a new ringtone buried inside this low-rent action movie trash.

Soundtrack from hell written for a MEEEEERRRRCENARY MAAAAN

Well, the female lead has a nice rack... that's something, I guess.

Is it too much to ask that a movie called Laser Mission feature at least one laser?

Brandon Lee has a constant irremovable smug smile on his face in the whole film. He either thinks he's a great actor who is appearing in a film that he considers to be below his talent and just finds it bemusing and isn't trying very hard, or he thinks he's a great actor who is appearing in a film that is below his talent and he is smug because he knows it will be a hit solely because he is starring in it. Other than that, it's a pretty decent and watchable B movie.

Dear God, what did I just watch? This movie is all kinds of awful, including kinds yet to be discovered by man. Best part? When a Russian soldier tosses diamonds into the cleavage of the captive heroine. Great for laughs.

Wonderful 80's action trash! Brandon Lee kinda reminds me of a young Bruce Campbell in this. Fight scenes were garbage, though. Action was reminiscent of Arnie's "Commando" at times.

307. Laser Mission (1989) Filmin olağanüstü bir şarkısı var, Mercenary Man, muhakkak dinleyin derim. Ama film tam bir çöp :) Sadece benim gibi "die-hard" #BrandonLee hayranları için :)

Bafflingly bad