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Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

1988
Comedy, Horror
1h 15m
Jack Chandler is a private eye tracking down Samantha the runaway. In his travels, he comes across a gang of chainsaw weilding prostitutes that like to carve people up for their cult. (imdb)

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

1988
Comedy, Horror
1h 15m
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Avg Percentile 37.38% from 83 total ratings

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Rated 24 Sep 2018
55
30th
I'm beginning to question Linnea Quigley's squeaky clean family image. --- That review just barely beat out: I'm beginning to question Michelle Bauer's squeaky clean family image.
Rated 21 Jun 2011
65
51st
A private dick searching for a runaway girl gets mixed up with a group of psychotic prostitutes carving their way through LA. There's plenty of tits and comical gore, plus the parody-noir script has tons of cheesy lines, including the doozy: "What is this, some ancient chainsaw worshiping cult?" And who could forget Linnea Quigley and her classic topless Dance of the Double Chainsaw?
Rated 24 Dec 2017
65
42nd
Trying to come up with a review here that doesn't have me come off as some pervert and what exactly are YOU doing here reading mini reviews for a movie called Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers - like Pieces it's exactly what you think it is.
Rated 26 Feb 2015
57
26th
'The virgin dance of the double chainsaws.' Lay-over cheering stadium audio to fill for a room with 8 people in it. This entire film is perfectly seedy, from production, to script to the inundation of stripper tits. And it all comes together. It's not a nice experience, but it's consistent, if not cheeky.
Rated 02 Feb 2018
64
55th
Fred Olen Ray provides a fun trashy horror/comedy in the form of this noir parody. After a quick glance at the poster or reading the synopsis, the movie delivers exactly what it promises. For a tiny sample taste of the kinda B-movie fun you're in for, search for a clip of "the virgin dance of the double chainsaws", and maybe go from there, if for some strange reason the title and poster alone didn't sell you on watching this movie.
Rated 05 Oct 2020
50
27th
Despite the title, plot, and copious nudity this is almost gentle, with an amusingly consistent dry tone and almost no gore to speak of. Just a goofy little noir parody with a naked hooker chainsaw fight after a naked double-chainsaw striptease-slash-chainsaw cult death ritual.
Rated 22 Jun 2011
30
9th
This sounds so perfect! Sadly, it's utter jobbies.
Rated 12 Jun 2009
13
7th
Bad
Rated 12 Jan 2009
5
2nd
Horrible trash, very poorly made and pointless.
Rated 29 Jun 2023
59
28th
You do wonder sometimes about our ability to watch these movies that were made to be watched like 4 times (and mostly just rewinding and pausing on the nudity) and then put in the back of the video store forever. Still tho not the worst of the 80’s horror genre melds
Rated 03 Nov 2020
65
45th
How is this not horrible? I guess the point is that it really isn't. Part noir-parody & part horror-comedy, this is shockingly well written & decently acted- it also features OG Leatherface Gunnar Hansen in a very meta role of chainsaw-worshiping cult leader. There's plenty of nudity, of course, but the emphasis is mostly on story, which was a pleasant surprise. As for said story, it's very self-aware & honestly not bad- in a silly B movie way. This is by no means perfect, but it's worth a look.
Rated 02 Apr 2012
43
9th
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