Killer Fish

The score would be lower if it wasn't for the fascinatingly unattractive people, hilarious outfits and senses-shattering music. I refuse to see this as anything other than a prequel to Mega Piranha, the greatest film ever made.

Technically, I suppose boring someone to death qualifies as killing them.

The makers stuffed as many ugly people as he could in a dreadful movie where hardly any fish were actually seen

This fails in pretty much everything it tries, especially its mystery and suspense. It's just not completely unbearable. MST3K: 70

mst3k: 8/10

God, I constantly lost track of what was going on in this. Heist plots and murder mysteries depend on tight plotting and attention to detail, and this movie just... doesn't have that, at all. Thrillers don't depend on that as much, but they do depend on suspense, which this movie *also* can't do.

Lotta characters, not a lotta explanation.

This wasn't even bad enough to be funny.

Borderline incomprehensible heist and betrayal story tacked on top of a Jaws rip-off. Mind-numbing.