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Gods of Egypt

Gods of Egypt

2016
Fantasy, Action
2h 7m
Set, the merciless god of darkness, has taken over the throne of Egypt and plunged the once peaceful and prosperous empire into chaos and conflict. Few dare to rebel against him. A young thief, whose love was taken captive by the god, seeks to dethrone and defeat Set with the aid of the powerful god Horus. (imdb)

Gods of Egypt

2016
Fantasy, Action
2h 7m
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Rated 20 May 2016
25
13th
You know those The Asylum ripoff movies that come out around the time a big budget film hits theaters? This is the Asylum version of a better 'Egyptian gods' movie but with a 150 million dollar budget. A Scot, Australian and Dane all play Egyptian gods and with every minute I merged further into the couch out of sheer embarrassment for what was happening on my screen. It's that rare kind of misguided big budget kitsch-heap that fails upward so spectacularly you have to see it to believe it.
Rated 17 Feb 2021
33
9th
I have stood at the paws of the Sphinx and inquired its Mysteries. I humbled myself inside the Great Pyramid, and gazed out at the threshold of the King's Chamber. I discovered for myself the ceiling of Nut at the Temple of Edfu, explored the Temple of Man after dark set in, and observed the solemn gravity of the sarcophagus of Ramesses IX in the Valley of the Kings. I also just witnessed Gerard Butler impersonate a CGI horse for $150 million.
Rated 12 Jan 2018
10
3rd
I don't know if you can watch this movie sober, but I know for a fact that you sure as shit shouldn't.
Rated 27 Feb 2016
15
5th
I can't help but love it. Gods of Egypt is a nightmare, where you can literally see the budget dwindling away. The acting is atrocious, the direction and script are no better. Yet, it fills me with a childish glee as it's so unintentionally funny and wonderful. I'll give the movie a few actual points for a great score, but otherwise this is a must-see because of how horrid it really is. If you leave the theater satisfied or comfortable then I assure you, it was not the movie's quality.
Rated 02 Apr 2016
25
17th
How do you rate something like this? Clearly very terrible, let's get that out of the way. But it's also unique, full of crazy ideas and most of the time pretty impressive special effects - though occasionally falling through completely in that department, one sequence in particular being the most entertaining part of the film. It left me stunned, tired, and maybe a little bit sick. I think I'm glad I saw it but I would not recommend. I'm so intrigued this was made (and on a budget that big!?).
Rated 21 Mar 2016
34
19th
I really wish this were better. It has intriguing ideas, but they're brought to life by some questionable CGI and a poor story. Feels like a shitty adaptation of a great graphic novel or video game.
Rated 22 Oct 2017
3
1st
Gods of Egypt is a queer commingling of 1990s Power Ranger special effects and an alt-right wet dream where the gods (and important-to-the-plot humans) are white (except for the token black one, because we're not racist), all women are inoffensively light brown, and there's oodles of incoherent yelling. It is frightening to think this is what alien historians might someday find buried in the rubble of our fallen civilization.
Rated 21 Jul 2016
35
8th
I waited the entire running time of this movie for it to cut to some St. Elsewhere-esque big queen overdosing in the Studio 54 bathroom on heroin as it was the only explanation for the tackiest, cheapest, gaudiest looking big budget piece of crap I've seen in forever.
Rated 15 Jul 2016
10
1st
My favourite moment was when the character Zaya died and my girlfriend said "Zaya-nara!". The film itself was not so entertaining however.
Rated 09 Jul 2016
20
4th
Holy crap on a cracker! This sucks so much that it could probably single-handedly end the universe in a "Big Crunch"-like manner.
Rated 12 Jun 2017
70
34th
I thought Hollywood was a corporate kind of place where they do market analysis prior to every movie, get test groups to pick the brains of, see if people like the concept before they even start shooting. Sometimes, movies squeak out that make me second guess that executives have any idea what they're doing. This is one of those movies. The whitewashing thing is baffling, they're nine foot tall people riding snakes, bleeding gold. And you complain that it's unrealistic that they're white?
