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Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

1987
Action, Adventure
1h 36m
Two gorgeous women -- Donna and Taryn -- operate a airplane cargo delivery service in Hawaii. Their latest shipment includes a very large, very nasty snake destined for the local zoo. But the delivery is interrupted when they stumble on a cache of diamonds that were to go to a ruthless drug dealer, Seth (Rodrigo Obregon). Seth sends a transvestite to kidnap the owner of a restaurant, Edy, so his men can torture her with a female bodybuilder into revealing where Donna and Taryn are. (allmovie.com)

Directed by:

Andy Sidaris

Screenwriter:

Andy Sidaris

Starring:

Wolf Larson, Rodrigo Obregón, Dona Speir, Cynthia Brimhall, Ronn Moss, Hope Marie Carlton, David DeShay, Harold Diamond, Patty Duffek, Lory Green, Rustam Branaman, Michael A. Andrews

Franchise:

L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies AKA Girls With Guns AKA Triple B series (Bullets, Bombs and Babes/Boobs)

Genres:

Action, Adventure

Country:

USA

Language:

English
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Hard Ticket to Hawaii

1987
Action, Adventure
1h 36m
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paxtonPaxton
Rated 28 Nov 2017
85
83rd
I think the snake represents technological modernization invading a peaceful indigenous people. The frisbee is a clear stand in for how communication can either bridge the gap between the private sector and criminal enterprises or work to destroy them. The blow-up doll on a skateboard serves to show us that, yes, indeed, the filmmaker was insane.
Rated 28 Nov 2017
twincinematwincinema
Rated 23 Aug 2017
80
75th
The ultimate film written by a teenaged boy.
Rated 23 Aug 2017
billyshearsBillyShears
Rated 18 Dec 2021
80
77th
This movies total disregard for using nunchucks properly. Andy Sidaris I will meet you again in another yabbo soaked paradise flick
Rated 18 Dec 2021
nobambanobamba
Rated 05 Aug 2020
40
30th
This is not a good movie. However, I find myself ordering the rest of the Triple B series. So it can't be that bad, right? The sad answer is that I like bad movies. '80s boobs, ridiculous bazooka, and stupid lines about keeping in shape as secret agents/witness protection/package delivery/whatever. The music doesn't match the movie sometimes. Snake FX was silly. Fav scene: frisbee.
Rated 05 Aug 2020
spikycactusSpikyCactus
Rated 01 Mar 2020
50
8th
Top badass moment? The amazing smart bazooka that can annihilate a flying helicopter over 100m away, yet not do the same to a guy about 3m away. Theft, murder, questionable ethics and sadistic morality… and that’s just the good guys. Seriously, are DEA agents totally above the law? And I was far from satisfied with H&S in the warehouse too; moving heavy boxes about in flip-flops; the quality of the fork-lift driving; live/dangerous animal transportation? 1 cat, no chainsaws or decapitations.
Rated 01 Mar 2020
vv238vv238
Rated 27 Nov 2018
14
7th
Some movies you have to have a group of people together to laugh this much at a bad movie. Anyone can watch this by themselves and laugh, it's that funny.
Rated 27 Nov 2018
argion21Argion21
Rated 17 Dec 2017
57
22nd
If you look at it from the perspective of the Gangsters, it's actually a brutal movie of 4 People murdering defenseless people and stealing their diamonds. A very cruel and brutal experience.
Rated 17 Dec 2017
timecapsuleTimeCapsule
Rated 26 Mar 2017
76
77th
Terrible acting with a ridiculous script makes for one hilariously bad movie with plenty of great 80's BEWBS.
Rated 26 Mar 2017
kavuKavu
Rated 05 Jan 2017
65
39th
Ridiculously good, especially the skater scene, the frisbee scene, and anything with a bazooka. Plenty of boobs as well.
Rated 05 Jan 2017
cagedwisdomcagedwisdom
Rated 25 May 2014
100
90th
Wonderful. Ronn Moss, topless women, ridiculous action scenes, and honestly a lot of creativity from the opening sequence to the unfolding of the plot. That snake is contaminated with deadly toxins from cancer-infected rats! One man's dream is another man's lunch. This might honestly my favorite script ever.
Rated 25 May 2014
gregmogregmo
Rated 29 Aug 2010
15
3rd
One man's dream is another man's lunch.... what? And the bazooka?
Rated 29 Aug 2010
doctor7doctor7
Rated 28 Apr 2010
20
11th
A couple of funny jokes here and there but ultimately this movie is incompetently made. The plot is idiotic and all of the acting is atrocious. Scenes literally come out of nowhere. Why is there a contaminated poisonous snake in this movie? Because man it would be cool to have a snake in this movie. Why is a bad guy riding a skateboard with a blowup doll and shooting at the good guys? I can't even fathom the reasoning behind that, although someone suggests he's been smoking "some heavy doobies."
Rated 28 Apr 2010
natebarriosnatebarrios
Rated 16 Oct 2017
35
7th
i think there was a guy who did a handstand on a skateboard. that was an A+.
Rated 16 Oct 2017
mrarnmrarn
Rated 23 Sep 2015
34
12th
Blue eyed blondes and boobs in a drug/spy/snake action adventure film. Filled with romantic lines like, "all I want to do is suck the polisher right off your toes".
Rated 23 Sep 2015
pilgermannpilgermann
Rated 15 Nov 2012
70
52nd
Too much ridiculousness for me not to enjoy it. *shrug*
Rated 15 Nov 2012
ribcageribcage
Rated 21 Aug 2011
12
4th
Just utterly dumb, really. Made on a budget of what looked to be about 400 bucks and a keg.
Rated 21 Aug 2011
hotsakehotsake
Rated 19 Dec 2021
40
18th
There was some weird shit in this movie but Andy Sidaris is so hyped up that this couldn't help but disappoint.
Rated 19 Dec 2021
petrostserPetrosTser
Rated 26 Aug 2021
10
1st
Unbelievably shallow, painfully daft, monumentally sexist. The characters have zero traits and their actions zero consequences, most of the plot barely makes sense, Sidaris takes every chance he can to get his actresses topless on camera even with the stupidest of excuses, and maddeningly nonchalant depictions and mentions of sexual harassment abound. Trash, but watchable trash due to the passable technical qualities, unintentional laughs and a few disproportionately over-the-top cult moments.
Rated 26 Aug 2021
edkrakedkrak
Rated 31 Aug 2019
80
83rd
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Rated 31 Aug 2019
donquixoticdonquixotic
Rated 30 Jul 2017
20
13th
An HDTGM watch, gets points for gratuitous nudity
Rated 30 Jul 2017
brandoBrando
Rated 21 Apr 2017
45
26th
Hilariously bad.
Rated 21 Apr 2017
johnsandwichJohnSandwich
Rated 18 Jul 2016
70
63rd
lmao
Rated 18 Jul 2016
bofbof
Rated 18 Nov 2011
7
0th
It has a guy blowing up a sex doll with a bazooka, and a radioactive snake that attacks people through the toilet seat. Very few other movies do.
Rated 18 Nov 2011
suteupacSuteupac
Rated 04 May 2010
15
4th
Stupid. With this one word I can describe this entire movie. Andy Sidaris knew that he would never be another Ingmar Bergman. So what's the next logical step? Become another Ed Wood with plenty of female nudity in his films, of course! If you don't enjoy half thought out plots and nude breasts, then you may want to avoid seeing this.
Rated 04 May 2010

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