Don't Go Near the Park

Dopey horror flick about a trio of runaway kids living on an abandoned and supposedly haunted ranch (inexplicably in the middle of a park) who get terrorized by the last two survivors of an ancient race of immortal cannibals. Take a moment to let your brain assimilate that mental plot summary. Awful script, awful acting, awful effects and the only recognizable name is Linnea Quigley who gets wasted in a short cameo role (though she does manage to squeeze a brief shower scene in there).

Very poor.

One of the worst movies ever made! MY god, i still cant believe i (sorta) sat thru this, ( i was browsing thru a bit of it). Some movies are just made so crappy it just annoys me to watch them. It rarely happens, but this is one of them!Terrible dialogue/scripting, terrible story, horrible effects, insanely bad acting! what a BAD MOVIE!! Avoid at all cost!