Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins

I had never expected to see so many hints to molestation in a movie about Dragon Ball of all things. There's girls trying to force themselves on boys, shapeshifting demons trying to force themselves on girls, and an old man who will only help our main characters if one of the girls (who can't be older than 16) takes off her top. Holy shit! And there's tons more stupid shit. The villain is a blue troll, there's a talking parrot, a terminator-ripoff, etc. What the fuck, Taiwan? Seriously.

Go home Dragon Ball, you're drunk.

That scene where Master Roshi fights the military... hahahaha... oh god man, my sides went into another dimension.

Bad narration and an embarrassment to DB. The first few minutes are sort of cool-ish, but becomes a drag after +/- 15 minutes. That old man's laugh really got on my nerves, and how did they know the bad guy 'swallowed' the 'Dragon Pearls'? (Yes... Dragon Pearls..........)