End of a Gun

Bodydouble: the Movie. On the plus side, it seemed that Seagal recorded all or most of his own lines but still holy hell does he have trouble speaking in this. Best Seagal line in the movie is "I love the fuck out of cookies". The score is definitely the best part of this.

If it were just a bit more unrestrained, this could be hilarious. As it is, it's just limp--like its star. Lousy writing that tries (and fails, obviously) to be "hardboiled", and an aging action star who has seen much better days, that never could actually, you know, act. Set in Paris, yet none of these Romanians seemed to know what to do with that--or even fake it properly--either.