I Am Here Now

[CAPTAIN'S JOURNAL: STAR DATE...ANYONE?] Two months have passed since treatment began. While the road to recovery is still long, signs of improvement have recently been recorded. Hope, however, was short-lived. Despite improved security measures, a cryptic message from a certain piranha dude has wormed its way through our firewall: "hey bud. was wondering if you're still looking for i am here now....". I should've trusted my instinct. I should've looked away. Dear cyborg Jesus, what have I done?

No words can do this movie justice. You got to experience it for yourself.

this is not what i had intended for your species.

Another masterpiece by Neil Breen. Criticker just won't accept my 1000 points.

Neil Breen does Jodorowsky and fails spectacularly.

one of the less good neil breens. still worth checking out this man's fascinating artistic vision

This is pretty special. Beautiful example of psychotronia for the millennial mind. Pretty much a must see. Cyborg Jesus, yeah.

Cyborg-Jesus comes to earth for some moral grandstanding before suggesting genocide as the answer

When something is actually happening in the plot, it succeeds in causing hilarity with Breen's deadpan acting and its laughable attempts at symbolism and cinematography. Unfortunately, most of this movie is incredibly boring to watch as it's padded out by overly long panning shots and constant reuse of old shots and stock footage. But perhaps I'm unable to comprehend the brilliance of Breen's auteur masterpiece. After all, much of the decisions he makes with this film go over my head.

Cinematic broccoli works for terrible films as well. Although this is an arduous chore to get through, with about 30 minutes of material repeating over and over to fill out 90 minutes worth of film, it's nonetheless a privilege to be witness to the mind of Breen yet again. And yet again, his flat-out judgement of greedy capitalist fat-cats really does make you ponder if Breen is a less tolerant second coming of Jesus (the film history books will possibly say likewise).

Save me, Cyborg Breen Jesus!

Not quite as funny as Double Down, I am Here... Now is still a feast for bad movie fans everywhere and a disturbing look into the mind of Neil Breen.

There is only 10 minutes of movie in this. This is his First Reformed.

They could care less about living with nature and not damaging the planet! They're all so greedy and money-oriented! I'm so passionate about this!

Less shambolic and confusing than Double Down but still an exercise in pain to watch. Breens preaching gets tiring very quickly and the constant reuse of sound effects and video clips to hammer his point home is lazy. His unique narrative style remains interesting but only in that it is a curiosity rather than actually engaging. It also features some crude iconography with skulls, roses and baby doll heads (!) which I am sure mean something to him, but not to anybody else.