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Drillbit Taylor
2008
Comedy
1h 50m
Three kids hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them from the playground bully. (imdb)
Directed by:
Steven BrillDrillbit Taylor
2008
Comedy
1h 50m
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Rated 10 Jan 2018
29
4th
A burglar pretends to be a bodygaurd who pretends to be a teacher so he can rob kids seeking protection and guidance - but the kids end up being cool so he gives their stuff back. At this point Owen Wilson could set out to poison puppies and they'd try to make you feel bad for him.
Rated 10 Jan 2018
Rated 19 Jul 2010
60
6th
Very weak comedy, the main problems are the 3 kids who have no charisma between them and Owen Wilson's phoned-in performance. After Dupree, another film where he plays essentially a child (a role he is not particularly good at). The script is completely lacking in originality and feels like it was pieced together from a dozen other high school movies.
Rated 19 Jul 2010
Rated 30 May 2017
3
15th
So Luke Wilson's brother gets a pass but everytime I try and beat up a kid I get the long, hard, consequences of breaking the law.
Rated 30 May 2017
Rated 25 Nov 2013
85
33rd
The movie shows a homeless guy helping out school kids to be confident
Rated 25 Nov 2013
Rated 30 Nov 2012
40
13th
Drillbit Taylor is slackly paced and rife with questionable logic.
Rated 30 Nov 2012
Rated 05 Aug 2008
40
23rd
Not as bad as people say it is, and it has some funny bits. However, most of the time I waited for it to end.
Rated 05 Aug 2008
Rated 23 Jun 2008
18
6th
For the first 30 minutes I waited for it to start being funny. The rest of the time I waited for it to end.
Rated 23 Jun 2008
Rated 19 Jun 2022
63
24th
Comes frustratingly close to working, with Wilson’s droll and laid back persona well-suited to his role, and a terrific trio of young actors at the forefront (with neurotic Dorfman an absolute scream). Unfortunately the film never finds a focus or rhythm, struggling to tie Drillbit’s search for self-worth to the struggles of his charges, leaving the mid-section seeming to break off into two separate movies! Well staged comic gags make this worthwhile (the montages are particularly well done).
Rated 19 Jun 2022
Rated 11 Nov 2021
50
29th
It seems to me that people hate on this film because they are incapable of making a judgment for themselves. The film references are a lot of fun, in particular the nod to 'Blade Runner'. The brutality of the violence is unexpected but welcome (films of this genre often don't follow through with this), which has a lot do with Alex Frosts' unhinged performance as Filkins. The parody of teachers and teaching is closer to the truth than many would like to admit.
Rated 11 Nov 2021
Rated 26 Aug 2021
85
87th
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Rated 26 Aug 2021
Rated 24 Mar 2018
50
23rd
Entertainment: 3/4 Great first half, then downhill. Spirit: 1/3. Sustainability: 1/3.
Rated 24 Mar 2018
Rated 22 Jul 2016
16
6th
Owen Wilson finally found his perfect role: an over-grown pre-pubescent teenage boy. The most (only) believable performance of his career.
Rated 22 Jul 2016
Rated 17 Oct 2014
38
10th
* Casting, Acting : 3
* Script : 3
* Directing, Aura : 3.5
* Ease of Viewing : 6
* Naked Eye :3.5
Rated 17 Oct 2014
Rated 22 Sep 2013
16
12th
Seth Rogen in pen is not always the bullseye.
Rated 22 Sep 2013
Rated 21 Sep 2013
64
37th
I really hated Owen Wilson's character in this movie, but after all this was okay. If you don't have anything better you might give this a chance. Don't expect anything and maybe the movie will surprise you.
Rated 21 Sep 2013
Rated 21 Dec 2011
59
12th
Skip this one. There are a few funny moments in this film but definitely not enough to recommend it. The ending is weak and predictable. Owen Wilson has done better work in other films.
Rated 21 Dec 2011
Rated 22 Jun 2011
35
3rd
There's a scene where the bully and one of the main characters have a rap battle. The movie tries to pass this off as funny.