Rated 09 Jul 2016
25
6th
The keywords here are "inconsistency", "confused" and "ill-advised". In the right hands, I'm sure this could have turned out fine, but holy cow(headed gold plated demigod)! This was terrible!
Rated 27 Feb 2016
30
2nd
What amounts to being the cinematic equivalent of taking a sedative, only more torturous, Gods of Egypt is lackluster in practically all respects. If it weren't for the moments of sheer absurdity, unavoidable fits of laughter, along with Geoffrey Rush and Chadwick Boseman's awareness that the film they are in is absolute hot garbage (ham it up to 11 fellas), the audience would be lulled into a painfully forced nap after already suffering with the guilt of spending their dollars on this atrocity.
Rated 03 Apr 2016
10
2nd
I forgot I saw this
Rated 13 Mar 2016
40
35th
Gods of Egypt has some nifty CGI work, but is otherwise terrible in pretty much every sense of the word. The plotting is, at times, nonsensical. The characters are grating. To say that Bek is "one-dimensional" is an insult to straight lines everywhere. There's a disturbing amount of violence and sexual content for a movie that looks like it was designed for 7 year olds. And even when the story tries to make a moral point, it winds up undercutting itself. (pluggedin.com)
Rated 01 Mar 2016
40
7th
Super bad. This is going to kill Brendon Thwaites's career, and he fucking deserves it. Alex Proyas should go back to just being 'the guy who made Dark City, and a few other things we don't care about'. Oh and also it's super offensive, so there's that, too.
Rated 26 Feb 2016
30
17th
Lionsgate and Alex Proyas may have apologized for the whitewashing that came when the film was being cast, but they should have apologized for Gods of Egypt being terrible. This is an atrocity, but it's also unintentionally hilarious for most of its running time, and I wasn't bored for most of the time. I laughed at its juvenile and stupid dialogue, its awful CGI, and its ridiculously generic story. And I'd rather laugh through a terrible movie than be bored through one.
Rated 16 Oct 2020
62
57th
This ended up being a rather fun disposable action-adventure. Once again I'm not understanding all the hate, does the movie have issues, yes! but it's a silly movie that's a throwback to the Jason and the Argonauts/Sinbad movies of yesteryear. The CGI wasn't great but it worked well enough for the story and presentation.
Rated 21 Apr 2018
8
1st
Better known by it's original title: "Gerard Butler's Paycheck XIII: My Indoor Pool Needs Another Sauna"
Rated 17 Aug 2016
62
42nd
I can't explain why i give some dumb boisterous action films horrible scores and some, like this one, relatively better scores. Maybe it was the giant snakes.. I love giant monsters. The musical score was enjoyable. The cast isnt hateful like some of these boisterous dumb action flicks. The costume designer was clearly told "egypt. Cleavage. Cleavage." and let loose
Rated 09 Jul 2016
56
52nd
An intriguing "Ancient Aliens" take on mythological Egypt, combined with some really quite stunning visuals, but what it's missing is any kind of original story at all. Despite the gloriously imaginative cgi world, I couldn't help feeling like I'd seen it all before. No doubt the story was kept simple for international audiences, but it feels simplistic - Fantasy is, ultimately, just a B-movie genre, and this isn't going to be one that rises above that and becomes memorable.
Rated 24 Jun 2016
10
0th
The only redeeming qualities of this movie are A. Geoffrey Rush as Ra rides a space station anchored (literally, with chains) to the sun and fights giant space worms, and B. Jaimie Lannister has his hand back.
Rated 10 Jun 2016
20
15th
Very strange. The main characters are all semi-giants, proportional to humans like the Na'vi in Avatar were, but you never get used to this strange effect. The CGI could use a lot of work, and the script is predictable and humorless. I didn't find this quite cheesy enough to work as a bad movie. Bummer, too, given the cast.
