I Drink Your Blood

A gang of Satanic hippies move into a small town, so naturally a young boy decides to poison them all with rabies-contaminated food, resulting in a crazed rampage of bloody murder. Unbelievably stupid with tons of cheap looking gore, this flick is also absolutely hysterical. There's a grampa on acid, tortured abuse of 60's lingo, a rape victim who falls for the rapist's best friend, and a herd of machete-wielding construction workers frothing at the mouth. Good Times.

True Fact: I purchased the special edition which came with a hypodermic needle because dreams really can come true.

This dross came along at just the right time, fulfilling a need I didn’t know I had for low-budget grindhouse nonsense. It’s absolutely daft, but everyone seems so committed that it sort of works. Cheap gore, daft ideas and enjoyably enthusiastic acting. The animal stuff was pretty reprehensible, however. Approach with caution, but I’d happily watch this garbage again.

Louis Pasteur developed the earliest effective vaccine against rabies that was first used to treat a human bite victim on 6 July 1885 Bonkers fun filth. There's a part where an entire construction crew immediately catch rabies and all run out of a house with their rabies machetes

Disguised as a 70's exploitation film about a "band of satanist hippies" gone mad after being dosed with rabies infected meat pies by a B-movie "Dennis the Menace," instead is actually the greatest PSA to ever be made on the dangers of Hydrophobia. Since clearly, "Cujo"(1983) doesn't even come close to a rabid "Apache Chief". Outside of the bizarre cacophonous barrage of a synth score, the movie has a decent amount of quirky gory schlock to make for a solid watch for genre fans.

How does one fend off a pack of rabid construction workers? Why, by jumping in a river and playing some splishy-splash! Death by hydrophobia may be agony, but death by rabid Native American pot-pie-devouring cultist is oh, so sweet.

Entertaining schlock. I like 100% of films that have rancid meat-pies as a major plot point.

Amazingly over the top and sleazy premise. The execution doesn't quite live up to it, partially because the budget is so low, partially because it runs out of steam pretty quickly. Still, it earns points for being so bizarre and intense.

An interesting if poorly made pseudo slasher that was given an x-rating for violence and gore but is pretty tame by today's standards. This movie ultimately would do well with a remake along the lines of the "Crazies" remake.

This infamous stomach-turner -- trimmed by 5 minutes to avoid an X rating -- was one of the first horror films to be influenced by _Night of the Living Dead_ and was originally paired with the more sedate _I Eat Your Skin_ in a memorable drive-in double bill. Still quite bloody but not especially compelling, with cheesy acting and direction.

It takes a special lack of talent to fuck up a movie about rabid, devilworshipping hippies, but here we are. I will give it props for using water as a horrible and lame plot device many years before M. Night did it in Signs, though.

Gore, nudity, bad acting. What else you need. Of course ridigulous story line.

A bit too slow to start but when it gets going it's worth the wait. Hilarious grindhouse stuff.

Utterly ridiculous grindhouse. If a scene where a group of stereotypical construction workers run out of a house frothing at the mouth swinging baseball bats appeals to you, see this film.

Eu Bebo seu Sangue estreava há 50 anos nos EUA. Realmente merece o rótulo de clássico do gênero, mas eu não estava no humor para realmente curtir a experiência porque eu realmente tenho baixa tolerância com filmes que usam animais mortos/ou os matam. Box Versátil Cinema Exploitation.

The exploitative title and ad campaign for this film (thanks to exploitation legend Jerry Gross) tends to lead to this film being dismissed as trash, but it's easily the equal of horror classics of the same era. It's low budget ... and it shows ... but the gore effects are not bad and Durston uses them very effectively. Many of the actors are not very good, but some key performances are really quite great. Bhaskar is superb, as are Lynn Lowry and Jadin Wong.

"I Drink Your Blood" shines with B Movie glory throughtly. It's like eating a whole bag of the trashiest snack at the store.

Ridiculously campy. Some of these grindhouse features are legitimately nasty or have at least a modicum of artistic ambition. This one is just silly. Definitely more on the so bad its good side of the spectrum.

Cult horror exploitation that is really corny but watchable.

Cool idea, shitty execution. Or was it? At first it was just really dumb, but later on there was some great comedy timing. I'm incredibly uncertain as to whether that was intentional or not. Either way, not really that good of a movie.

Similar to "Pieces" in that it has its hilarious moments but it isn't violent or entertaining enough to work. Starting a film by cutting a live chickens throat is a good way to make me lose interest in your shitty movie.

Rated X for violence before last-minute cuts altered it to R status, this is at once professional and raw enough to make for fairly compelling, if doggedly unpleasant, viewing.

Very bad movie but some parts were funny.

It is what it is. If "he gets back at the hippies by feeding them meat pies infected with blood from a rabid dog" sounds like a schlocky fun time to you, then you might (might!) enjoy it.