Drunken Wutang

First 20 minutes are great - it's inventive and ridiculous at the same time. And tit-fondling dick-eating monster is one the weirdest things ever put on celuloid. But then it runs out of steam and recycles the same jokes and action scenes over and over again.

Wacky Yuen clan kung fu comedy (though I use the word comedy in the loosest sense possible) about a mischievous drunken Taoist monk who teams up with a young fighter to defeat the evil Old Devil and his priestess accomplice. Nonstop ridiculous hijnx and undercranked fights with novelty weapons, including a few battles against what can only be described as a giant cock-eating bowling ball with legs and antennae. Pretty stupid and weird, but it has a few decent fights.

Stormy and psychoneurotic, this kung-fu-flick calls forth a great amount of laughter and demand some booze! Warning: Don't watch it without friends and beer by your side.

A deliciously terrible clusterfuck of creative acting choices, a ton of dick jokes and other embarrassing comedy, a plot that didn’t make a lick of sense, adventurous directional decisions and some strangely competent choreography. Made for copious amounts of alcohol with likeminded friends.

The poor direction really brings everything down. This was a slog even though its full of batshit crazy stuff. Miracle fighters does pretty much the same thing but better.

Weird, zany and at times funny. This film tries to give you everything including the kitchen sink and most of it misses the mark. Cheung-Yan Yuen who also directs does okay as the drunken monk but shines as the grandmother, the rest of the cast do their jobs and generally keep things moving. The film starts with a bang but loses steam just as quickly the film is somewhat saved by the crazy and inventive fight scenes.

Two words: Watermelon Monster