Rated 22 Jun 2011
Rated 03 Dec 2010
60
50th
Only Owen Wilson made this film watchable
Rated 03 Dec 2010
Rated 21 Oct 2010
15
21st
"Is the golden age of Judd Apatow already waning?" - Nick Schager
Rated 21 Oct 2010
Rated 04 Oct 2010
20
8th
not as bad as other films like this, but still pretty bad
Rated 04 Oct 2010
Rated 27 Sep 2010
45
18th
Really felt like they were trying to ride the coattails of the recently popular Superbad and make a high-school comedy as racy as they could and still give it a PG-13 rating. You might get a few laughs, but it's pretty drab.
Rated 27 Sep 2010
Rated 13 Sep 2010
52
7th
Owen Wilson is always worth a watch.
Rated 13 Sep 2010
Rated 20 Jul 2010
50
15th
If this film embraced being completely neurotic and edgy, I could see it working. It almost wants to go into the realm of good films, but doesn't have the courage to make that step. As it is, this film is absolute shit.
Rated 20 Jul 2010
Rated 07 Jun 2010
0
2nd
this movie is bad avoid it at all costs
Rated 07 Jun 2010
Rated 15 Nov 2009
55
8th
I know it's hard to believe, but watching Owen Wilson get punched in the face does not classify as entertainment.
Rated 15 Nov 2009
Rated 23 Aug 2009
20
0th
Not even Owen Wilson, who I really like, could save this. It's just extremely poor.
Rated 23 Aug 2009
Rated 31 Jul 2009
50
38th
Solid Wilson comedy. Sometimes unfairly criticised, it does have some very good moments.
Rated 31 Jul 2009
Rated 08 May 2009
32
14th
It has a few solid laughs (most of which are provided by Danny McBride), but much of the film is dry. The kids aren't particularly likeable, and the story isn't particularly good. Like I said though, it's written by Rogen and features McBride, so there is some good comedy here, just not enough. The movie isn't a total disaster, but it's fairly cookie-cutter and marks Apatow Co.'s first real miss.
Rated 08 May 2009
Rated 23 Mar 2009
70
42nd
Surprisingly fun comedy with a great turn by Wilson.
Rated 23 Mar 2009
Rated 08 Feb 2009
0
5th
Was I supposed to like anyone in this film?
Rated 08 Feb 2009
Rated 12 Dec 2008
64
42nd
The second weakest Apatow associated movie next to Kicking And Screaming, but the bar was set too high. Grade: B-
Rated 12 Dec 2008
Rated 06 Sep 2008
25
4th
The jokes just don't work... at all.
Rated 06 Sep 2008
Rated 30 Aug 2008
70
61st
It has not the pepper that was seasoning Superbad. But even so, a good entertainment.
Rated 30 Aug 2008
Rated 29 Jul 2008
10
2nd
Goddamn it, Owen Wilson, we KNOW you're better than this.
Rated 29 Jul 2008
Rated 11 Jul 2008
64
35th
Is that the Josh kid From Drake and Josh? When did he turn into a bully? Anyway, the bullies in this movie were absolutely rediculous. I hadn't seen a bully that bad since Big Bully.
Rated 11 Jul 2008
Rated 05 Jul 2008
53
24th
Without much in the way of credibility or little in the way of inspired humor for Wilson to work with, "Drillbit Taylor" produced by Judd Apatow and co-written by Seth Rogen sort of flounders in the mundane realm of comedy.
Rated 05 Jul 2008
Rated 03 Jul 2008
25
6th
Poor.
Rated 03 Jul 2008
Rated 02 Jul 2008
4
44th
I'll admit upfront a weakness for high school movies, thus, I may be overrating this a bit. It's nowhere near as clever or funny as Superbad (which sharing a producer and screenwriter it naturally draws comparison to), but my inner nerd can never truly dislike a movie that features the high school geeks triumphing over the bullies.
Rated 02 Jul 2008
Rated 23 Jun 2008
20
13th
New low for Apatow, Rogen and Wilson. Bad in all aspects.
Rated 23 Jun 2008
Rated 03 Apr 2008
59
18th
Some funny bits, but more dry stretches. Not really awful, just lacking something.
Rated 03 Apr 2008
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