Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong

So now a bong...from outer-space...and if you've seen the first two films, I understand that sad look upon your face. *Cough*Cough* Excuse me. Sorry about that...The third film in Charles Band's Full Moon Features' "Evil Bong" franchise is the worst film in the series...so far. Notably it also features the third actor to play "Alistair", which I wouldn't mind if that became a running gag for the series, or honestly just anything to distract me from the terrible/cheap/lazy comedy of these movies.

This is the cheapest movie I have ever seen. Sets are just 4 colored screens with some crap thrown around. The music is some wretched MIDI-shit. You feverishly hope the characters get chainsawed in the face, just so they would stop barfing up that rotten excuse for dialogue. But... at least you can watch this insult to art and intelligence in glorious 3D. Thanks, movie!

This movie isn't even funny while being stoned.. so you can imagine what a huge piece of shit this is

The best thing about this is coming back to this page in 2023 to find out they've fucking made SEVEN OF THESE???

While still a far cry from good, the third entry in the series is more ridiculous than the first two which, in a movie about an evil sentient bong, is welcome to the target audience, I'm sure.

It's just sad that this is one of the highlights of this series.