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Johnny English
2003
Comedy, Suspense/Thriller
1h 27m
When all but one of MI5's top agents are killed in an explosion, it's left to the inept Johnny English to try and solve who has stolen the crown jewels from the Tower of London.
Johnny English
2003
Comedy, Suspense/Thriller
1h 27m
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Rated 16 Apr 2021
50
21st
You're gonna feel all of those 80 odd minutes. Malkovich with hair is unwholesome.
Rated 16 Apr 2021
Rated 18 Apr 2008
58
4th
Gah. Had to turn it off midway. One would be better off watching a Mr. Bean episode marathon instead.
Rated 18 Apr 2008
Rated 04 Jan 2021
65
42nd
Atkinson's charm would embue all but the tackiest of the jokes and slapstick with appreciable humour but for the sheer number of weaker efforts on the page. Ultimately an effective package, but only due to its inimitable star, and only just.
Rated 04 Jan 2021
Rated 01 Dec 2020
62
24th
Not all jokes work but enough of them are funny and it's decently paced, so amusing enough.
Rated 01 Dec 2020
Rated 30 Jul 2019
7
16th
It started off like a decent spy comedy, but it fast tracked to awkward and uncomfortable. The skits are predictable and stale and the supporting roles can't bring even a sympathetic laugh.
Rated 30 Jul 2019
Rated 12 Oct 2018
40
40th
It's quite silly, which is just fine by me. The problem is that it misses more than it hits.
Rated 12 Oct 2018
Rated 27 Jun 2018
6
42nd
I suppose the comedy's not for everyone, but the "supremely confident yet inescapably incompetent" schtick of Atkinson's titular character, while basically the entire film, never failed to make me laugh (a couple small highlights: his failed coat-throw, botched final romantic gesture), and his chemistry with long-suffering straight man Bough is delightful. The ridiculous plot, of course, leaves things to be desired (Sauvage's sudden burst of anger provides a much too convenient resolve).
Rated 27 Jun 2018
Rated 25 Feb 2017
44
9th
After more than 10 years I finally failed at not remembering this. Oh well.
Rated 25 Feb 2017
Rated 06 Nov 2010
8
11th
Movie packed with loads of crap
Rated 06 Nov 2010
Rated 27 Jul 2010
70
70th
"Johnny English" is a hysterically funny, prototypical spy film spoof. The titular hero is monumentally, no-holds-barred daft and that results in countless hilariously awkward situations. Rowan Atkinson is just perfect for the role and is surrounded by a very fitting cast. Overall "Johnny English" is very enjoyable and its more than fair share of iconic moments makes up for the occasional misstep.
Rated 27 Jul 2010
Rated 28 Aug 2024
33
7th
from my hazy memory of liking this as a kid, I conclude that it sucks
Rated 28 Aug 2024
Rated 11 Jul 2024
59
31st
Heh... One thing though, the bad guy was funny. His final plan was hilarious. The way he stopped giving a damn at some point too.
Rated 11 Jul 2024
Rated 06 Feb 2024
77
68th
It's a lot of fun. Out of the 3 Johnny English movies, I think this one is the most enjoyable.
Rated 06 Feb 2024
Rated 13 Jan 2024
32
13th
BORING. E olha que adoro o Rowan Atkinson. TV aberta.
Rated 13 Jan 2024
Rated 29 Oct 2023
0
1st
I loved this as a kid, and tried to watch it again with my family, but we could only find the remake. Determined the original was better than the remake I watched this some weeks later to find it unfortunately far far worse.
Rated 29 Oct 2023
Rated 20 Jul 2023
62
12th
Some scenes at the beginning are hilarious but the comedic tone becomes too much to bear by the end.
Rated 20 Jul 2023
Rated 12 Dec 2021
70
46th
Top badass moment? I’ve no idea how they got The Queen to be in it… Plot: That eye-candy bird from “Neighbours” and a talking Mr. Bean save the UK from being turned into a giant prison. Personally I never ‘got’ Mr. Bean, whilst I'm afraid I've never forgiven Nat for going back to Brad and starting a singing career. Black Adder would have made a much better secret agent, too. But any film that takes the piss out of the French is always worth a watch. No cats, chainsaws or decapitations.