Rated 22 May 2016
50
49th
So much to like. Tons of creativity. Totally overloaded with flashy CGI & SFX. Extremely dark & laughably sentimental. The action is a constant chaotic mess. Performances were mostly good. Courtney Eaton was very cute. Elodie Yung was spectacular. Brenton Thwaites, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau & Gerard Butler are charismatic. So much good but only a few brilliant moments. The dialog is prating nonsense & the story is slick rubbish. An awesome, incredible, visual spectacle that fails to satisfying.
Rated 22 May 2016
60
33rd
Visually enticing, not so boring actually
Rated 20 May 2016
54
8th
Gods of Egypt seems to emulate the Star Wars prequels but with less mythology. The plot is incredulous; the casting, direction and acting atrocious. While the movie may look pretty, it doesn't sink so low that it becomes fun, it just remains generic, occasionally mediocre and mostly bad. Also it was annoying that a movie called Gods of Egypt failed to mention Isis more often (or at all), almost as if they were afraid for some silly reason.
Rated 17 May 2016
25
3rd
Undeniably bad, with very little to praise. I guess you could say that some of the CGI is cool--or at least the designs are kinda neat--but a majority of the time it's pretty bad. Couple that with a terrible script and bad acting and you kinda wonder what they did with the huge budget. I'm not even offended by the whitewashing, but I can see why people would be. I'm more upset that Proyas made such a turd, because I think he's a very underrated director. This movie tries things but fails hard.
Rated 05 Mar 2016
35
16th
I expected much less, it was better than Exodus, full of cgi though. Also it was funny enough to make my husband laugh.
Rated 02 Mar 2016
28
5th
A thief (Brenton Thwaites, awful) must join forces with the fallen Horus (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, not great) to defeat the usurper Set (Gerard Butler, hammy). The result is kind of a shitty Egyptian CLASH OF THE TITANS, poorly cast and acted (except for Chadwick Boseman's campy Thoth), messily staged, terribly written, and weighed down by an abundance of bad CGI, which looks all the worse when seen in 3D. The whitewashing makes it feel all the more pointless; the large budget is hardly apparent.
Rated 10 Jan 2021
25
0th
So the story of this is pure bullshit... so I tried to shut off my brain and just enjoy this a modern epic fantasy spectacle. But also as that it still was absolute garbage. The most remarkable thing is how much fun Gerard Butler seems to have while chewing the scenery in this dud.
Rated 02 Sep 2020
55
24th
I was under the impression that this movie was made in the early 2000s. Boy, was I surprised to discover this movie was made in the last 4 years.
Rated 06 May 2017
94
90th
Tremendously entertaining throw-back to the opulence of 1960s sword-and-sandals epic; plays like a cross between CLEOPATRA and CLASH OF THE TITANS but outdoes both, thanks to Proya's stunning visual sense, and a cast delivering uniformly pitch-perfect performances in the slightly ridiculous tone that the movie requires. Above all else, more genuine fun and thrills than most blockbusters in recent memory.
Rated 08 Nov 2016
20
2nd
So bad it's good is a nice description for this atrocity. It is admittedly entertaining and fun to laugh at for acting, dialogue, CGI, and well, pretty much everything actually. Had these things had more quality to them, this may actually have been decent. Quality wise, it's pretty much a zero, but so entertaining for it's crappiness that it must get bumped a tier.
Rated 03 Sep 2016
10
0th
Gobsmackingly horrendous. Plotting is barely on a par with that of an episode of Young Hercules. Butler seems as if he took acting classes from Kevin Smith (Ares in Xena), and didn't quite catch everything. Exacerbating the movie's innumerable faults: the end, which chose to go for the old "we need the promise of an afterlife to lead morally good lives" shtick, one of the vilest contentions in all religion. 10 points for Coster-Waldau managing not to look utterly risible in this shit-heap.
Rated 21 Aug 2016
12
2nd
GötterDAMNerung, that was bad. (Yes, worse than that pun.) I barely even know where to start; the awful 90s CGI, the all-white cast, the supremely punchable protagonist, the nonsensical plot, the two-hour running time even though they had plot for maybe 25 minutes... I want my Mummy.
