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Jaws 3-D

Jaws 3-D

1983
Suspense/Thriller, Adventure
1h 39m
The sons of police chief Brody must protect civilians at a Sea World theme park after a gigantic 35-foot shark becomes trapped in the park. (imdb)

Jaws 3-D

1983
Suspense/Thriller, Adventure
1h 39m
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Rated 22 Aug 2016
62
5th
There's some unintentional comedy to be had with the laughably bad 3-D and cheesy effects, but this movie is awful in every other way.
Rated 28 Jan 2014
25
4th
"IT BITES" would've been my little review stinker line way back when. So many pit stains.
Rated 08 Aug 2021
10
3rd
I will be surprised if in a few months I remember anything about this film. It was unable to hold my attention for more than a few minutes at a time. I am no scholar on the subject, but this has to be the worst 3D effects ever.
Rated 21 Jun 2021
55
29th
Spoiler Alert: What in God's great name was the porpoise of that last scene?
Rated 12 Nov 2011
0
0th
Honestly one of the worst movies ever made. The kills are more graphic but I personally can't stand so much gore in film in general. The story is completely ludicrous as well as the setting and the characters aren't very likable at all. There's no spirit in this franchise at this point.
Rated 08 Feb 2008
50
0th
Saw this recently and was surprised at how awful it is. I mean...it's really, really bad. No scares, no suspense, no fun whatsoever. And it's an AWFUL advertisement for Sea World, as well. How was this a good idea for them? "Ok guys, I know a great idea to promote our big grand opening. First, we'll see if we can attach ourselves to another terrible 'Jaws' sequel. Then let's make the shark's repeated maulings of our staff and future patrons a recurring part of the film! It's a can't-miss!"
Rated 17 Oct 2020
60
39th
This movie wasn't as bad as I expected it to be The story wasn't that bad But those AWFUL 3-D effects just pitiful
Rated 31 Mar 2017
51
40th
This 3-D gimmick schlocky shark sequel is delightfully bad. With tremendously dated 3-D and special effects the creature of the feature becomes a joke instead of the original's terror of the sea. However, after another sequel to this franchise of shark attack movies at least they went bigger and dumber instead of trying to replicate the original. The film expanded on the Man vs. Nature themes seen in the previous films by adding real life sea creatures to help save our heroes. #TeamMammal
Rated 03 Jul 2014
5
2nd
A failed attempt to capitalize on a once-great franchise, resorting to gimmicks and terrible effects. Not even enough cheese to warrant a few laughs - just straight up awful!
Rated 23 Sep 2010
0
0th
Just think, they didn't even learn their lesson after this film. There was ANOTHER sequel. Still waiting for some asshat to remake the original.
Rated 17 Apr 2020
50
26th
Had potential, but the script and director were not right. The tone should have been closer to Deep Blue Sea. i.e. a sly knowing exercise in genre cinema that doesn't shy away from absurdity. The problem here is that Alves, who has some talent for staging sequences (e.g. the underwater tunnel scene), fails to really capitalise on the inherent silliness of its premise and plays it too straight, and the composite effects are bad, although the gigantic shark looks okay from certain angles.
Rated 29 Nov 2019
31
4th
I don't think anyone needs me to tell them this is utterly horrendous. The 3d effects are as desparate & preposterous as the attempts to tie this to the first film & it has some of the worst compositing I've ever seen. Even though you're frequently laughing at the sheer abominable shitshow your eyes are getting exposed to, it's not nearly enough to overcome the boredom & numbness already inflicted by everything else in the movie.
Rated 31 Jan 2019
30
3rd
A giant commercial for SeaWorld which is odd as it also shows multiple people die in the park. Lea Thompson is adorable and Quaid is his typical charming self, but the rest is not very good. Certainly not unwatchable as lore would suggest, but very forgettable.
Rated 02 May 2017
35
4th
I'm usually not a big fan of 3D, but in this case its just unbelievable.
