Double Down

I drank double the normal amount, but I still feel down. :( I'll never get his wrinkly in-the-pool-floating ass burned out of my brain. Thanks Neil.

Breen might be the best at everything but he is terrible at eating tuna, unless he's the best at being terrible at eating tunaohmygodthismovieisdeep

Breen is smarter than the smartest person alive. Can hack everything, even the universe and our souls. He includes lots of laptops again, and shows his ass. A gem. Breen should be a movie genre.

don't get me wrong, this is probably one of the best things in existence. it's just not exactly a movie and therefore can hardly be rated as such. it's an enthralling experience, spiritual, virtual and physical! set perfectly against the backdrop of las vegas, the place to be for enlightenment, neil breen dares ask the fundamental questions: who am i? and why am i the best at everything? watch it! now!

It's the best. It's the best movie in the world and las vegas. This movie is the best, in the world at what it does. As far as movies go, it's probably the best. I would say this movie, is the best one.

In order for my world to make any sense, my brain made up this explanation for what I just watched: Breen, hilariously incompetently, tries to portray a man overcome by grief, having a mental breakdown in the desert and the film's... plot(?) happens in his head... and only in his head... I'm not sure my brain is right, but I appreciate the effort.

This might be the best example of a man so unaware of how little talent he possesses somehow managing to produce a film, well "film". Incomprehensible by anyone except himself, Double Down ends up being one of the best so-bad-it's-good movies ever.

Watched this hoping to see new realms of hilarious so-bad-its-goodness based solely on its number 1 ranking in the Bad Movie Bible, but was solidly disappointed. While there are a couple of real howlers in the 1st hour (which is as far as I got before giving up on finding more laughs) this is overwhelmingly just bad w/ lots of stock footage & repetitive & overlong scenes of nothing in particular. The Bad Movie Bible's got it wrong - this has nothing on The Room's unrelenting WTF?ness.

[CAPTAIN'S JOURNAL: STAR DATE...UH...] We have detected a mysterious vessel attempting to break the security cordon around Planet Nine. Galaxy of origin: Unknown. Communication so far has been highly cryptic, ranging from monotone soliloquies to emotionally stilted exclamations. I'm anticipating an all-out tactical dogfight, followed by a light dinner ... egg noodles, chicken, sundae bar. If I don't make it back safely, please, someone feed Mr. Mittens. [END COMMUNICATION]

Forgive me.

"I work for the Defense Intelligent Agency." Not a misquote or typo, that is an actual line from this movie. Gloriously stupid. Endlessly monotone. Perfectly surreal. If you are doing a bad movie night with some friends, a must see.

I invented half the systems...the secret systems.

Initially I trashed this film saying it only goes downhill after seeing his taint, but I said that after watching it the first time around and falling asleep almost an hour in. Now that I've managed to finish it all the way through, I love it far more. It's complete nonsense, it's a Gary Stu narrative, and it's fantastic. Beau Travail after a traumatic brain injury

Hysterical. Anybody who loves bad movies should take a look at this. On a technical level, it probably is the worst crafted film I've ever seen next to Birdemic (sharing poor direction, writing, acting, and sound quality), but I've given it a 1 for the enjoyment factor. There's a lot to love for those who are patient with this bizarre, incoherent, and plodding venture. To those who haven't seen this I say: WHERE ARE YOUUUU?! WHERE ARE YOUUUUU?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!!!

This is what happens when being talentless and clueless become automatism, channeling some kind of crazy, internal force onto the screen. Breen is a serious person, but a frightening one, since he seems to portray characters that are regular people on the edge of a psychotic break. Kinda like when a real estate agent becomes a megalomaniacal cinema auteur. Warped delirium of a particularly interesting variety.

Poorly made yet almost endearing because of its ineptness.

pretty funny, the only breen i really like

hehe we get to see breen's ballsack as he floats naked, face down in a swimming pool

One of the absolute worst movies of all time. It's filled with stock footage, consists almost entirely of narration with next to no action and is extremely repetitive. Nothing happens during the entire duration. Nothing is even close to making sense. The plot is absurd and the way this is edited makes everything all the more nonsensical and random. I'm not even going to get started on the technical qualities or acting. A terrible film on all fronts, worth watching for the strong wtf factor.

transcendent i think i am dead

This is a bad pick even for a cheesy b-movie evening.

This is just something that has to be watched, I don't think I can really explain it. It's a sort of pseudo-trippy power fantasy monologue that moves at a glacial pace. I think it wants to be a high-art look at a tortured loner with the weight of the world on his shoulders, but also a badass action film? I mean, don't get me wrong, it is absolutely god-awful and unwatchable, but as you're struggling to get through it you're also intrigued about the sort of person who could make this