Demon Island

A cross between spring break, Survivor, and a Mexican kid's birthday party, but with 150% more killer pinatas than spring break and Survivor combined. Add to that plentiful shots of sweaty co-ed yoga pants, an ATV chase reaching butt-blistering speeds of over 10 MPH, and a surprise appearance by that chubby Asian kid who was ensign on Star Trek Voyager, and you have...well, crap. What did you expect?

This is cinema. This is what cinema ought to be like. This is what all movies should look up to, and aspire to be as great as. Cinema was made on this day.

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That's one angry, ugly CGI-sometimes-midget-in-a-suit lookin piñata

AMC used to show this nonsense practically every Friday at like 2 AM. Good times.

A thing that exists, unfortunately