Rated 06 Jul 2013
3
0th
Appalling, unforgivably shoddy sequel can't even offer the pleasures of a so-bad-its-good, mainly because it lacks the sincerity required for such an endeavour. Cheap "special" effects, cardboard performances and clunky, incompetent direction sink it -- not to mention its poorly executed, badly dated 3D cinematography. Worthless on any and all levels.
Rated 02 Oct 2009
0
7th
more like jaws gay d
Rated 13 Apr 2020
40
11th
The one good thing about this, unlike the supposedly superior first sequel, is the chemistry and vividness of the characters, something that stirs the viewer's interest at least minimally. Apart from that, well, we have some terrible effects, scarce action, an absolutely ridiculous finale and an aggravating insistence on keeping proceedings PG. Also: the shark in this is 35 ft long. 35. That's my block of flats. And it can swim backwards too. I'm guessing it has a reverse parking sensor as well.
Rated 01 Jan 2013
10
3rd
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Rated 19 Aug 2011
8
2nd
this is what happens when a film is made and no one stops to make sure "how the fuck is anyone going to enjoy this?" has a legitimate answer
Rated 21 Aug 2010
75
27th
A definite guilty pleasure--all the silly 3D tricks are lost on the small screen but all the cheesy performances and dialogue are still there. Dennis Quaid should be so ashamed. But, I love it!
Rated 31 Jul 2010
43
22nd
Originally conceived as a comedy (_Jaws 3: People 0_), this patchwork combination of _Gorgo_ and _Revenge of the Creature_ is good for a few cheap thrills and a couple of laughs -- especially in the original 3-D version -- but frankly, if you've seen one shark movie...
Rated 05 May 2010
5
8th
Hahaha genres: Suspense/Thriller, Horror? They should change it to Comedy or the genre Piece of Shit
Rated 26 Jun 2008
11
6th
bad movie
Rated 14 Apr 2024
50
34th
Marty McFly mother in a jaws movie, great. (guilty pleasure movie)
Rated 21 May 2023
40
26th
A bit of laugh when on in the background while you’re chatting to mates, but its many faults are exposed if you actually sit down and focus on it. The build up’s okay, the cast is fine (the two English guys aside perhaps – I’m still not exactly sure who/what they’re supposed to be) but the second half is just a load of set pieces – and not very good ones at that – which truly expose the dwindling budget and imagination here. The remaining 3D elements make it look even cheaper, as they always do.
Rated 06 Jul 2021
5
9th
Stupidly funny
Rated 28 May 2020
35
9th
Baby shark as corporate bait to business men so its giant mom can enter the park and just bring mayhem to people's lives. The attempts of creating 3D money shots are mostly laughable - balloon-like shark at the end LOL -, but gotta love how cheesy this "dares" to be beyond the dated visual effects - dude shouting "I gotta get my wallet" while an underwater section is getting flooded, SHARK CAM showing the great white chewing the arrogant brit. Problem is that everything else just sucks big time.
Rated 22 Aug 2019
5
0th
FitzRoyce
Rated 28 May 2019
6
2nd
This is just embarrassing.
Rated 20 Jun 2018
28
7th
There is some amusement to be found in the not too horrible script and acting. Other than that, the effects are laughable and the 3D gimmick never elevated it self beyond being a gimmick.
Rated 01 Jan 2018
25
5th
Effects make the difference, though it helps to have a better plot. Honestly, even the original Jaws had some plot issues surrounding realism but you could overlook them for the good production values. This one just fails.
Rated 14 Jan 2017
91
60th
1
Rated 12 Nov 2016
1
1st
F: Haha! You call that a shark! No, I call it a puppet. A cheap, fake puppet.
Rated 28 Sep 2016
14
2nd
With ridiculous special effects and a script that takes itself way too seriously, Jaws 3 is a nightmare to sit through.
Rated 27 Jul 2015
20
5th
aka floating turd in the pisswater. Nah, I have seen much worse. Very boring though. Those 3D effects look terrible!
Rated 29 Dec 2014
35
9th
Absolutely mindblowing! How someone managed to scrape together the 500 bucks it took to make this...puzzles and amazes me!
Rated 11 Apr 2014
