Exterminator City

A fascinatingly bad sci-fi B-movie disaster, more likely to repulse most would be viewers with its obnoxious sound effects and stock music, horrid production and effects, or the snuff film quality pornstar cameos, instead of actually being entertaining. However, something about this perverted fever dream kept me compelled to keep watching the robotic religious psychotic stupidity unfold, like if someone Godfrey Ho'd an unfinished pornstar slasher into a delusional robot-puppet passion project.

This low budget turd is a nonstop montage of wisecracking robot heads, murder scenes and shots of model flying cars swooping around. The only human actors are the half naked busty ladies who show up every 2 minutes or so to get mutilated (though it's painfully obvious from the editing job that none of the actresses were ever in the same room as the robot puppet). Shitty gore, a nonsensical plot, and about a third of the dialog is unintelligible. Barely even worth it for the titties.

D.i.s.a.s.t.e.r. Completely incompetent filmmaking, no-budget puppet work, what appears to be recycled audition tapes, masked under a layer of static noise, this sits on my trophy shelf as 'the worst' to date, alongside Barn of the Blood Llama.

So you're really into big breasted chicks getting gored by robots, ey? If this is the variety of fetish porn you've been hankerin for, then Exterminator City is probably an automatic buy decision. One word of caution - you aren't really getting robots, you're getting a cheaper version of the old Muppet's skit, Pigs in Space-style robot puppets. Basically you get shiny plastic robot heads (are these supposed to be metal?) with movable jaws, mounted on dressed clothing racks.