Doom House
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Doom House

2005
Romance
Comedy
Short Film
15m
After the heartbreaking death of his wife, Reginald P. Linux (Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka) packs his bags and searches for a new place to call home... (imdb)
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Doom House

2005
Romance
Comedy
Short Film
15m
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Avg Percentile 52.49% from 245 total ratings

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Rated 22 Sep 2007
70
57th
I can't fucking believe this is seriously on criticker. I can't fucking believe I'm actually giving it a rating.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
100
95th
You're garbage. So I'm gonna treat you like garbage.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
1
0th
The joke is no longer funny.
Rated 27 Feb 2007
80
74th
lmao lowtax
Rated 14 Aug 2007
100
98th
A DOOM HOUSE?!??!?!?!?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
30th
You stubborn mule! Now you know the secret! I am a terrorist, and this house was built over our terrorist burial camp!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
2nd
At least it's better than the weekly Flash Tub. Ugh.
Rated 11 Jul 2007
3
12th
LOL GOONS fucking terrible
Rated 15 Oct 2009
1
2nd
Tries way too hard, to the point of being unbearable.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
95
93rd
You seem like a man of many words. Well let me tell you this how about: If you don't get out of this Doom House, it could spell your doom!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
3rd
needs more David Thorpe
Rated 31 Mar 2008
5
0th
What the hell's this? Why is it on criticker? And, for gods sake, why does it give me a PSI of 73? I gave Kill Bill a 73 for crying out loud! I'm not giving some b-internet-movie the same score as a Tarantino film! Yeah, that's right, it's not only a b-movie, it's a b-internet-movie! It's b even for a you tube movie! I feel a strong urge to kill someone right now! Or in short: It's not funny!
Rated 29 Jul 2008
60
33rd
Well, this is on the site and I've seen it, so I rated it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
4th
When semi-funny jokes run way too long, NEXT on Fox!
Rated 15 Sep 2010
100
99th
Possibly the greatest piece of art ever concocted about the degradation and revival of man's psyche. Through Nobody Really's unique script, we are thrown into Reginald's dense and tragic soul as he tries to overcome the terrifying dilemmas of his new house. The twist at the end, which came as a massive shock to me, made this short movie all the more horrifying. Don't miss it!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
100
99th
You stubborn mule. Now you know the secret. I am a terrorist, and this house was built over our terrorist burial camp.
Rated 15 May 2008
7
68th
A DOOM HOUSE?!?!
Rated 21 Jan 2007
95
93rd
I watched it simply because of Something Awful, and found it horribly entertaining, but far from good. It's exactly what Something Awful is supposed to be, and why I enjoy it so much, but unless you enjoy horrible B movies, this isn't for you.
Rated 22 Jan 2008
50
55th
The feel-good buddy film of the year, with explosive action and breathtaking scenery. Truly, a merely adequate debut from this young up-and-coming auteur. The sex scenes are very realistic, and pretty gross to be quite honest.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
100
95th
This and the sequel Mood House are amazing pieces of cinema
Rated 24 Nov 2012
8
1st
I'm not sure why this is on Criticker. Calling this a film, or even a short, is like saying chewing gum is food. I'd be mildly impressed if it was made by a couple of mates, and they showed it to me while I was completely wasted.
Rated 05 Jan 2010
4
0th
I want those 15 minutes of my life back please.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
56
30th
Fun for a moment, but that's about it.
Rated 16 May 2007
100
99th
One of the finest films of the past 70 years, director Richard Kyanka takes you on a white knuckled tale of horror and deceipt within the confines of a sinsister residence.
Rated 10 Feb 2009
6
34th
"Leave my House !!!", pointless but amusing...
Rated 28 Apr 2009
98
98th
I watched this at least three times before fully understanding the twist at the end. A true masterpiece of film, with some of the best acting I've ever witnessed.
Rated 01 Mar 2007
5
0th
I know you want to show your goon unity and all that, but putting this on here is just lame.
Rated 21 Feb 2007
90
76th
Time to hit the oooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll' bedstack!
Rated 20 Nov 2009
63
29th
Obligatory rating.
Rated 16 Jan 2008
75
25th
a doom house!?!?
Rated 26 Feb 2009
40
27th
It's amusing for a home video, I'd probably chortle if those guys were friends of mine and they showed it to me.
Rated 26 Dec 2010
85
90th
Has the greatest continuity jokes of all time.
Rated 19 Sep 2012
68
56th
Great and convincing acting and story. Where the hell did they find a figurine like that?
Rated 10 Nov 2012
30
12th
Haha, this blows in a magnificent fashion. Don't confuse this for me laughing at their jokes, I'm laughing at their failure.
Rated 19 Dec 2012
64
44th
YOU STUBBORN MULE, NOW YOU KNOW THE SECRET. I AM A TERRORIST, AND THIS HOUSE WAS BUILT OVER A TERRORIST BURIAL CAMP
Rated 25 Jul 2013
1
20th
They clearly had a lot of fun making this, me watching it, not so much.
Rated 11 Aug 2014
70
38th
A seminal masterpiece.
Rated 04 Feb 2015
60
36th
4.2.15(+)
Rated 18 Sep 2015
55
45th
LMAO! Someday I will make something like this. I wonder if they won any award. / "Now you're inside my basement... and out of my mind."
Rated 23 Nov 2017
50
46th
Andy Samberg influenced I think. Funny but not Horror on it.
Rated 12 Feb 2009
25
17th
Reminded me a bit of The Blair Thumb for whatever reason. It's funny in the retarded kind of way even if it parodies in a way too obvious manner. "Move it or lose it!" "But I just got a fixed-rate mortgage!" It made me laugh, but of course, this is pretty damn infantile. At least it's better than that horrid Anger Sees Red youtube short I saw on here a while back. Hard to justify giving it a higher rating even if it is enjoyable for what it is.
Rated 11 Feb 2009
21
0th
When it comes to things that are intentionally bad for the sake of humor, then it better be damned funny because it's got nothing else in the realm of entertainment. And this was not funny, and not only was it not funny, it was so unfunny it was painful to watch. If you want an intentionally bad movie for the sake of humor that is actually good, watch "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra."
Rated 18 Dec 2008
70
80th
Hard to appreciate if you don't know where it came from.
Rated 15 Dec 2008
71
65th
I smells a g-g-g-g-g-g-ggoooooon???
Rated 22 Aug 2008
70
61st
A bad good movie? A doom house ?!?! Horribly fun.
Rated 19 May 2008
60
43rd
You seem like a man of many words, so let me tell you this how about: the movie is funny for what it is, which is a 15min 80s B-movie horror send-up on YouTube. It runs a bit long, and there are a few weak moments, but when it's funny, it's very very funny. This film will win several major awards.
Rated 09 Dec 2007
50
26th
Quite good for an online non-flash video, average for the purposes of this rating system
Rated 14 Aug 2007
83
70th
lolleriffic!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
100
99th
A Cinematic masterpiece.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
100
99th
this movie owns me
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
25th
Amazing for the small budget, and all of the mysterious deaths on set durring the filming.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
100
99th
Still not as good as the sequel, the Memento-inspired "Mood House", but a servicable trash comedy.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
55
11th
It's okay. Though lame at times.
Rated 08 Apr 2007
99
99th
If only it was longer!
Rated 02 Apr 2007
60
38th
Intentionally bad for the sake of humour and honestly probably the best bad movie I've seen. However, it does drag. I'm sorry fellow goons but it does. I cannot deny that I did laugh heartedly at various parts.
Rated 31 Jan 2007
0
2nd
well i only watched a few minutes of it, but i didn't like those minutes.

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