Hostile

Writer and Director Mathieu Turi made two movies here. One was for me, one was for Sarah Jessica Parker. You see, Sarah wants nothing but post-apocalyptic survival horror featuring biogenetically enhanced super-mutants trying to pull a hawt twenty-something with a broken leg out of her overturned Humvee, while I just need a heartwarming tale of redemption and how love conquers all. Or was that the other way around? Fuck Sarah Jessica Parker.

Un bien maigre film dramatique déguisé en film d'horreur, avec une forme énervante de va-et-vient dans le temps qui empêche l'immersion, et coupe le suspense du huis-clos. Heureusement le film est plutôt réussi visuellement, pareil pour les rares effets-spéciaux et maquillages de la créature.

Production quality = amateurish. All dialogue = dubbed with trash ADR. Small-scope story focusing on the arc of a romantic relationship = not very convincing. Biggest insult of an ending twist (that you can see coming a mile off), and the climax, intended to be emotional and poignant, is PURE.BULL.SHIT. Garbage student-level script that never should have been made.

So boring, I do not despise a good Horror Drama but after thirty minutes of jus talking and no Horror, I thought that it was enough opportunities.

okay movie