Rated 05 Jul 2016
20
2nd
Ridiculous. Six good movies die each time turds like this get made. Ridiculous and tragic.
Rated 28 Jun 2016
6
24th
Good visual effects but cheap story
Rated 28 Jun 2016
72
40th
This a a great kids adventure film. Sure some of the acting and delivery is poor - but the basic story, look, feel, action sequences and fx make for a good adventure yarn. pure popcorn entertainment.
Rated 24 Jun 2016
30
8th
For awhile I was actually getting into the pure zaniness of it, and I always enjoy Alex Proyas' visuals. But after awhile it just wasn't funny anymore. This movie did not need to be over two hours at ALL. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau gives the only halfway decent performance; the rest of the cast is either sleepwalking or annoying.
Rated 21 May 2016
1
0th
Score speaks for me.
Rated 28 Feb 2016
100
51st
very good and very cool 10 out of 10
Rated 27 Oct 2024
43
9th
I watched this. I know I did. I remember some cool set pieces. I don't really remember much else. It's a forgettable film. A joyless money grab. Part of that trend of mythology films, like that Clash of the Titans remake. None of those were any good, and this would be near the bottom of even that barrel.
Rated 04 Mar 2024
78
50th
It is an enjoyable Friday night movie. People here acting like they were expecting a cinematography marvel.
Rated 07 Aug 2023
10
2nd
I'm convinced that this was some money laundering scheme. It's like if Robert Rodriguez directed an episode of some shitty Egyptian Super Sentai rip-off series with 1990s CGI.
Rated 10 May 2023
41
4th
holy guacamole
Rated 20 Aug 2022
10
2nd
At first this looked like it might be good. After 10 minutes it was unwatchable.
Rated 24 Feb 2022
26
6th
It's certainly generic, mindless, cliched and badly scripted... But I don't think it was ever trying to be anything more than the bland CGI fest it is and the cast seemed to be having fun so I can't hate it either.
Rated 15 Jun 2020
59
31st
That was big dumb, but I expected it to be maybe 3 times worse. With low expectations, you can be (well not pleasantly, but something) surprised by some of the designs and how they approached the "quest" and characters. Still remains objectively dumb
Rated 14 May 2020
18
12th
You have Gerard Butler, you have Geoffrey Rush, you have Chadwick Boseman, you have Bryan Brown and $140,000,000 budget and you manage to "create" this? If the movie isn't made for money laundering, you are just a useless director/producer/writer etc. And a hint of the script quality. The main character's name is Bek. Yes, Bek. From all the ancient Egyptian name they choose Bek. Come on!!!
Rated 14 Dec 2019
40
19th
Strange.
Rated 06 Sep 2019
45
6th
There was some cool and imaginative world-building and it would probably have worked really well as the next God of War game, but as a film it's pretty bad. The CGI is ugly, the script is lazy, generic and uninspired and the Gerard Butler's acting is cringey. and yes, obviously it's a white-washed cast. +5 points for Chadwick Boseman's hilarious performance as a campy gay Spock, if that character was given his own spin-off, I definitely would go see that in theatres.
Rated 26 Apr 2019
50
74th
Do you miss Jaime Lannister dressing like a prince instead of a pauper? Do you miss cultural artefacts that extol good works instead of sola fide? Gods of Egypt did, apparently.
Rated 03 Feb 2019
34
6th
Can't remember much, except for a bunch of moments, where people turned into shitty cgi accompanied by music usually put under climactic moments and such. If this was subversively an hommage to crappy mid-90s TV movies, I sincerely draw all of my hats, Sirs. And Mrsrsrsrs.
Rated 24 Sep 2018
5
1st
This is what you get when you mix a passing knowledge of Egyptian mythology from a Ladybird book, cheap CGI and a meeting of over-actors anonymous. Everyone is running all the time but never getting anywhere. Epically shite.
Rated 22 Sep 2018
36
13th
I didn't know gods were Transformers?