69
16th
More unnecessary than anything.
Rated 01 Feb 2014
7
3rd
Abhorrently terrible
Rated 01 May 2013
90
52nd
After watching them all again recently, this is now my second favorite. A totally different setting really helps revive the series.
Rated 25 Dec 2012
0
2nd
With 3d glasses it looks SO real.
Rated 14 Oct 2012
20
3rd
Third attempt to squeeze money from a shark, with very poor results.
Rated 03 Jul 2012
22
3rd
A toothless, tedious farce which deserves to sink without a trace.
Rated 23 Jun 2012
34
3rd
33.500
Rated 01 Feb 2012
33
16th
So bad its funny!
Rated 16 Nov 2011
23
5th
The best commercial ever made for non-dolphin safe tuna fisheries.
Rated 17 Aug 2011
4
2nd
Filmed in spectacular Crap-O-Vision!
Rated 07 Aug 2011
30
3rd
Poorly made with terrible "special" effects (if you can even call them that), but not so bad that it's unwatchable.
Rated 01 May 2011
50
15th
the last half hour, bar the very ending, isn't too bad but it takes to long to get to it. And the frikkin dolphin's should have killed the shark instead of yet another explosion. Add to the the fact that without 3D it looks incredibly ropey at this point. Not terrible, but hardly Jaws either.
Rated 29 Apr 2011
40
9th
So bad! The effects were awful but maybe that was because I didn't watch it in 3D but I doubt it. The script was awful, the acting was awful and the characters undeveloped and one dimension. The last half hour was SO boring! No suspense at all, it should have been exciting but was executed poorly and ended up being ridiculous.
Rated 14 Jul 2010
0
1st
LOL
Rated 19 Dec 2009
15
2nd
Surprisingly boring movie that hasn't aged well. Transparent 'special effects'.
Rated 05 Oct 2009
55
30th
I'm sure it would be fun in 3-D...maybe.
Rated 11 Aug 2009
36
10th
It's really bad, but still, nowhere near as bad as jaws the revenge.
Rated 10 Aug 2009
5
0th
So bad that it's funny!
Rated 31 Jul 2009
10
5th
LOL
Rated 30 Apr 2009
70
8th
One of the great bad movies- too ridiculous to be an effective chiller, but consistently entertaining.
Rated 01 Jan 2009
1
0th
Nowhere close.
Rated 15 Dec 2008
30
4th
really really boring, but unlike the fourth sequel it doesn't treat like you are a brain dead moron. it just bores you.
Rated 30 Sep 2008
40
25th
I'd keep the glasses, get rid of the flick
Rated 30 Mar 2008
50
0th
WHY? WHY? WHY?
Rated 06 Mar 2008
30
13th
funny **
Rated 16 Sep 2007
35
8th
Pretty bad, but better than part IV
Rated 15 Sep 2007
35
10th
This would probably be amusing in its original 3D format.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
15
2nd
30, because it was kinda funny.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
28
8th
Moronic.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
26th
I'm waiting for a new Jaws movie to be released shortly after Rocky VI (another of the "Why-Are-They-Still-Making-These-Movies" genre)
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
24th
Silly silly film.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
30
19th
There are two rules when shooting in 3-D: Don't shoot at night, and don't shoot underwater. Guess where this movie is set?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
19
1st
The special effects are terrible and the movie has absolutely no suspense. It's a genuine travesty.
Rated 30 Jul 2007
30
10th
Floating garbage.
Rated 21 Apr 2007
9
0th
It's amusing when not presented in 3D, because then the remains of the 3D effects look laughably ridiculous. If one were to see in in 3D, then it would lack this comedy aspect and just suck completely.
Rated 31 Mar 2007
0
8th
Totally ridiculous
Rated 24 Feb 2007
10
1st
Very very bad.
Rated 31 Jan 2007
38
8th
Not quite as bad as I remembered. The main reason being that I finally saw it on real 3d which improved some of the shots that looked really awful in 2D. It starts off as a decent summer drama / comedy with a nice cast of young Quaid, Thompson and Gossett Jr., and you almost forget that it's a Jaws sequel. When it finally picks up the horror elements, it's almost done like a 70's catastrophe film. Sure, it's ridiculous and has serious pacing issues, but it's not IMDB bottom 100 level.

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