Rated 12 Dec 2021
Rated 17 Jun 2021
79
59th
Amusing (and occasionally even hilarious) Bond-spoof is more Leslie Nielsen than Mike Myers; an inessential entry to the canon but still a lot of fun, especially seeing Atkinson and Miller doing something like a reverse Blackadder/Baldrick, and a shockingly hirsute Malkovich hamming it up with an even more shocking French accent. Howitt seems to be much better at staging background gags than the foreground ones (the poison dart sequence is superb).
Rated 17 Jun 2021
Rated 03 Apr 2021
60
58th
ger; [johnny english]; nachdem alle agenten des mi7 ermordet wurden, versucht der einzig verbleibende agent und tollpatsch die englischen kronjuwelen und england zu retten.;
Rated 03 Apr 2021
Rated 01 Nov 2020
39
18th
Spy film parody where Atkinson plays the lead. Not bad idea. Peter Howitt's film Antitrust was so bad that one can't really hope something special from him. Luckily Atknison saves Howitt's kingdom armed with toiletbrush and gives overall great performance.
Rated 01 Nov 2020
Rated 04 Feb 2020
20
17th
Trash. This guy is not funny when he speaks. He's a lot better and funnier in the Bean series because he has this mannerisms that is like-able about this guy.
Rated 04 Feb 2020
Rated 18 Jan 2020
100
95th
the most funny/comedy movie i ever seen in the adventure gene
Rated 18 Jan 2020
Rated 12 Mar 2019
59
33rd
A spin off movie of the popular british Barclays Card adverts, Johnny English could and probably should have been a funnier affair, but the writing lets it down.
Rated 12 Mar 2019
Rated 04 Sep 2018
80
80th
Childhood favorite. So many funny moments if you like Rowan Atkinson.
Rated 04 Sep 2018
Rated 14 Jun 2017
67
68th
Basic, funny spy spoof-like film starring Mr.Bean doing a lot of his gags. Malkovich is good as usual, even with his 'french' accent (why?). Moves along at good pace and as similar as could be as a Bond film while having silly humour.
Rated 14 Jun 2017
Rated 21 Nov 2016
99
98th
my favorite comedy as a kid and might still be
Rated 21 Nov 2016
Rated 27 Aug 2016
4
44th
As a Bond fan, I found some of things they spoofed in this film relatively amusing. It's definitely nowhere near as good as the first Austin Powers though.
Rated 27 Aug 2016
Rated 14 Jan 2016
30
6th
It is kind of fun, Thats it. Nothing much to see here.
Rated 14 Jan 2016
Rated 19 Oct 2015
60
24th
When I first saw this at the tender age of 9, I genuinely thought John Malkovich was French. Anytime I saw him in a film I'd feel like I hear his French accent slip. Nope!
Rated 19 Oct 2015
Rated 05 Aug 2015
40
7th
Entertainment: 3/4. Spirit: 0.5/3. Sustainability: 0.5/3.
Rated 05 Aug 2015
Rated 26 Jul 2015
10
1st
I have to say I pulled the plug on this after about 30 minutes because it was utterly banal, completely devoid of humour and frankly, embarrassing. Whether it got any better or not, I will never know, but I am glad I didn't waste an hour of my life finding out. How John Malkovich could read this script (I use the word loosely) and say "yea, count me in", God only knows.
Rated 26 Jul 2015
Rated 28 Dec 2013
60
25th
I feel this film wanted to woo its way into my heart with some sort of sleazy form of stupid. Unfortunately stupid is not the way to this stiff-jawed, cynically sexy and straight-as-an-arrow man's heart.
Rated 28 Dec 2013
Rated 23 Dec 2013
33
12th
A tame spy spoof that elicits infrequent chuckles.