Rated 29 Jul 2018
88
18th
Family movie but very poor storyline
Rated 27 Apr 2018
50
35th
eng; [gods of egypt]; ein gott der dunkelheit reisst im alten ägypten die herrschaft an sich, doch diesem stellt sich ein mensch entgegen - unterstützt von einem verwundetem gott.;
Rated 01 Apr 2018
3
3rd
F
Rated 18 Mar 2018
59
19th
An exceedingly silly action film which taken on its own terms makes for passable entertainment. My extremely low expectations were exceeded by a fair margin. A big, dumb theme park ride, sweeping through synthetic vistas and locations draped in gaudy opulence, featuring a parade of cardboard cut-out characters. Overloaded with CGI to such a degree that it just owns it and feels like a throwback. Ride the rails to the finish and don't look too much out the sides, you'll just feel queasy.
Rated 15 Feb 2018
80
16th
Barring all fancy suits, the movie might not have anything from history as commercial tone was given. Still liked the part of historical fiction being made in such glorious ways.
Rated 14 Aug 2017
20
13th
bad movie
Rated 29 Jul 2017
89
42nd
So much to be said. Maybe in the 'afterlife'
Rated 08 Jul 2017
19
5th
An absolute shit storm from what could have been a pretty cool action setting. It's confusing and silly.
Rated 26 Jun 2017
49
44th
Gerrard Butler is excellent, Geoffrey Rush is awesome, Game of Thrones Lannister guy is also perfectly cast, and the production design is wonderful. Worth watching for the costumes and visual effects. And the part where they battle giant snakes. Underrated film. Wish I'd seen it on the big screen.
Rated 22 May 2017
50
14th
Worth the watch just for the campiness. It is kind of hilarious to watch all these non-Egyptian actors pretend to be Egyptian.
Rated 23 Apr 2017
85
54th
Started slow but got better in time. Fun Empty headed Fun.
Rated 21 Jan 2017
25
5th
no
Rated 07 Jan 2017
0
1st
Some movies are so fucking awful they're hilarious. Gods of Egypt falls short of that lofty goal. Not because it isn't fucking awful -- it so is -- but because it pretends to be in on the joke. The actors seem to be cracking up behind they're caked makeup and grave expressions. Hey, thespians, it's our job to do the mocking.
Rated 12 Aug 2016
99
90th
I wasn't expecting much from this piece, but now I'm a bit annoyed that I missed it on the big screen. This was definitely a adrenaline, fun, and adoring film. I didn't know what the story was about based on the previews, but I was glad they got it wrong because the surprise of watching this film was quite wonderful! A complex way of Gods and Men placed together in a believable way where Gods are similar in every way but being immortal. How Man and God interacted was quite a treat!
Rated 23 Jul 2016
1
8th
I'm not quite sure what to say about this. It's beyond messy and definitely not any of the very well known actors' proudest movie. *Bad
Rated 21 Jul 2016
40
57th
The key is to go into big budget disasters with low expectations. That way you can be pleasantly surprised by the enormous spectacle unfolded in front of you. Works tremendously for Gods of Egypt (2016).
Rated 05 Jul 2016
75
64th
Zaman zaman eğlenceli hatta komik sahneler barındıran görsel şölen tadında film. Temposu yüksek, görsel efektler ve genel ortam çok başarılı kısacası iyi bir filmde aranan herşeye sahip. Konu biraz abartılı gibi ama tabii başrollerde hep tanrıların olduğunu da unutmamak lazım. Yönetmen adına yaraşır iyi iş çıkarmış.
Rated 05 Jul 2016
3
28th
What a silly movie!
Rated 03 Jul 2016
25
16th
Wow this was pretty damn stupid.
Rated 18 Jun 2016
51
34th
Lots of gods. It's not divine. It's not Asylum either. Thank God. My review here : http://opinion-as-a-moviefreak.blogspot.be/2016/06/gods-of-egypt-2016.html [Full review]
Rated 06 Jun 2016
68
71st
Well, at least here Jaime got his parts back. Lannisters always pay their debt.
Rated 23 May 2016
60
21st
Horus looks like Kenshi from Mortal Kombat X LOL...

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