Rated 23 Dec 2013
Rated 28 Apr 2013
80
41st
If you like Mr. Bean and British spy movies, you'll find this a thoroughly enjoyable movie. It's typical Bean, with its absurd humor and situations. And he actually talks in the movie! I like all the moments of poking fun at the Bond style of movies. Even the soundtrack to Johnny English was Bond-like. Great fun!
Rated 28 Apr 2013
Rated 03 Mar 2013
60
26th
Spoof movies are hard to keep going, and this one becomes stale. Still , it isn't terrible.
Rated 03 Mar 2013
Rated 10 Jan 2013
42
37th
First half is awful, but then it gets a lot better. The ending is the best part.
Rated 10 Jan 2013
Rated 21 Jul 2012
27
23rd
"Well, you couldn't be that man I adored; You don't seem to know; Seem to care what your heart is for; But I don't know him anymore." 5* eyecandy-rating for Natalie.I though, even hotter than I remembered. *Preview*: #12#, re-3*, popcorn, Natalie.I/6, oldies(2), R4 }*{ #00s(m)#, popcorn, story, R.Atkinson, Natalie.I.
Rated 21 Jul 2012
Rated 16 Jun 2012
77
42nd
Kinda funny
Rated 16 Jun 2012
Rated 25 May 2012
50
12th
For comedy fans that were well aware of what an iconic actor Atkinson is within the comedy world, this was already a dismal offering. It says a lot of the studio system that there's no roles for one of the best character comedy actors of all time. Or maybe he just doesn't care enough, after all, he did BEAN, and sequels to that and this.
Rated 25 May 2012
Rated 24 Dec 2011
45
0th
Bu tür komediyi sevmiyorum sanırım ya da aksandan da olabilir neyse zorlamaya gerek yok.
Rated 24 Dec 2011
Rated 15 Nov 2011
6
0th
Genuinely offended.
Rated 15 Nov 2011
Rated 24 Sep 2011
24
8th
Besides first Pink Panther other movie the high ground get with mediocre quality..this and all the others are just to loose a time...2 scenes worth this movie, enough ?
Rated 24 Sep 2011
Rated 29 Aug 2011
51
27th
I enjoy this really off the wall humor. So its definitely watchable.
Rated 29 Aug 2011
Rated 04 Mar 2011
84
67th
I have a real soft spot for this. I know it's terrible but it's infinitely watchable.
Rated 04 Mar 2011
Rated 27 Jan 2011
53
32nd
Better than the Mr. Bean movies...but Rowan Atkinson is only funny ten minutes at a time...
Rated 27 Jan 2011
Rated 23 Nov 2010
60
41st
imbruglia is very pretty
Rated 23 Nov 2010
Rated 07 Oct 2010
20
4th
Reeks like a compost heap in its final stages. Seriously what were they thinking with this rubbish? Difficult to watch from start to finish because it's so boring, unfunny and ridiculous.
Rated 07 Oct 2010
Rated 28 Aug 2010
70
45th
Am I being incredibly kind to this because I like Rowan Atkinson? Guilty.
Rated 28 Aug 2010
Rated 18 Apr 2010
69
50th
Some OK gags in this movie, but does decend into childishness sometimes. But Rowan Atkinson is fantastic.
Rated 18 Apr 2010
Rated 16 Mar 2010
65
15th
Some genuinely funny moments and gags, but it could have been so much better. Imagine if the Mr Bean-esque Rowan Atkinson had instead been replaced with his BlackAdder persona. That would have been amazing.
Rated 16 Mar 2010
Rated 14 Mar 2010
50
17th
Absolutely average, Rowan Atkinson needs to get back to his roots. That picture under the title is awesome though.
Rated 14 Mar 2010
Rated 19 Jan 2010
30
21st
One or two genuine laughs and that's it. Plus who had the genius idea of doing a Bond spoof the year after the 3rd Austin Powers movie, which had already instilled the sense of "this shit is tired" into everyone.
Rated 19 Jan 2010
Rated 21 Dec 2009
51
12th
Watchable rubbish.
Rated 21 Dec 2009
Rated 11 Dec 2009
80
79th
One of my favourite comedies. So very underrated.
Rated 11 Dec 2009
Rated 18 Nov 2009
20
4th
Poor.
Rated 18 Nov 2009
Rated 02 Nov 2009
9
92nd
having a 7yr old brother obsessed with this film meant that I have seen it about 30 times, but strangely it made me like it more. Utilises Atkinson's comic timing very well
Rated 02 Nov 2009
Rated 28 Sep 2009
100
51st
very funny 10 out of 10
Rated 28 Sep 2009
Rated 19 Aug 2009
80
35th
If you like Rowan Atkinson, this is good. If you find his antics pedantic, don't see this...
Rated 19 Aug 2009
Rated 17 Jun 2009
55
20th
Just another Bean movie really. And who isn't sick of those....
Rated 17 Jun 2009
Rated 11 Apr 2009
65
22nd
Fun but simply too loose and desperate for laughs. Atkinson carries the film, but it may be a burden too heavy for even him.
Rated 11 Apr 2009
Rated 31 Mar 2009
20
12th
I dont know what the people see so funny in Rowan Atkinson. And besides, there are much better satire of spies.
Rated 31 Mar 2009
Rated 21 Mar 2009
6
35th
Funny. Yet not really that great.
Rated 21 Mar 2009
Rated 18 Mar 2009
70
28th
Passes as passable, but pretty pathetic really.
Rated 18 Mar 2009
Rated 04 Mar 2009
5
4th
Not my cup of comedy.
Rated 04 Mar 2009
Rated 19 Feb 2009
65
15th
Rowan Atkinson has created a few unique scenes here, and there are a few well-timed comic beats. However many of the scenes and gags are more cringe-worthy than I would have liked.
Rated 19 Feb 2009
Rated 05 Jan 2009
50
34th
Great idea, so so movie
Rated 05 Jan 2009
Rated 04 Jan 2009
50
12th
I just couldn't stop seeing Mr. Bean in this movie.
Rated 04 Jan 2009
Rated 08 Sep 2008
20
0th
Rubbish- a shame, but I'd've rather watched the Barclaycard adverts this was based on on repeat rather than this.
Rated 08 Sep 2008
Rated 07 Sep 2008
64
81st
Very funny, but the plot was blah.
Rated 07 Sep 2008
Rated 31 Mar 2008
76
36th
I enjoy Rowan Atkinson. He's silly as only the British can be.
Rated 31 Mar 2008
Rated 01 Mar 2008
30
11th
Not only is it not funny, the pacing is just awful. Malkovich should be ashamed.
Rated 01 Mar 2008
Rated 05 Feb 2008
36
22nd
I laughed about 3 times throughout the course of the film, and from what I've seen that's more than the average person does. There's one genuine laugh in the film I think anyone can appreciate. Aside from that is just stupid, unfunny garbage.
Rated 05 Feb 2008
Rated 04 Jan 2008
19
4th
Dire ! This is to James Bond what Jim Carey is to understated comedy. If you happen to have a barge pole, don't touch this with it.
Rated 04 Jan 2008
Rated 18 Oct 2007
70
70th
Great spoof of the entire secret agent & 007 genre.
Rated 18 Oct 2007
Rated 18 Aug 2007
65
18th
Funny in places, just an extension of the UK banking adverts which featured the same character (and actor)
Rated 18 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
75
56th
Amusing at parts, but not that solid of a film.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
75
67th
A new twist in the Mister Bean personna. enjoyable
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
64
15th
About as good as I thought it would be. John Malkovich is a hoot though as Pascal Sauvage.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
10th
Another of the few rowan atkinson american released movies in which he plays a defunct secret agent. I normally am a fan of british humor, but this time it was rather bland.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
75
54th
It had its moments.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
30
5th
Mr Bean is only tolerable in very small doses.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
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